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We need a system where you have to earn the right to start new threads. 2 per week until you reach 1000 posts, then 3, etc.

Or maybe a way to give thumbs down to a whole thread. 10 thumbs down and you can't start a thread for 2 weeks. Let's workshop it.

 
We need a system where you have to earn the right to start new threads. 2 per week until you reach 1000 posts, then 3, etc.

Or maybe a way to give thumbs down to a whole thread. 10 thumbs down and you can't start a thread for 2 weeks. Let's workshop it.
Why stop at new threads? If you make 1 bad post, you can't post for 6 months.

Wouldn't be long and we could all get on with our lives.

 
We need a system where you have to earn the right to start new threads. 2 per week until you reach 1000 posts, then 3, etc.

Or maybe a way to give thumbs down to a whole thread. 10 thumbs down and you can't start a thread for 2 weeks. Let's workshop it.
I tried to "like" this but I'm out. :rant:

If you receive a like you should be able to give one.

 
We need a system where you have to earn the right to start new threads. 2 per week until you reach 1000 posts, then 3, etc.

Or maybe a way to give thumbs down to a whole thread. 10 thumbs down and you can't start a thread for 2 weeks. Let's workshop it.
Why stop at new threads? If you make 1 bad post, you can't post for 6 months.

Wouldn't be long and we could all get on with our lives.
You would be gone for 31 years. I don't see a downside.

 
We need a system where you have to earn the right to start new threads. 2 per week until you reach 1000 posts, then 3, etc.

Or maybe a way to give thumbs down to a whole thread. 10 thumbs down and you can't start a thread for 2 weeks. Let's workshop it.
Why stop at new threads? If you make 1 bad post, you can't post for 6 months.

Wouldn't be long and we could all get on with our lives.
You would be gone for 31 years. I don't see a downside.
That comment gets you a thumbs down. See you in six months.

 
We need a system where you have to earn the right to start new threads. 2 per week until you reach 1000 posts, then 3, etc.

Or maybe a way to give thumbs down to a whole thread. 10 thumbs down and you can't start a thread for 2 weeks. Let's workshop it.
Why stop at new threads? If you make 1 bad post, you can't post for 6 months.

Wouldn't be long and we could all get on with our lives.
You would be gone for 31 years. I don't see a downside.
He would actually be gone for 2,136 years, but your rationale on no downside is accurate.

 
We need a system where you have to earn the right to start new threads. 2 per week until you reach 1000 posts, then 3, etc.

Or maybe a way to give thumbs down to a whole thread. 10 thumbs down and you can't start a thread for 2 weeks. Let's workshop it.
Why stop at new threads? If you make 1 bad post, you can't post for 6 months.

Wouldn't be long and we could all get on with our lives.
You would be gone for 31 years. I don't see a downside.
That comment gets you a thumbs down. See you in six months.
 
We need a system where you have to earn the right to start new threads. 2 per week until you reach 1000 posts, then 3, etc.

Or maybe a way to give thumbs down to a whole thread. 10 thumbs down and you can't start a thread for 2 weeks. Let's workshop it.
Why stop at new threads? If you make 1 bad post, you can't post for 6 months.

Wouldn't be long and we could all get on with our lives.
You would be gone for 31 years. I don't see a downside.
He would actually be gone for 2,136 years, but your rationale on no downside is accurate.
Yeah, cause you're an FFA genius. :rolleyes:

 
We need a system where you have to earn the right to start new threads. 2 per week until you reach 1000 posts, then 3, etc.

Or maybe a way to give thumbs down to a whole thread. 10 thumbs down and you can't start a thread for 2 weeks. Let's workshop it.
Why stop at new threads? If you make 1 bad post, you can't post for 6 months.

Wouldn't be long and we could all get on with our lives.
You would be gone for 31 years. I don't see a downside.
He would actually be gone for 2,136 years, but your rationale on no downside is accurate.
Once again. Out of "likes". :rant: That has to be against one of the amendments.

Will try to hit you up at 8 AM tomorrow.

 
I would get rid of tim, that's for sure.
Did you mean to write "it"? Or was the "I" deliberate?
If "I" could, it could had been done already. Unless you send me a Xmas card. Then, maybe.
Do I have to send you one now? Or can it wait until December?
Do they have passover cards? I can use that for some Jewish family members. No schtick, I actually have Jewish family members.

 
I would get rid of tim, that's for sure.
Did you mean to write "it"? Or was the "I" deliberate?
If "I" could, it could had been done already. Unless you send me a Xmas card. Then, maybe.
Do I have to send you one now? Or can it wait until December?
Do they have passover cards? I can use that for some Jewish family members. No schtick, I actually have Jewish family members.
Never seen one. I wouldn't put it past Hallmark though.

 
Seems like an iguana would make a quality pet. Any of you guys own an iguana?

Awesome word too -- iguana. I want to say it out loud a bunch of times. What the hell do they eat anyway?

 
Seems like an iguana would make a quality pet. Any of you guys own an iguana?

Awesome word too -- iguana. I want to say it out loud a bunch of times. What the hell do they eat anyway?
I don't know anything about iguanas, but I once knew a guy who had a kimono dragon. I use the term "knew him" loosely; he was the ex-brother-in-law of a guy I worked with briefly. We actually never met. And we never discussed his dragon. So, I actually have no idea how they eat.

Anyway, here's a blueberry muffin recipe to die for:

Ingredients1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour3/4 cup white sugar1/2 teaspoon salt2 teaspoons baking powder1/3 cup vegetable oil1 egg1/3 cup milk1 cup fresh blueberries1/2 cup white sugar1/3 cup all-purpose flour1/4 cup butter, cubed1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamonAdjust Servings

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Original recipe yields 8 large muffins

DirectionsPreheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Grease muffin cups or line with muffin liners.Combine 1 1/2 cups flour, 3/4 cup sugar, salt and baking powder. Place vegetable oil into a 1 cup measuring cup; add the egg and enough milk to fill the cup. Mix this with flour mixture. Fold in blueberries. Fill muffin cups right to the top, and sprinkle with crumb topping mixture.To Make Crumb Topping: Mix together 1/2 cup sugar, 1/3 cup flour, 1/4 cup butter, and 1 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon. Mix with fork, and sprinkle over muffins before baking.Bake for 20 to 25 minutes in the preheated oven, or until done.

 
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Seems like an iguana would make a quality pet. Any of you guys own an iguana?

Awesome word too -- iguana. I want to say it out loud a bunch of times. What the hell do they eat anyway?
I don't know anything about iguanas, but I once knew a guy who had a kimono dragon.
Ah. I ran into one of those in Bangkok.
I say kimono, you say komodo...
Being caught off guard is when you open a Thai girls robe and have a damn kimono dragon staring you right in the face.

 
Seems like an iguana would make a quality pet. Any of you guys own an iguana?

Awesome word too -- iguana. I want to say it out loud a bunch of times. What the hell do they eat anyway?
I don't know anything about iguanas, but I once knew a guy who had a kimono dragon.
Ah. I ran into one of those in Bangkok.
I say kimono, you say komodo...
lets call the whole thing off

 
Seems like an iguana would make a quality pet. Any of you guys own an iguana?

Awesome word too -- iguana. I want to say it out loud a bunch of times. What the hell do they eat anyway?
I don't know anything about iguanas, but I once knew a guy who had a kimono dragon.
Ah. I ran into one of those in Bangkok.
I say kimono, you say komodo...
Being caught off guard is when you open a Thai girls robe and have a damn kimono dragon staring you right in the face.
Especially when it only has one eye.

 
Seems like an iguana would make a quality pet. Any of you guys own an iguana?

Awesome word too -- iguana. I want to say it out loud a bunch of times. What the hell do they eat anyway?
I don't know anything about iguanas, but I once knew a guy who had a kimono dragon.
Ah. I ran into one of those in Bangkok.
I say kimono, you say komodo...
Being caught off guard is when you open a Thai girls robe and have a damn kimono dragon staring you right in the face.
Especially when it only has one eye.
Wait, you know I'm talking about a penis, right? :oldunsure:

 
Seems like an iguana would make a quality pet. Any of you guys own an iguana?

Awesome word too -- iguana. I want to say it out loud a bunch of times. What the hell do they eat anyway?
I don't know anything about iguanas, but I once knew a guy who had a kimono dragon.
Ah. I ran into one of those in Bangkok.
I say kimono, you say komodo...
Being caught off guard is when you open a Thai girls robe and have a damn kimono dragon staring you right in the face.
Especially when it only has one eye.
Wait, you know I'm talking about a penis, right? :oldunsure:
I never thought we weren't.

 
Seems like an iguana would make a quality pet. Any of you guys own an iguana?

Awesome word too -- iguana. I want to say it out loud a bunch of times. What the hell do they eat anyway?
I don't know anything about iguanas, but I once knew a guy who had a kimono dragon.
Ah. I ran into one of those in Bangkok.
I say kimono, you say komodo...
Being caught off guard is when you open a Thai girls robe and have a damn kimono dragon staring you right in the face.
:lmao:

 
Guys, getting way off topic here with talk of one eye thai lady snake dragons... We need to get back to the point of this thread:

What do Iguanas eat???

 

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