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fantasycurse42 said:
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Emerson Biggens said:
fantasycurse42 said:
Guys, getting way off topic here with talk of one eye thai lady snake dragons... We need to get back to the point of this thread:

What do Iguanas eat???
I think someone said blueberry muffins
This guy.
Glad we got to the bottom of that. So they're vegetarians, good to know.
Yep, nailed it.

Oops...Probably shouldn't say that too loud today.

 
McGarnicle said:
Seems like an iguana would make a quality pet. Any of you guys own an iguana?

Awesome word too -- iguana. I want to say it out loud a bunch of times. What the hell do they eat anyway?
They eat wallabies.

 
McGarnicle said:
Seems like an iguana would make a quality pet. Any of you guys own an iguana?

Awesome word too -- iguana. I want to say it out loud a bunch of times. What the hell do they eat anyway?
They eat wallabies.
We already established they are blueberry muffin eating vegetarians - pay attention!
Snopes debunked that hours ago.
Snopes and it's family is a ####.

 
An iguana, a wallaby, and a blueberry muffin enter a room and the door is closed. Which one leaves?
They all leave. The muffin and wallaby just leave in the iguana's stomach.

(unless the iguana poops before he leaves the room)

 
An iguana, a wallaby, and a blueberry muffin enter a room and the door is closed. Which one leaves?
That's not the joke. It is an iguana, panda and blueberry muffin enter a room and the door is closed. Which one leaves?Answer- The panda because he eats bamboo,shoots and leaves.

 
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