Chili. Beans or not. Time to Settle this once and for all. (1 Viewer)

[B-Deep]

if you put ketchup on a hot dot, it's no longer a hot dog.

meat wiener with tomato condiment?

lol

 

[TobiasFunke]

people are really fired up

i don't think you i would like cauliflower on pizza, but i am not about to try and rid the world of cauliflower on pizza, if you like it enjoy!

ditto beans in chilli

and ketchup on hot dogs

Great now here comes the psycho hotdog police.

I am outraged at the stuff people put on their processed tubes of indeterminate cuts of pork(?)

 

[17seconds]

The people who dislike beans simply because they are filler or not equal to the meat...

Do you ever put toppings on anything?

Do you ever eat a side dish?

Instead of making a sandwich, do you just eat deli meat out of the bag?

Is your pron limited to 2hr money shot compilations?

 

[Frostillicus]

I like beans because I like beans. I'm not substituting them for meat. If I made chili without beans it would have the same amount of meat as chili with beans. I like beans.

 

[TobiasFunke]

The people who dislike beans simply because they are filler or not equal to the meat...

Do you ever put toppings on anything?

Do you ever eat a side dish?

Instead of making a sandwich, do you just eat deli meat out of the bag?

Is your pron limited to 2hr money shot compilations?

I feel like you're asking these questions sarcastically, which worries me because my answers are meh, meh, sure, and why not?

 

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I, for one, make it a steadfast rule to only eat foods approved by a global sanctioning body.

Well you're a cowboys fan...

Your aversion to anything that involves ranking/grading things based on quality is understandable.

 

[Tom Servo]

Official International Chili Society sanctioning body is pretty clear on the rules of what constitutes Chili:

The Rules and Regulations for cooks at the World’s Championship, State, Regional and District Cookoffs are as follows:

1. Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,

cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients, with the exception of BEANS and PASTA which are strictly forbidden. No garnish is allowed.

2. Chili Verde is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats, cooked

with green chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients, with the exception of BEANS and PASTA which are strictly forbidden. No garnish is allowed.

They are the preeminent authority on the dish, sanctioning over 200 events worldwide with over 1 Milion attendees annually.

There is a "homestyle" chili category that allows for "whatever you want" (aka beans), but it is not considered one of the 3 main categories (salsa being the 3rd), and no "World Champion" is crowned. Homestyle chili category is basically there to placate the people can't afford to make real chili, and have to resort to cheap fillers like beans.

at World Championship of Chili. Do they award title belts?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,
cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients,

so if I make a chili out of hotdogs, it would be more chili-like than chili with beans.

neat.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I have never eaten chili but if someone handed me a bowl I would assume there would be beans in it.

How is this even possible?

It is just that food that's never appealed to me. Everyone has a popular food they don't like for some reason. I see friends putting chili on hot dogs and it makes me want to puke. Why would you put something that looks like dog doo on your hot dog? People love it though, i get it. Enjoy your bowl of slop.

Many people have a popular food they don't like. I would not say that very many people have a popular food that they've never even TRIED.

Live a little, dude. It may be the best thing you've ever tasted.

Pretty much this.

Maybe I tried it many moons ago. I really don't remember. What I do remember is that I don't care for chili. Any foods you don't care for?

Sure. But not delicious ones.

I'll be the judge of that. let's hear them.

Based on what you have said in this thread, you are in no position to be a judge of anything in the culinary realm. But I'll overlook that out of my sense of sporting fun.

Here you go:

Sweet pickles

Pickled fish

Lima beans

A wide variety of Indian and Chinese dessert items

What? What??!! Oh my lord, what is wrong with you? Sweet pickles are THE BEST! And who doesn't like Indian and Chinese dessert items?? :doublefacepalm:

This is not convincing.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,

cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients,

so if I make a chili out of hotdogs, it would be more chili-like than chili with beans.

neat.

I'm going to try it with spam to see how much better it is than the bean versions I'm used to

 

[B-Deep]

Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,

cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients,

so if I make a chili out of hotdogs, it would be more chili-like than chili with beans.

neat.

hot dog/bacon/spam chili, coming up

 

[CowboysFromHell]

I, for one, make it a steadfast rule to only eat foods approved by a global sanctioning body.

Well you're a cowboys fan...

Your aversion to anything that involves ranking/grading things based on quality is understandable.

No, I'm not. And you...you're...you're just a bean hater!

 

[B-Deep]

Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,

cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients,

so if I make a chili out of hotdogs, it would be more chili-like than chili with beans.

neat.

I'm going to try it with spam to see how much better it is than the bean versions I'm used to

woah

worlds colliding

http://www.food.com/recipe/spam-spring-chili-98499

spam chili WITH BEANS

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,

cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients,

so if I make a chili out of hotdogs, it would be more chili-like than chili with beans.

neat.

I'm going to try it with spam to see how much better it is than the bean versions I'm used to

better? who cares about that. All that matters is complying with Chili regulations set by the international governing body. You don't want to upset the folks from Ghana or Maldives.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I wonder if the Society has a sweet ### handshake. I bet there is a secret branch that is way into vigilante justice too.

 

[General Malaise]

I like beans because I like beans. I'm not substituting them for meat. If I made chili without beans it would have the same amount of meat as chili with beans. I like beans.

Me too, GB. Me too. Beans are delicious and enhance chili.

 

[B-Deep]

I wonder if the Society has a sweet ### handshake. I bet there is a secret branch that is way into vigilante justice too.

i heard they beat a man down in an alley, used wooden spoons to put a wuppin on his ####, all for using kidney beans

 

[Willie Neslon]

This is not convincing.

These are gross. I hate those things. But THIS is delicious and what is wrong with you if you don't that.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

The people who dislike beans simply because they are filler or not equal to the meat...

Do you ever put toppings on anything?

Do you ever eat a side dish?

Instead of making a sandwich, do you just eat deli meat out of the bag?

Is your pron limited to 2hr money shot compilations?

I feel like you're asking these questions sarcastically, which worries me because my answers are meh, meh, sure, and why not?

Gonna have to vehemently disagree with you on the porn question.

 

[FUBAR]

I like beans because I like beans. I'm not substituting them for meat. If I made chili without beans it would have the same amount of meat as chili with beans. I like beans.

Me too, GB. Me too. Beans are delicious and enhance chili.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM43p7YR0aQ

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Boss move I like to pull (behind closed doors, of course): roughly smash up some black beans, chuck 'em in.

 

[TobiasFunke]

The people who dislike beans simply because they are filler or not equal to the meat...

Do you ever put toppings on anything?

Do you ever eat a side dish?

Instead of making a sandwich, do you just eat deli meat out of the bag?

Is your pron limited to 2hr money shot compilations?

I feel like you're asking these questions sarcastically, which worries me because my answers are meh, meh, sure, and why not?

Gonna have to vehemently disagree with you on the porn question.

Not really my thing, but I don't see the problem with focusing your porn intake on whatever action you like best. I'm not gonna start watching midget golden showers just because I get bored watching petite blondes in cheerleader skirts take it from behind (hypothetically, of course). And beans are the midget golden showers of chili. If that's your thing, great, more power to you. I'm glad you've found something you enjoy. But it just seems like a waste to me.

 

[B-Deep]

The people who dislike beans simply because they are filler or not equal to the meat...

Do you ever put toppings on anything?

Do you ever eat a side dish?

Instead of making a sandwich, do you just eat deli meat out of the bag?

Is your pron limited to 2hr money shot compilations?

I feel like you're asking these questions sarcastically, which worries me because my answers are meh, meh, sure, and why not?

Gonna have to vehemently disagree with you on the porn question.

Not really my thing, but I don't see the problem with focusing your porn intake on whatever action you like best. I'm not gonna start watching midget golden showers just because I get bored watching petite blondes in cheerleader skirts take it from behind (hypothetically, of course). And beans are the midget golden showers of chili. If that's your thing, great, more power to you. I'm glad you've found something you enjoy. But it just seems like a waste to me.

That is a Socrates quote, isn't it?

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

And beans are the midget golden showers of chili.

Sounds delish.

 

[jfranco77]

You can have your weird meat and bean soup concoction. I'll be eating the real chili with no ### #### beans.

 

[B-Deep]

You can have your weird meat and bean soup concoction. I'll be eating the real chili with no ### #### beans.

to be clear

cow balls are meat, give the choice would you rather have beans or testes in your chili?

 

[TobiasFunke]

The people who dislike beans simply because they are filler or not equal to the meat...

Do you ever put toppings on anything?

Do you ever eat a side dish?

Instead of making a sandwich, do you just eat deli meat out of the bag?

Is your pron limited to 2hr money shot compilations?

I feel like you're asking these questions sarcastically, which worries me because my answers are meh, meh, sure, and why not?

Gonna have to vehemently disagree with you on the porn question.

Not really my thing, but I don't see the problem with focusing your porn intake on whatever action you like best. I'm not gonna start watching midget golden showers just because I get bored watching petite blondes in cheerleader skirts take it from behind (hypothetically, of course). And beans are the midget golden showers of chili. If that's your thing, great, more power to you. I'm glad you've found something you enjoy. But it just seems like a waste to me.

That is a Socrates quote, isn't it?

It is also possible that I am the prisoner chained to the cave, the walls of the cave are my conventional porn, and midget golden showers are my sunlight.

 

[B-Deep]

and i ####### hate beans

baked beans make me literally gag

 

[General Malaise]

and i ####### hate beans

baked beans make me literally gag

Cuban black beans are a gift from Castro....the hell the matter with you?

 

[B-Deep]

and i ####### hate beans

baked beans make me literally gag

Cuban black beans are a gift from Castro....the hell the matter with you?

dunno

something about beans just grosses me out

still, i have no moral objection to putting them in chili

 

[Pipes]

You can have your weird meat and bean soup concoction. I'll be eating the real chili with no ### #### beans.

to be clear

cow balls are meat, give the choice would you rather have beans or testes in your chili?

I'm guessing testes would be the choice for most of the anti bean people.

 

[B-Deep]

You can have your weird meat and bean soup concoction. I'll be eating the real chili with no ### #### beans.

to be clear

cow balls are meat, give the choice would you rather have beans or testes in your chili?

I'm guessing testes would be the choice for most of the anti bean people.

as much as i dislike beans, i think given the choice of a mouthful of pintos or a mouthful of bovine family jewels, I am going beans every time

 

[Guest]

You can have your weird meat and bean soup concoction. I'll be eating the real chili with no ### #### beans.

to be clear

cow balls are meat, give the choice would you rather have beans or testes in your chili?

Cows don't have balls.

 

[Henry Ford]

On hot dog: no beans.

In bowl: beans.

 

[B-Deep]

You can have your weird meat and bean soup concoction. I'll be eating the real chili with no ### #### beans.

to be clear

cow balls are meat, give the choice would you rather have beans or testes in your chili?

Cows don't have balls.

bull balls, whatever.

substitute the #### of your choosing. Pig, goat, bull, deer....

balls are balls

 

[B-Deep]

#### is filtered

testes is not

it is the consistency i love

 

[pollardsvision]

This is pretty simple. Just depends on which style of chili you prefer.

The ground beef based concoction served in many parts of the country as "chili" really needs beans. If only for some texture.

Chili built around chunks of chuck really doesn't need beans. The meat has some texture, and good chile flavor with good quality beef doesn't need much else.

I prefer the latter, so I don't normally prefer chili with beans, but I appreciate both styles.

Beans, in general, are very good, btw, and to suggest otherwise is crazy talk.

 

[Guest]

You can have your weird meat and bean soup concoction. I'll be eating the real chili with no ### #### beans.

to be clear

cow balls are meat, give the choice would you rather have beans or testes in your chili?

Cows don't have balls.

bull balls, whatever.

substitute the #### of your choosing. Pig, goat, bull, deer....

balls are balls

Beans in chili kind of look like little balls.

 

[TobiasFunke]

This is pretty simple. Just depends on which style of chili you prefer.

The ground beef based concoction served in many parts of the country as "chili" really needs beans. If only for some texture.

Chili built chunks of chuck really doesn't need beans. The meat has some texture, and good chile flavor with good quality beef doesn't need much else.

I prefer the latter, so I don't normally prefer chili with beans, but I appreciate both styles.

Beans, in general, are very good, btw, and to suggest otherwise is crazy talk.

Take your common sense answer elsewhere, friend. This thread is for outrage, hyperbole and terrible analogies only.

 

[Henry Ford]

This is pretty simple. Just depends on which style of chili you prefer.

The ground beef based concoction served in many parts of the country as "chili" really needs beans. If only for some texture.

Chili built chunks of chuck really doesn't need beans. The meat has some texture, and good chile flavor with good quality beef doesn't need much else.

I prefer the latter, so I don't normally prefer chili with beans, but I appreciate both styles.

Beans, in general, are very good, btw, and to suggest otherwise is crazy talk.

Take your common sense answer elsewhere, friend. This thread is for outrage, hyperbole and terrible analogies only.

I can't believe you'd say this. Saddling this thread with that kind of negativity is like Hitler riding a donkey into a snowstorm in July.

 

[B-Deep]

This is pretty simple. Just depends on which style of chili you prefer.

The ground beef based concoction served in many parts of the country as "chili" really needs beans. If only for some texture.

Chili built chunks of chuck really doesn't need beans. The meat has some texture, and good chile flavor with good quality beef doesn't need much else.

I prefer the latter, so I don't normally prefer chili with beans, but I appreciate both styles.

Beans, in general, are very good, btw, and to suggest otherwise is crazy talk.

Take your common sense answer elsewhere, friend. This thread is for outrage, hyperbole and terrible analogies only.

I can't believe you'd say this. Saddling this thread with that kind of negativity is like Hitler riding a donkey into a snowstorm in July.

while eating bean and testicle chili!

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

This is pretty simple. Just depends on which style of chili you prefer.

The ground beef based concoction served in many parts of the country as "chili" really needs beans. If only for some texture.

Chili built chunks of chuck really doesn't need beans. The meat has some texture, and good chile flavor with good quality beef doesn't need much else.

I prefer the latter, so I don't normally prefer chili with beans, but I appreciate both styles.

Beans, in general, are very good, btw, and to suggest otherwise is crazy talk.

Take your common sense answer elsewhere, friend. This thread is for outrage, hyperbole and terrible analogies only.

This guy gets it.

 

[RUSF18]

The people who dislike beans simply because they are filler or not equal to the meat...

Do you ever put toppings on anything?

Do you ever eat a side dish?

Instead of making a sandwich, do you just eat deli meat out of the bag?

Is your pron limited to 2hr money shot compilations?

I feel like you're asking these questions sarcastically, which worries me because my answers are meh, meh, sure, and why not?

Gonna have to vehemently disagree with you on the porn question.

Not really my thing, but I don't see the problem with focusing your porn intake on whatever action you like best. I'm not gonna start watching midget golden showers just because I get bored watching petite blondes in cheerleader skirts take it from behind (hypothetically, of course). And beans are the midget golden showers of chili. If that's your thing, great, more power to you. I'm glad you've found something you enjoy. But it just seems like a waste to me.

Whoa whoa whoa...it's "little people".

Savage.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

This is not convincing.

These are gross. I hate those things. But THIS is delicious and what is wrong with you if you don't that.

I think I have figured out your problem (well, one of them anyway).You are selecting food based primarily on how it looks. Taste is more important. HTH

 

[Willie Neslon]

This is not convincing.

These are gross. I hate those things. But THIS is delicious and what is wrong with you if you don't that.

I think I have figured out your problem (well, one of them anyway).You are selecting food based primarily on how it looks. Taste is more important. HTH

If you ever watched Chopped you would know that presentation can absolutely sink the dish.

 

[Harry Manback]

Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,

cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients,

so if I make a chili out of hotdogs, it would be more chili-like than chili with beans.

neat.

Are beans not considered an "other ingredient"?

 

[glumpy]

Official International Chili Society sanctioning body is pretty clear on the rules of what constitutes Chili:

The Rules and Regulations for cooks at the World’s Championship, State, Regional and District Cookoffs are as follows:

1. Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,

cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients, with the exception of BEANS and PASTA which are strictly forbidden. No garnish is allowed.

2. Chili Verde is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats, cooked

with green chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients, with the exception of BEANS and PASTA which are strictly forbidden. No garnish is allowed.

They are the preeminent authority on the dish, sanctioning over 200 events worldwide with over 1 Milion attendees annually.

There is a "homestyle" chili category that allows for "whatever you want" (aka beans), but it is not considered one of the 3 main categories (salsa being the 3rd), and no "World Champion" is crowned. Homestyle chili category is basically there to placate the people can't afford to make real chili, and have to resort to cheap fillers like beans.

at World Championship of Chili. Do they award title belts?

Maybe not title belts but don't laugh--icon knows stuff. That said I don't enter the competitions and I like chili, w/ or w/o beans.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,

cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients,

so if I make a chili out of hotdogs, it would be more chili-like than chili with beans.

neat.

I make a mean red snapper, fennel and ginger chili

 

[[icon]]

Official International Chili Society sanctioning body is pretty clear on the rules of what constitutes Chili:

The Rules and Regulations for cooks at the World’s Championship, State, Regional and District Cookoffs are as follows:

1. Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,

cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients, with the exception of BEANS and PASTA which are strictly forbidden. No garnish is allowed.

2. Chili Verde is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats, cooked

with green chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients, with the exception of BEANS and PASTA which are strictly forbidden. No garnish is allowed.

They are the preeminent authority on the dish, sanctioning over 200 events worldwide with over 1 Milion attendees annually.

There is a "homestyle" chili category that allows for "whatever you want" (aka beans), but it is not considered one of the 3 main categories (salsa being the 3rd), and no "World Champion" is crowned. Homestyle chili category is basically there to placate the people can't afford to make real chili, and have to resort to cheap fillers like beans.

at World Championship of Chili. Do they award title belts?

Maybe not title belts but don't laugh--icon knows stuff. That said I don't enter the competitions and I like chili, w/ or w/o beans.

thanks GB.

For the record, I'm just shticking it up in here... When I make chili it more often than not has beans.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Official International Chili Society sanctioning body is pretty clear on the rules of what constitutes Chili:

The Rules and Regulations for cooks at the World’s Championship, State, Regional and District Cookoffs are as follows:

1. Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,

cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients, with the exception of BEANS and PASTA which are strictly forbidden. No garnish is allowed.

2. Chili Verde is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats, cooked

with green chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients, with the exception of BEANS and PASTA which are strictly forbidden. No garnish is allowed.

They are the preeminent authority on the dish, sanctioning over 200 events worldwide with over 1 Milion attendees annually.

There is a "homestyle" chili category that allows for "whatever you want" (aka beans), but it is not considered one of the 3 main categories (salsa being the 3rd), and no "World Champion" is crowned. Homestyle chili category is basically there to placate the people can't afford to make real chili, and have to resort to cheap fillers like beans.

at World Championship of Chili. Do they award title belts?

Maybe not title belts but don't laugh--icon knows stuff. That said I don't enter the competitions and I like chili, w/ or w/o beans.

thanks GB.

For the record, I'm just shticking it up in here... When I make chili it more often than not has beans.

I too have made chili with beans in it.

It tasted good.

But I felt terribly guilty while eating it.