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Cialas (4 Viewers)

When you go charging into an emergancy room because you had an erection that lasted more than 4 hours, don't come crying on the FFA board.

Cialas after one hour: :lmao:

Cialas after two hours: :unsure:

Cialas after three hours :unsure:

Cialas after four hours: :o :shock: :help:

Next day: :(

 
When you go charging into an emergancy room because you had an erection that lasted more than 4 hours, don't come crying on the FFA board.

Cialas after one hour: :lmao:

Cialas after two hours: :unsure:

Cialas after three hours :unsure:

Cialas after four hours: :o :shock: :help:

Next day: :(
:( No such complaints here as of yet.

Knock on wood. :o

 
I'd be curious to try this. Is there any legal way to get some (without going to my doctor and pretending I have mechanical problems)?
World down?Criminy, they advertise about 100 ways to do this in paper, TV, and print every single day, Capt. Observant.
Ignoring the stuff in your junk mail folder down?
No, I ignore that. But these ads are EVERYWHERE!!! I'm surprised Mr. Flimsypenis had to go to craigslist given the myriad of safer options out there.
 
I'd be curious to try this. Is there any legal way to get some (without going to my doctor and pretending I have mechanical problems)?
World down?Criminy, they advertise about 100 ways to do this in paper, TV, and print every single day, Capt. Observant.
Ignoring the stuff in your junk mail folder down?
No, I ignore that. But these ads are EVERYWHERE!!! I'm surprised Mr. Flimsypenis had to go to craigslist given the myriad of safer options out there.
safer options???now your a "straight up" expert? :D
 
I'd be curious to try this. Is there any legal way to get some (without going to my doctor and pretending I have mechanical problems)?
World down?Criminy, they advertise about 100 ways to do this in paper, TV, and print every single day, Capt. Observant.
Ignoring the stuff in your junk mail folder down?
No, I ignore that. But these ads are EVERYWHERE!!! I'm surprised Mr. Flimsypenis had to go to craigslist given the myriad of safer options out there.
safer options???now your a "straight up" expert? :D
Yeah, what am I thinking. Craigslist ads are ALWAYS on the up and up.Good luck, softy.
 
Well,I have a friend that uses Cialas and he's always talking about how good it works...He's been married for 10 years and said the Cialas just made their sex life better and he kept telling me I should try it....I'm single but involved with someone and while I dont need the Cialas,I will have to admit that my curiosity got the best of me.I bought 2 tablets and was told that I only need half of a pill for 36 hrs(this is correct).....So I took half a tablet last Friday about 2 hrs before my girlfriend arrives.She arrives and I then proceed to give her a hug and kiss like I always do except this time immediately I was standing to attention just from a little hug and kiss :D which she then makes a comment about it and I just smile and shrug my shoulders as I dont know what happened :D ....make a long story short,all weekend long the sex was great(usually is but better with this stuff) and I give a big thumbs up to Cialas.....I had zero side affects and it will make you feel like a an 18 year old again :unsure: ....I will use this again!
Just in case, could you send your girlfriend over? Maybe it was just her.... :)
 
I'd be curious to try this. Is there any legal way to get some (without going to my doctor and pretending I have mechanical problems)?
World down?Criminy, they advertise about 100 ways to do this in paper, TV, and print every single day, Capt. Observant.
Ignoring the stuff in your junk mail folder down?
No, I ignore that. But these ads are EVERYWHERE!!! I'm surprised Mr. Flimsypenis had to go to craigslist given the myriad of safer options out there.
safer options???now your a "straight up" expert? :D
Yeah, what am I thinking. Craigslist ads are ALWAYS on the up and up.Good luck, softy.
:unsure: :) :D
 
I'd be curious to try this. Is there any legal way to get some (without going to my doctor and pretending I have mechanical problems)?
World down?Criminy, they advertise about 100 ways to do this in paper, TV, and print every single day, Capt. Observant.
Ignoring the stuff in your junk mail folder down?
No, I ignore that. But these ads are EVERYWHERE!!! I'm surprised Mr. Flimsypenis had to go to craigslist given the myriad of safer options out there.
i'm curious, since when is responding to spam safer than a guy you meet face to face?and you can call me whatever you want. seriously. because if your mild smears are the tradeoff for the good times and cheer i can spread to even one open-minded soul out there.... then i can SOOOO live with that.one thing i DO know is... no one who has tried it has ever regretted it. try it once, and then report back, Long Melvin Studder. until then, keep bangin' fat chicks.
 
I'd be curious to try this. Is there any legal way to get some (without going to my doctor and pretending I have mechanical problems)?
Good question
i found a guy on craigslist whose buddy works in a pharmacy. bing bang boom, i get it delivered to my doorstep.
can i use your guy?
Totally can vouch for these people. Little online Q & A and "sign" a statement. :D
 
I'd be curious to try this. Is there any legal way to get some (without going to my doctor and pretending I have mechanical problems)?
World down?Criminy, they advertise about 100 ways to do this in paper, TV, and print every single day, Capt. Observant.
Ignoring the stuff in your junk mail folder down?
No, I ignore that. But these ads are EVERYWHERE!!! I'm surprised Mr. Flimsypenis had to go to craigslist given the myriad of safer options out there.
i'm curious, since when is responding to spam safer than a guy you meet face to face?and you can call me whatever you want. seriously. because if your mild smears are the tradeoff for the good times and cheer i can spread to even one open-minded soul out there.... then i can SOOOO live with that.one thing i DO know is... no one who has tried it has ever regretted it. try it once, and then report back, Long Melvin Studder. until then, keep bangin' fat chicks.
Spam? They have spam on the radio now?'keep bangin' fat chicks' - :whistle: You're the one worried about bringing his "A game" -- seriously, if she can't help you get it up without a pill, I think we know who's banging the throwaways.
 
OverviewCialis is used for the treatment of erectile dysfunction.
Hell I'm 10 years older than most of you and a good breeze works as well as a drug. Last thing I'd want is to walk around for 36 hours with an erection. Heck, they just booted a guy nicknamed boner from our gym that had this problem.
 
OverviewCialis is used for the treatment of erectile dysfunction.
Hell I'm 10 years older than most of you and a good breeze works as well as a drug. Last thing I'd want is to walk around for 36 hours with an erection. Heck, they just booted a guy nicknamed boner from our gym that had this problem.
was his name baronson?
 
I'd be curious to try this. Is there any legal way to get some (without going to my doctor and pretending I have mechanical problems)?
World down?Criminy, they advertise about 100 ways to do this in paper, TV, and print every single day, Capt. Observant.
Ignoring the stuff in your junk mail folder down?
No, I ignore that. But these ads are EVERYWHERE!!! I'm surprised Mr. Flimsypenis had to go to craigslist given the myriad of safer options out there.
i'm curious, since when is responding to spam safer than a guy you meet face to face?and you can call me whatever you want. seriously. because if your mild smears are the tradeoff for the good times and cheer i can spread to even one open-minded soul out there.... then i can SOOOO live with that.one thing i DO know is... no one who has tried it has ever regretted it. try it once, and then report back, Long Melvin Studder. until then, keep bangin' fat chicks.
Spam? They have spam on the radio now?'keep bangin' fat chicks' - :whistle: You're the one worried about bringing his "A game" -- seriously, if she can't help you get it up without a pill, I think we know who's banging the throwaways.
;) you have no idea... :ph34r:
 
Where do you guys find these wimmen that want to bang for 4-6 hours straight? Throw in some other stuff and it's been my experience that they'd like a little break in the action anyway.

 
I'd be curious to try this. Is there any legal way to get some (without going to my doctor and pretending I have mechanical problems)?
World down?Criminy, they advertise about 100 ways to do this in paper, TV, and print every single day, Capt. Observant.
Ignoring the stuff in your junk mail folder down?
No, I ignore that. But these ads are EVERYWHERE!!! I'm surprised Mr. Flimsypenis had to go to craigslist given the myriad of safer options out there.
i'm curious, since when is responding to spam safer than a guy you meet face to face?and you can call me whatever you want. seriously. because if your mild smears are the tradeoff for the good times and cheer i can spread to even one open-minded soul out there.... then i can SOOOO live with that.one thing i DO know is... no one who has tried it has ever regretted it. try it once, and then report back, Long Melvin Studder. until then, keep bangin' fat chicks.
Spam? They have spam on the radio now?'keep bangin' fat chicks' - :lmao: You're the one worried about bringing his "A game" -- seriously, if she can't help you get it up without a pill, I think we know who's banging the throwaways.
:lmao: you have no idea... :lmao:
Actually I think he does...the "A" game involves a whole lot more than a 36 hour erection.
 
OverviewCialis is used for the treatment of erectile dysfunction.
Hell I'm 10 years older than most of you and a good breeze works as well as a drug. Last thing I'd want is to walk around for 36 hours with an erection.
That's what I'd worry about - that I enjoy a great night of activity, but then have an embarrassing weekend of random pop-ups at anything mildly stimulating ...which includes any cleavage sighting, most commercials or TV promos, the nice looking lady sitting across the aisle at church, etc. I worry that the more I'd try not to think about stimulating things, the more I would. Just my luck, some sixteen year old girl bends over to tie her shoe in the middle of the aisle at Target, and I get arrested for accidental lewdness.
 
I'd be curious to try this. Is there any legal way to get some (without going to my doctor and pretending I have mechanical problems)?
World down?Criminy, they advertise about 100 ways to do this in paper, TV, and print every single day, Capt. Observant.
Ignoring the stuff in your junk mail folder down?
No, I ignore that. But these ads are EVERYWHERE!!! I'm surprised Mr. Flimsypenis had to go to craigslist given the myriad of safer options out there.
i'm curious, since when is responding to spam safer than a guy you meet face to face?and you can call me whatever you want. seriously. because if your mild smears are the tradeoff for the good times and cheer i can spread to even one open-minded soul out there.... then i can SOOOO live with that.

one thing i DO know is... no one who has tried it has ever regretted it. try it once, and then report back, Long Melvin Studder. until then, keep bangin' fat chicks.
Spam? They have spam on the radio now?'keep bangin' fat chicks' - :lmao:

You're the one worried about bringing his "A game" -- seriously, if she can't help you get it up without a pill, I think we know who's banging the throwaways.
:lmao: you have no idea... :lmao:
Actually I think he does...the "A" game involves a whole lot more than a 36 hour erection.
I agree with the bolded part :lmao:
 
TannerBoyle said:
Where do you guys find these wimmen that want to bang for 4-6 hours straight? Throw in some other stuff and it's been my experience that they'd like a little break in the action anyway.
Very :lmao:
I think I'm catching on....Option 1) A $20 pillOption 2) Five minutes for a beer, sandwich, cigarette, etc. as you relocate from the kitchen counter to the bedroom.
 
baronson said:
Where do you guys find these wimmen that want to bang for 4-6 hours straight? Throw in some other stuff and it's been my experience that they'd like a little break in the action anyway.
very fair point. but after you go 4-5 rounds in a session, if you're like me, you're sick and tired of it. that's why all the haters are missing the point... this isn't for men at all (unless you're rocking a soft pole). it's for the ladies. give them something to remember.i know guys like MelvinT and Tanner are huge studs with rigid horescocks who can #### 20 times in a day (with all supermodels, of course), but the rest of us aren't so lucky.and until you rock a cialis, you don't truly know what A-game is. you thought you knew... but you didn't have a clue.
:lmao:
 
Isn't there some concern that you may become dependent on this drug?

ie.. you're functioning normally now without it... but if you keep using it your typical response without the drug will fail to impress

 
Isn't there some concern that you may become dependent on this drug?ie.. you're functioning normally now without it... but if you keep using it your typical response without the drug will fail to impress
excellent point (I am serious)
 
TannerBoyle said:
Where do you guys find these wimmen that want to bang for 4-6 hours straight? Throw in some other stuff and it's been my experience that they'd like a little break in the action anyway.
Very :goodposting:
Ignorance is bliss. :rolleyes: I certainly didn't say that it NEVER goes away.... Just not when you need it most.And again.
 
baronson said:
Where do you guys find these wimmen that want to bang for 4-6 hours straight? Throw in some other stuff and it's been my experience that they'd like a little break in the action anyway.
very fair point. but after you go 4-5 rounds in a session, if you're like me, you're sick and tired of it. that's why all the haters are missing the point... this isn't for men at all (unless you're rocking a soft pole). it's for the ladies. give them something to remember.i know guys like MelvinT and Tanner are huge studs with rigid horescocks who can #### 20 times in a day (with all supermodels, of course), but the rest of us aren't so lucky.and until you rock a cialis, you don't truly know what A-game is. you thought you knew... but you didn't have a clue.
Just curious...have there been any long term studies on this? The more regularly I drink, the more it takes to catch a buzz. Same applies to fitness and any number of things the body adapts to. On a longer term basis could this lower your "B" game to a "C+" game?
 
Where do you guys find these wimmen that want to bang for 4-6 hours straight? Throw in some other stuff and it's been my experience that they'd like a little break in the action anyway.
Good posting here. I'm bored of ANYTHING after 4-6 hours. I'd like to go watch some sportscenter, chill on the couch, have a beer, and come back for round 2 later. My mechanics have evolved to include the self-preservation mechanism of this built-in delay so that I can do other things. :goodposting:
 
Where do you guys find these wimmen that want to bang for 4-6 hours straight? Throw in some other stuff and it's been my experience that they'd like a little break in the action anyway.
Good posting here. I'm bored of ANYTHING after 4-6 hours. I'd like to go post on FBGs, call her mother, piss away some poker winnings, text the ex-, and come back for round 2 later. My mechanics have evolved to include the self-preservation mechanism of this built-in delay so that I can do other things. :goodposting:
Edited for accuracy :rolleyes:
 
All you doubters out there. Ask your S.O. if they would like you to try it. The expression you'll see is the same one she see's, when she asks "Does this dress make me look fat?" :goodposting:

 
TannerBoyle said:
All you doubters out there. Ask your S.O. if they would like you to try it. The expression you'll see is the same one she see's, when she asks "Does this dress make me look fat?" :cry:
Seriously, no shtick. My wife would say "Are you kidding? Is there a pill that could make you NOT get an erection for 36 hours?".
And you say "there's no dress that could make you look fat" ;)
 
TannerBoyle said:
All you doubters out there. Ask your S.O. if they would like you to try it. The expression you'll see is the same one she see's, when she asks "Does this dress make me look fat?" ;)
Seriously, no shtick. My wife would say "Are you kidding? Is there a pill that could make you NOT get an erection for 36 hours?".
Girl I was dating last year suggested I look for an anti-Viagra pill. :cry: But she wasn't into marathon sessions either, preferred numerous shorter sessions with some rest in between. When I find that one that wants to go all night non-stop, then I'll mention what you suggest and pm you for a pill hook up.
 
baronson said:
Where do you guys find these wimmen that want to bang for 4-6 hours straight? Throw in some other stuff and it's been my experience that they'd like a little break in the action anyway.
very fair point. but after you go 4-5 rounds in a session, if you're like me, you're sick and tired of it. that's why all the haters are missing the point... this isn't for men at all (unless you're rocking a soft pole). it's for the ladies. give them something to remember.i know guys like MelvinT and Tanner are huge studs with rigid horescocks who can #### 20 times in a day (with all supermodels, of course), but the rest of us aren't so lucky.and until you rock a cialis, you don't truly know what A-game is. you thought you knew... but you didn't have a clue.
Just curious...have there been any long term studies on this? The more regularly I drink, the more it takes to catch a buzz. Same applies to fitness and any number of things the body adapts to. On a longer term basis could this lower your "B" game to a "C+" game?
well, i certainly wouldn't recommend relying on it. that's never good. it's like i said above, i use it for the first takedown with a girl i'd want to see again, or i surprise the chick i've been casually with for over a year once in awhile. occasionally, the two overlap so i score the double-dip (for me i get a solid 2 days or more out of a half pill). everybody wins.
 
When you go charging into an emergancy room because you had an erection that lasted more than 4 hours, don't come crying on the FFA board.Cialas after one hour: :shrug: Cialas after two hours: :cry: Cialas after three hours :unsure: Cialas after four hours: ;) :shock: :help: Next day: :lmao:
Totally dfferent results for me....as stated earlier,a half a pill lasted approx 4 days for me :lmao:
 
OverviewCialis is used for the treatment of erectile dysfunction.
Hell I'm 10 years older than most of you and a good breeze works as well as a drug. Last thing I'd want is to walk around for 36 hours with an erection. Heck, they just booted a guy nicknamed boner from our gym that had this problem.
You dont walk around with an erection all the time.....it only works when you touch a woman or she touches you....thats the only time I got hard.....like magic :D
 
Where do you guys find these wimmen that want to bang for 4-6 hours straight? Throw in some other stuff and it's been my experience that they'd like a little break in the action anyway.
uhh...I know one...my gf. Chick is an animal, S.
 
OverviewCialis is used for the treatment of erectile dysfunction.
Hell I'm 10 years older than most of you and a good breeze works as well as a drug. Last thing I'd want is to walk around for 36 hours with an erection. Heck, they just booted a guy nicknamed boner from our gym that had this problem.
.....it only works when you touch a woman or she touches you....thats the only time I got hard.....
That part happens already. No problem there!
 

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