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Calling all gentlemen.
This will serve as an enduring thread to the only love a man can truly have in modern times. Throughout our history, we have lived in service of something. Either kings or tyrants or religious Gods. In modern times, we have overthrown the kings and tyrants. We have overthrown God. But in doing so, we have seen the notion of economy having been brought to the fore in all aspects of life that had once remain numbed or hidden by religion or tyranny. Man being what man is, we have elevated something in its place. It has forced us into a position where we choose to remain subjects or masters. Truly, the last transcendental act is to transcend economy and find true love. When capitalism has capitalized on the barest of desires and commodified it in clubs and dens, how will we be fully free? There are those that insist everything has a price. We dissent. Will you choose simple economy or will you choose free will in all matters of the flesh?
To the naked eye, this is the gentleman's conundrum. Everywhere there is the barest of flesh, nowhere is the barest of all things besides desire, that which is true love.
In keeping with this spirit, and in helping to ingratiate you all to the disc jockeys and women everywhere that keep notions like this at uncomfortable and identifiable distances, I give you all the ultimate non-rap strip club mix for that ultimate symbol of that in my life. Here it is from me to C.J.N., whose last name I know she told me but that I never got because I was so drunk twice when she happened to.
But first -- record scratches -- I want you to consider what this poster at reddit had to say. Perhaps it'll be a vibe killer, but just everybody knows I'm conscious of what I'm talkin' 'bout, here we go.
"Ahhh, OP is starry-eyed and hopes to capitalize strongly on the human sex trafficking industry. Good for you, young wannabe-hip male Redditor. Maybe one day a sad-eyed, drug-addicted woman who was molested from a young age, as women in the sex industry commonly are, will dance awkwardly before you to 'God's Gonna Cut You Down' by Johnny Cash. With a little luck, it will come true too."
So now that's all out of the way, let's get to the mix. This, of course, must be done in a sixty-minute mixtape format where one song flows to the next. It must groove, so no eighties metal, either. The BPMs mustn't rage too hard, nor be so subtle that there is no beat. Let's make it easy for the dancers and on the ears.
Side One - Opening/Movement I
Something To Look Forward To - Spoon (2:16)
Public Service Announcement - The Bravery (3:34) = 5:50
Midnight Show - The Killers (4:03) = 9:53
Dirty Eyes (Sex Don't Sell) - The Raveonettes (2:25) = 12:18
Folk Death 95 - Mogwai (3:36) = 15:54
Cherry Waves - Deftones (5:17) = 21:11
Oscillations - Silver Apples (2:47) = 23:58
Revolution - Spacemen 3 (5:57) = 29:55
Five seconds under. Flip tape.
Side Two - Movement II/Closing
Time To Pretend - MGMT (4:21)
Shove It - Santigold (3:45) = 8:06
Stop! - Jane's Addiction (3:54) = 12:00
Come Together - MC5 (4:34) = 16:34
Poetry Written In Gasoline - Refused (7:17) = 23:51
Touched - My Bloody Valentine (0:56) = 24:47
Life In A Glasshouse (Full Version) - Radiohead (5:06) = 29:53
Ladies and Gentlemen, good night. Hope you enjoyed the show.
This will serve as an enduring thread to the only love a man can truly have in modern times. Throughout our history, we have lived in service of something. Either kings or tyrants or religious Gods. In modern times, we have overthrown the kings and tyrants. We have overthrown God. But in doing so, we have seen the notion of economy having been brought to the fore in all aspects of life that had once remain numbed or hidden by religion or tyranny. Man being what man is, we have elevated something in its place. It has forced us into a position where we choose to remain subjects or masters. Truly, the last transcendental act is to transcend economy and find true love. When capitalism has capitalized on the barest of desires and commodified it in clubs and dens, how will we be fully free? There are those that insist everything has a price. We dissent. Will you choose simple economy or will you choose free will in all matters of the flesh?
To the naked eye, this is the gentleman's conundrum. Everywhere there is the barest of flesh, nowhere is the barest of all things besides desire, that which is true love.
In keeping with this spirit, and in helping to ingratiate you all to the disc jockeys and women everywhere that keep notions like this at uncomfortable and identifiable distances, I give you all the ultimate non-rap strip club mix for that ultimate symbol of that in my life. Here it is from me to C.J.N., whose last name I know she told me but that I never got because I was so drunk twice when she happened to.
But first -- record scratches -- I want you to consider what this poster at reddit had to say. Perhaps it'll be a vibe killer, but just everybody knows I'm conscious of what I'm talkin' 'bout, here we go.
"Ahhh, OP is starry-eyed and hopes to capitalize strongly on the human sex trafficking industry. Good for you, young wannabe-hip male Redditor. Maybe one day a sad-eyed, drug-addicted woman who was molested from a young age, as women in the sex industry commonly are, will dance awkwardly before you to 'God's Gonna Cut You Down' by Johnny Cash. With a little luck, it will come true too."
So now that's all out of the way, let's get to the mix. This, of course, must be done in a sixty-minute mixtape format where one song flows to the next. It must groove, so no eighties metal, either. The BPMs mustn't rage too hard, nor be so subtle that there is no beat. Let's make it easy for the dancers and on the ears.
Side One - Opening/Movement I
Something To Look Forward To - Spoon (2:16)
Public Service Announcement - The Bravery (3:34) = 5:50
Public Service Announcement
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupPublic Service Announcement · The BraveryThe Braveryâ 2004 Island Records, a division of UMG Recordings, Inc.Rele...
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Midnight Show - The Killers (4:03) = 9:53
Midnight Show The Killers
Here's Midnight show by the killers, hot fuss enjoy it!!!Lyrics:I know what you wantI wanna take you a midnight show tonightIf you can keep a secretI got a b...
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Dirty Eyes (Sex Don't Sell) - The Raveonettes (2:25) = 12:18
Dirty Eyes (Sex Don't Sell)
Provided to YouTube by ColumbiaDirty Eyes (Sex Don't Sell) · The RaveonettesChain Gang Of Loveâ 2003 Sony Music Entertainment Inc.Released on: 2003-09-01Prod...
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Folk Death 95 - Mogwai (3:36) = 15:54
Folk Death 95
Provided to YouTube by PIASFolk Death 95 · MogwaiMr. Beastâ Play It Again Sam [PIAS]Released on: 2006-03-05Producer: Tony DooganProducer: MogwaiComposer: Mog...
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Cherry Waves - Deftones (5:17) = 21:11
deftones - Cherry Waves
LYRICS:A sea of wavesWe hug the same plankJust as I had rehearsed it over in my brain(I saw your end)If the waves suck you in, and you drownIf like you shoul...
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Oscillations - Silver Apples (2:47) = 23:58
Silver Apples - Oscillations (1968)
Album: Silver Apples (1968)http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Appleshttp://www.silverapples.com/http://www.myspace.com/sapplesLes images viennent d'essais r...
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Revolution - Spacemen 3 (5:57) = 29:55
Revolution
Provided to YouTube by IIP-DDSRevolution · Spacemen 3Playing With Fireâ Space Age RecordingsReleased on: 2020-07-24Music Publisher: Space Age RecordingsAuto...
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Five seconds under. Flip tape.
Side Two - Movement II/Closing
Time To Pretend - MGMT (4:21)
MGMT - Time to Pretend (Official HD Video)
"Time to Pretend" by MGMTListen to MGMT: https://MGMT.lnk.to/listenYDSubscribe to the official MGMT YouTube channel: https://MGMT.lnk.to/subscribeYDWatch mor...
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Shove It - Santigold (3:45) = 8:06
Santigold - Shove It
Artist: SantogoldSong: Shove ItAlbum: SantogoldLyricsBrooklyn we go hardWe on the look for the advantage, we work hardAnd if we seem to rough it up a bitWe b...
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Stop! - Jane's Addiction (3:54) = 12:00
Jane's Addiction - Stop! (Official Live Video)
You're watching the official live video for Jane's Addiction - "Stop!" from the album 'Ritual de lo habitual' (1990).ð Subscribe to UPROXX Indie Mixtape and...
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Come Together - MC5 (4:34) = 16:34
Come Together
Provided to YouTube by RhinoCome Together · MC5Kick Out The Jamsâ 1969 Elektra Entertainment for the United States and WEA International Inc. for the world o...
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Poetry Written In Gasoline - Refused (7:17) = 23:51
Poetry Written In Gasoline
Provided to YouTube by EpitaphPoetry Written In Gasoline · RefusedThe New Noise Theology EPâ Burning Heart RecordsReleased on: 1998-11-17Music Publisher: So...
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Touched - My Bloody Valentine (0:56) = 24:47
Touched
Provided to YouTube by Rhino/Warner RecordsTouched · My Bloody ValentineLovelessâ 1991 Sire Records Company for the U.S. & WEA International Inc. for the wor...
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Life In A Glasshouse (Full Version) - Radiohead (5:06) = 29:53
Life In a Glasshouse (Full Length Version)
Provided to YouTube by Beggars Group Digital Ltd.Life In a Glasshouse (Full Length Version) · RadioheadKnives Outâ 2001 XL Recordings LtdReleased on: 2001-08...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, good night. Hope you enjoyed the show.
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