CJ2K: You will lose if you don't draft me (1 Viewer)

[phthalatemagic]

This is the same guy who last year said he was now "Every coaches dream" and was going to run for 2000 yards. Looks to me like he hit those on the head. I couldn't care less if someone thinks he's a tool (I don't I just think is is confident), team chemistry has never been an issue on any of my fantasy teams.

Nice post.Look, I know the Titans trainer and a couple other people in the organization. CJ is not arrogant. He works out harder than anyone on the roster (including Bulluck, and that's saying a lot). He doesn't live the Thug Life and he scoffs at dopeheads and hangers-on that try to leech him. Chris Johnson is a great kid. Last year the Titans had a terminally-ill young boy (his Dad knows a coach, long story) visit a mini-camp workout. CJ posed for pictures, gave the kid a jersey, signed football, tour of locker room- everything. Then at 4:30 when guys were leaving, Chris took the kid inside to play Madden in the rec room. Chris told the Dad to go eat dinner, give them a couple hours. Alone. No witnesses or cameras allowed. He shooed the Channel 2 reporter away. They spent 2 hours alone, playing video games, laughing. At 7:00 he walked the boy out to his Dad. Then he went back to his locker to get his keys and stuff, sat down and cried for 5 minutes. Cocky, arrogant, whatever. A tool? I beg to differ. You just wait, Chris Johnson will defy critics with startling ease. And it will look easy because... it *wasn't* easy. He'll *earn* it. CJ2K is the Anti-Portis. His heart is too big.

Adolf Hitler once helped an old lady across the street, dude. And if he has an enlarged heart, he better get that checked out.

 

[Go deep]

This is the same guy who last year said he was now "Every coaches dream" and was going to run for 2000 yards. Looks to me like he hit those on the head. I couldn't care less if someone thinks he's a tool (I don't I just think is is confident), team chemistry has never been an issue on any of my fantasy teams.

Nice post.Look, I know the Titans trainer and a couple other people in the organization. CJ is not arrogant. He works out harder than anyone on the roster (including Bulluck, and that's saying a lot). He doesn't live the Thug Life and he scoffs at dopeheads and hangers-on that try to leech him. Chris Johnson is a great kid. Last year the Titans had a terminally-ill young boy (his Dad knows a coach, long story) visit a mini-camp workout. CJ posed for pictures, gave the kid a jersey, signed football, tour of locker room- everything. Then at 4:30 when guys were leaving, Chris took the kid inside to play Madden in the rec room. Chris told the Dad to go eat dinner, give them a couple hours. Alone. No witnesses or cameras allowed. He shooed the Channel 2 reporter away. They spent 2 hours alone, playing video games, laughing. At 7:00 he walked the boy out to his Dad. Then he went back to his locker to get his keys and stuff, sat down and cried for 5 minutes.

Cocky, arrogant, whatever. A tool? I beg to differ. You just wait, Chris Johnson will defy critics with startling ease. And it will look easy because... it *wasn't* easy. He'll *earn* it. CJ2K is the Anti-Portis. His heart is too big.

Adolf Hitler once helped an old lady across the street, dude. And if he has an enlarged heart, he better get that checked out.

You do know that the people who visit FBG forums are adults, right?

 

[golfguy]

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[DoubleG]

This is the same guy who last year said he was now "Every coaches dream" and was going to run for 2000 yards. Looks to me like he hit those on the head. I couldn't care less if someone thinks he's a tool (I don't I just think is is confident), team chemistry has never been an issue on any of my fantasy teams.

Nice post.Look, I know the Titans trainer and a couple other people in the organization. CJ is not arrogant. He works out harder than anyone on the roster (including Bulluck, and that's saying a lot). He doesn't live the Thug Life and he scoffs at dopeheads and hangers-on that try to leech him. Chris Johnson is a great kid. Last year the Titans had a terminally-ill young boy (his Dad knows a coach, long story) visit a mini-camp workout. CJ posed for pictures, gave the kid a jersey, signed football, tour of locker room- everything. Then at 4:30 when guys were leaving, Chris took the kid inside to play Madden in the rec room. Chris told the Dad to go eat dinner, give them a couple hours. Alone. No witnesses or cameras allowed. He shooed the Channel 2 reporter away. They spent 2 hours alone, playing video games, laughing. At 7:00 he walked the boy out to his Dad. Then he went back to his locker to get his keys and stuff, sat down and cried for 5 minutes.

Cocky, arrogant, whatever. A tool? I beg to differ. You just wait, Chris Johnson will defy critics with startling ease. And it will look easy because... it *wasn't* easy. He'll *earn* it. CJ2K is the Anti-Portis. His heart is too big.

Adolf Hitler once helped an old lady across the street, dude. And if he has an enlarged heart, he better get that checked out.

You do know that the people who visit FBG forums are adults, right?

Well, most of us are.

 

[Aardvarks]

This is the same guy who last year said he was now "Every coaches dream" and was going to run for 2000 yards. Looks to me like he hit those on the head. I couldn't care less if someone thinks he's a tool (I don't I just think is is confident), team chemistry has never been an issue on any of my fantasy teams.

Nice post.Look, I know the Titans trainer and a couple other people in the organization. CJ is not arrogant. He works out harder than anyone on the roster (including Bulluck, and that's saying a lot). He doesn't live the Thug Life and he scoffs at dopeheads and hangers-on that try to leech him. Chris Johnson is a great kid. Last year the Titans had a terminally-ill young boy (his Dad knows a coach, long story) visit a mini-camp workout. CJ posed for pictures, gave the kid a jersey, signed football, tour of locker room- everything. Then at 4:30 when guys were leaving, Chris took the kid inside to play Madden in the rec room. Chris told the Dad to go eat dinner, give them a couple hours. Alone. No witnesses or cameras allowed. He shooed the Channel 2 reporter away. They spent 2 hours alone, playing video games, laughing. At 7:00 he walked the boy out to his Dad. Then he went back to his locker to get his keys and stuff, sat down and cried for 5 minutes. Cocky, arrogant, whatever. A tool? I beg to differ. You just wait, Chris Johnson will defy critics with startling ease. And it will look easy because... it *wasn't* easy. He'll *earn* it. CJ2K is the Anti-Portis. His heart is too big.

Adolf Hitler once helped an old lady across the street, dude. And if he has an enlarged heart, he better get that checked out.

Every so often in my day-to-day life someone makes a remark or posts something in a chat room that leaves me speechless. <Staring at my monitor, squinting>

 

[Adebisi]

This is the same guy who last year said he was now "Every coaches dream" and was going to run for 2000 yards. Looks to me like he hit those on the head. I couldn't care less if someone thinks he's a tool (I don't I just think is is confident), team chemistry has never been an issue on any of my fantasy teams.

Nice post.Look, I know the Titans trainer and a couple other people in the organization. CJ is not arrogant. He works out harder than anyone on the roster (including Bulluck, and that's saying a lot). He doesn't live the Thug Life and he scoffs at dopeheads and hangers-on that try to leech him. Chris Johnson is a great kid. Last year the Titans had a terminally-ill young boy (his Dad knows a coach, long story) visit a mini-camp workout. CJ posed for pictures, gave the kid a jersey, signed football, tour of locker room- everything. Then at 4:30 when guys were leaving, Chris took the kid inside to play Madden in the rec room. Chris told the Dad to go eat dinner, give them a couple hours. Alone. No witnesses or cameras allowed. He shooed the Channel 2 reporter away. They spent 2 hours alone, playing video games, laughing. At 7:00 he walked the boy out to his Dad. Then he went back to his locker to get his keys and stuff, sat down and cried for 5 minutes. Cocky, arrogant, whatever. A tool? I beg to differ. You just wait, Chris Johnson will defy critics with startling ease. And it will look easy because... it *wasn't* easy. He'll *earn* it. CJ2K is the Anti-Portis. His heart is too big.

Adolf Hitler once helped an old lady across the street, dude. And if he has an enlarged heart, he better get that checked out.

Every so often in my day-to-day life someone makes a remark or posts something in a chat room that leaves me speechless. <Staring at my monitor, squinting>

I think his point is that just because someone's done some nice things in his life, that doesn't make him immune from being a tool.

 

[golfguy]

I think his point is that just because someone's done some nice things in his life, that doesn't make him immune from being a tool.

no but making a post and comparing CJ3 to adolf hitler pretty much makes you like an entire tool shed.

 

[Aardvarks]

I think his point is that just because someone's done some nice things in his life, that doesn't make him immune from being a tool.

no but making a post and comparing CJ3 to adolf hitler pretty much makes you like an entire tool shed.

This.

 

[DoubleG]

I think his point is that just because someone's done some nice things in his life, that doesn't make him immune from being a tool.

no but making a post and comparing CJ3 to adolf hitler pretty much makes you like an entire tool shed.

This.

It was hyperbole to make a point. Lighten up, Francis. He obviously wasn't comparing the two - just pointing out what Adebisi said he was - that doing nice things once in a while doesn't make one a non-tool automatically. Incidentally, I don't agree - Chris Johnson is a little arrogant, but given his abilities and success, I have no problem with him thinking highly of himself.

 

[Neil Beaufort Zod]

This is the same guy who last year said he was now "Every coaches dream" and was going to run for 2000 yards. Looks to me like he hit those on the head. I couldn't care less if someone thinks he's a tool (I don't I just think is is confident), team chemistry has never been an issue on any of my fantasy teams.

Nice post.Look, I know the Titans trainer and a couple other people in the organization. CJ is not arrogant. He works out harder than anyone on the roster (including Bulluck, and that's saying a lot). He doesn't live the Thug Life and he scoffs at dopeheads and hangers-on that try to leech him. Chris Johnson is a great kid. Last year the Titans had a terminally-ill young boy (his Dad knows a coach, long story) visit a mini-camp workout. CJ posed for pictures, gave the kid a jersey, signed football, tour of locker room- everything. Then at 4:30 when guys were leaving, Chris took the kid inside to play Madden in the rec room. Chris told the Dad to go eat dinner, give them a couple hours. Alone. No witnesses or cameras allowed. He shooed the Channel 2 reporter away. They spent 2 hours alone, playing video games, laughing. At 7:00 he walked the boy out to his Dad. Then he went back to his locker to get his keys and stuff, sat down and cried for 5 minutes. Cocky, arrogant, whatever. A tool? I beg to differ. You just wait, Chris Johnson will defy critics with startling ease. And it will look easy because... it *wasn't* easy. He'll *earn* it. CJ2K is the Anti-Portis. His heart is too big.

This is a great story. It also has the added bonus of being a tool magnet and revealing those folks here as well. But it's a great story in and of itself. Nice to see some athletes get it.

 

[C-Bound]

LBJ?

 

[Banger]

Have a gut feeling tha CJ is going to go down with a knee injury this year.

this is good stuff. Got any lottery numbers?

 

[Steelfan7]

This is the same guy who last year said he was now "Every coaches dream" and was going to run for 2000 yards. Looks to me like he hit those on the head. I couldn't care less if someone thinks he's a tool (I don't I just think is is confident), team chemistry has never been an issue on any of my fantasy teams.

Nice post.Look, I know the Titans trainer and a couple other people in the organization. CJ is not arrogant. He works out harder than anyone on the roster (including Bulluck, and that's saying a lot). He doesn't live the Thug Life and he scoffs at dopeheads and hangers-on that try to leech him. Chris Johnson is a great kid. Last year the Titans had a terminally-ill young boy (his Dad knows a coach, long story) visit a mini-camp workout. CJ posed for pictures, gave the kid a jersey, signed football, tour of locker room- everything. Then at 4:30 when guys were leaving, Chris took the kid inside to play Madden in the rec room. Chris told the Dad to go eat dinner, give them a couple hours. Alone. No witnesses or cameras allowed. He shooed the Channel 2 reporter away. They spent 2 hours alone, playing video games, laughing. At 7:00 he walked the boy out to his Dad. Then he went back to his locker to get his keys and stuff, sat down and cried for 5 minutes. Cocky, arrogant, whatever. A tool? I beg to differ. You just wait, Chris Johnson will defy critics with startling ease. And it will look easy because... it *wasn't* easy. He'll *earn* it. CJ2K is the Anti-Portis. His heart is too big.

Adolf Hitler once helped an old lady across the street, dude. And if he has an enlarged heart, he better get that checked out.

Every so often in my day-to-day life someone makes a remark or posts something in a chat room that leaves me speechless. <Staring at my monitor, squinting>

I think his point is that just because someone's done some nice things in his life, that doesn't make him immune from being a tool.

Nor does it mean he should be compared to someone as evil as Hitler. Dude is uber talented and backs up everything he says on the field. Why the hate?

 

[Garts]

fantasy playoffs:

@ Colts

Texans

@ Chiefs (week 16)

 

[Neil Beaufort Zod]

Nor does it mean he should be compared to someone as evil as Hitler. Dude is uber talented and backs up everything he says on the field. Why the hate?

You're talking about Johnson, not Hitler...right? Pretty sure Hitler got beat up on the field at the end.

 

[Topes]

How hard is it to type a first and last name?

Certainly makes searching the board a lot easier, especially given that the board software considers 3-character strings invalid.To my mind, a Honda's not a Honda if the original post used one of those silly nicks.

Light Blue Jesus is easy enough to type, after all.

 

[Topes]

The year was 2002. Marshall Faulk was the overwhleming consensus #1 overall draft pick in fantasy. I had the #1 overall pick and took a guy by the name of Ladanian Tomlinson instead of Faulk.Everyone laughed at me and heckled me. Guess who was laughing last when I won the league.

Trick question. The laughing hasn't stopped yet.

 

[Novice2]

I'll take that Blue Jesus every time..

Wait - question. Since ADP was dubbed "Purple Jesus" is Chris Johnson Jesus2 or JC2 or CJBJ2 or just CJBJ or CJ24BJ1??TIA.

CJ2K was the original Purple Jesus while in college. ADP is not ADP....its AD...which stands for All Day.

On another note....not related to the above poster...

If its so bad/annoying to write CJ2K and all the other nicknames, why dont you guys write out Football Guys in stead of FBG? Or what about IMHO....lets

stop that stuff also.

Writing 4 letters is much quicker than writing out someones entire name. We live in a texting world and cutting down letters is the way of the world...get used to it and stop complaining.

And please....no more TIA as well.

In my humble opinion All Day Peterson will outscore Chad Johnson Calvin Johnson and Chris Johnson combined so thanks in advance for making Chris Johnson your first round number one pick. For the record though Clifford James Spiller will outscore all of them in 2012.

 

[Topes]

In my humble opinion All Day Peterson will outscore Chad Johnson Calvin Johnson and Chris Johnson combined so thanks in advance for making Chris Johnson your first round number one pick. For the record though Clifford James Spiller CJ2pS will outscore all of them in 2012.

Fixed.