That's what chemicals are for. What, do ya wanna live forever? Or do you wanna engage in some super funtime extracurricular with the wife? Prude.'Mad Cow said:In a pool/hot tub where thousands of other couples have done nastier things than you care to think about, in the same freaking water.'Herb said:Nice. This is why you go to places like this. Not to eyeball strange hotties, but to ball your own hottie.'Ray Karpis said:So things are going nicely, you might say. We got in yesterday afternoon. Place is terrific. We have a suite on the top floor and have a perfect view of the pool area. Tropical oasis is how it was described on the website..who am I to argue. It's beautiful. Pool and hot tub surrounded by trees and tropical plants...kinda cozy. Not a lot of activity yesterday afternoon.So we wound up last night at a little jazz club. Knockout blonde singing with a 3-piece band. Great atmosphere, wife is digging it, good food and a few drinks. The blonde is hitting the champagne throughout her sets and as we walk toward the door past her to leave, she gives me big tipsy smile and a wink. I'm feeling invincible.We take a cab back to our place and go upstairs. Mrs. Karpis is feeling me out, "so, you want to just go to bed or do you want to go down to the pool for a minute?" Of course we're heading to the pool. I put just a towel on, as I have no intentions of being anything but stark-### naked. Wife feigns shock (at least I think she feigned it), "oh my gosh, you're really going to go down there like that?!" She puts on her bathing suit and we head down. It is deserted (only about 10:30), which is probably good. After about 3 minutes of being in the water, and my "nobody gives a ####" speech, off come the bottoms (which I wasn't expecting) and the top. I make sure to toss them a good 20-feet away from the edge of the pool. About 10 minutes in, two really attractive women walk by the pool (I'm thinking lesbians) and head to their room. I had high hopes of them returning, but a few minutes later they come back by pulling their suitcases behind them. So we swim around a little and then get in the hot tub. Wife is loving it and really feeling like she is way outside her norm. Right as we get out of the hot tub and back into the pool another couple comes walking up. They head to the hot tub. The other woman is a 6 - little thick, big cans, late 30s...not bad. So we settle back into our swim and things progress... ...in the pool.[Mrs. Karpis just intruded...going to have to resume later]
Only as a hat.Band I'm in is playing at a clothing optional festival. I'm thinking jock strap?
I don't think you can use the term "made love" in this circumstanceYou made love to your wife in front of other people? Wasn't that....weird?
Not to mention that it wasnt the OP who "made love" to his wife.I don't think you can use the term "made love" in this circumstanceYou made love to your wife in front of other people? Wasn't that....weird?
Here's the thing. I really don't want the name of this place posted in this thread. A google search would inevitably lead to this thread, and I would feel like a schmuck if the owners knew people (me) were giving a play-by-play of other guests, etc. I might be able to post a few pics once when I get them uploaded.how about at least post some pics of the pool or give us the website.
If by "weird" you mean "awesome"...then yes. Honestly, as I said, I don't really think they could see us. If anything, maybe an occasional glimpse of us from the shoulders up. That said, the fact they were 10 feet away added a level of excitement we'd not had before.You made love to your wife in front of other people? Wasn't that....weird?
Think you misread something along the way. There was no plow-share involved.Not to mention that it wasnt the OP who "made love" to his wife.
I honestly don't see this happening.A few housekeeping items before a final report:
Here's the thing. I really don't want the name of this place posted in this thread. A google search would inevitably lead to this thread, and I would feel like a schmuck if the owners knew people (me) were giving a play-by-play of other guests, etc. I might be able to post a few pics once when I get them uploaded.how about at least post some pics of the pool or give us the website.
Congrats on enjoying yourself but I don't think I would dig other people checking out my work. I don't get the whole voyeur thing but to each his own I guess.A few housekeeping items before a final report:
Here's the thing. I really don't want the name of this place posted in this thread. A google search would inevitably lead to this thread, and I would feel like a schmuck if the owners knew people (me) were giving a play-by-play of other guests, etc. I might be able to post a few pics once when I get them uploaded.how about at least post some pics of the pool or give us the website.If by "weird" you mean "awesome"...then yes. Honestly, as I said, I don't really think they could see us. If anything, maybe an occasional glimpse of us from the shoulders up. That said, the fact they were 10 feet away added a level of excitement we'd not had before.You made love to your wife in front of other people? Wasn't that....weird?Think you misread something along the way. There was no plow-share involved.Not to mention that it wasnt the OP who "made love" to his wife.
That's probably because you have a small wiener.Congrats on enjoying yourself but I don't think I would dig other people checking out my work. I don't get the whole voyeur thing but to each his own I guess.A few housekeeping items before a final report:
Here's the thing. I really don't want the name of this place posted in this thread. A google search would inevitably lead to this thread, and I would feel like a schmuck if the owners knew people (me) were giving a play-by-play of other guests, etc. I might be able to post a few pics once when I get them uploaded.how about at least post some pics of the pool or give us the website.If by "weird" you mean "awesome"...then yes. Honestly, as I said, I don't really think they could see us. If anything, maybe an occasional glimpse of us from the shoulders up. That said, the fact they were 10 feet away added a level of excitement we'd not had before.You made love to your wife in front of other people? Wasn't that....weird?Think you misread something along the way. There was no plow-share involved.Not to mention that it wasnt the OP who "made love" to his wife.
I'll take a PMI really don't want the name of this place posted in this thread.
That's probably because you have a small wiener.Congrats on enjoying yourself but I don't think I would dig other people checking out my work. I don't get the whole voyeur thing but to each his own I guess.A few housekeeping items before a final report:
Here's the thing. I really don't want the name of this place posted in this thread. A google search would inevitably lead to this thread, and I would feel like a schmuck if the owners knew people (me) were giving a play-by-play of other guests, etc. I might be able to post a few pics once when I get them uploaded.how about at least post some pics of the pool or give us the website.If by "weird" you mean "awesome"...then yes. Honestly, as I said, I don't really think they could see us. If anything, maybe an occasional glimpse of us from the shoulders up. That said, the fact they were 10 feet away added a level of excitement we'd not had before.You made love to your wife in front of other people? Wasn't that....weird?Think you misread something along the way. There was no plow-share involved.Not to mention that it wasnt the OP who "made love" to his wife.
It's pretty easy for it to happen in ThisStoryIsMadeUpLandI honestly don't see this happening.A few housekeeping items before a final report:
Here's the thing. I really don't want the name of this place posted in this thread. A google search would inevitably lead to this thread, and I would feel like a schmuck if the owners knew people (me) were giving a play-by-play of other guests, etc. I might be able to post a few pics once when I get them uploaded.how about at least post some pics of the pool or give us the website.
Is this now choose your own adventure?I'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be . After the wife's nap, we spent an hour or so in the pool before going back upstairs to get ready to go out. We knew we were going to hear a jazz band in a hip (more hip than we normally are) section of town, so Mrs. Karpis put on a slinky little top and tights and put her hair up in a ponytail. She looked like a college girl. Dinner, drinks, and dancing and then back to the B&B. Being veterans at this point, we wrapped in towels and headed to the hot tub. It was dark and at first I thought no one was in the pool, but then I saw the "rookie" couple from the first night over in the corner. Rookie wife was leaning up against the side of the pool with nothing on. We exchanged brief chit chat, which was the first time she had really chatted it up with us in the pool. Kinda like my wife, she had appeared to me to be a little out of her comfort zone. But they both had wine glasses on the edge of the pool, so I'm thinking she had let her guard down a little. So wife and I drop towels and ease into the hot tub. We brought down a few beers and were just content to sit in the bubbles for awhile. Wife was playful but still darting her eyes around back toward the windows of the B&B to make sure no one was watching. We could hear the other couple whispering and giggling from time to time, and after about 15 minutes, I hear the rookies stirring and getting out of the pool. From where I was sitting, I couldn't see them well when they were in the pool but rookie wife climbed out in plain view. I didn't want to stare, but like I said earlier, she had nice chest hardware. I assumed at that point, she was going to grab her towel and head back to their room. But instead, she called back to her husband, who was still in the pool, and asked if there was anymore wine. He said there was and pointed to an ice bucket. As she's walking over to get the wine bottle, she turns to us and says, "are you guys wine drinkers?"
Nice work here.I'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be . After the wife's nap, we spent an hour or so in the pool before going back upstairs to get ready to go out. We knew we were going to hear a jazz band in a hip (more hip than we normally are) section of town, so Mrs. Karpis put on a slinky little top and tights and put her hair up in a ponytail. She looked like a college girl. Dinner, drinks, and dancing and then back to the B&B. Being veterans at this point, we wrapped in towels and headed to the hot tub. It was dark and at first I thought no one was in the pool, but then I saw the "rookie" couple from the first night over in the corner. Rookie wife was leaning up against the side of the pool with nothing on. We exchanged brief chit chat, which was the first time she had really chatted it up with us in the pool. Kinda like my wife, she had appeared to me to be a little out of her comfort zone. But they both had wine glasses on the edge of the pool, so I'm thinking she had let her guard down a little. So wife and I drop towels and ease into the hot tub. We brought down a few beers and were just content to sit in the bubbles for awhile. Wife was playful but still darting her eyes around back toward the windows of the B&B to make sure no one was watching. We could hear the other couple whispering and giggling from time to time, and after about 15 minutes, I hear the rookies stirring and getting out of the pool. From where I was sitting, I couldn't see them well when they were in the pool but rookie wife climbed out in plain view. I didn't want to stare, but like I said earlier, she had nice chest hardware. I assumed at that point, she was going to grab her towel and head back to their room. But instead, she called back to her husband, who was still in the pool, and asked if there was anymore wine. He said there was and pointed to an ice bucket. As she's walking over to get the wine bottle, she turns to us and says, "are you guys wine drinkers?"
What did she do with the bottle?I'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be . After the wife's nap, we spent an hour or so in the pool before going back upstairs to get ready to go out. We knew we were going to hear a jazz band in a hip (more hip than we normally are) section of town, so Mrs. Karpis put on a slinky little top and tights and put her hair up in a ponytail. She looked like a college girl. Dinner, drinks, and dancing and then back to the B&B. Being veterans at this point, we wrapped in towels and headed to the hot tub. It was dark and at first I thought no one was in the pool, but then I saw the "rookie" couple from the first night over in the corner. Rookie wife was leaning up against the side of the pool with nothing on. We exchanged brief chit chat, which was the first time she had really chatted it up with us in the pool. Kinda like my wife, she had appeared to me to be a little out of her comfort zone. But they both had wine glasses on the edge of the pool, so I'm thinking she had let her guard down a little. So wife and I drop towels and ease into the hot tub. We brought down a few beers and were just content to sit in the bubbles for awhile. Wife was playful but still darting her eyes around back toward the windows of the B&B to make sure no one was watching. We could hear the other couple whispering and giggling from time to time, and after about 15 minutes, I hear the rookies stirring and getting out of the pool. From where I was sitting, I couldn't see them well when they were in the pool but rookie wife climbed out in plain view. I didn't want to stare, but like I said earlier, she had nice chest hardware. I assumed at that point, she was going to grab her towel and head back to their room. But instead, she called back to her husband, who was still in the pool, and asked if there was anymore wine. He said there was and pointed to an ice bucket. As she's walking over to get the wine bottle, she turns to us and says, "are you guys wine drinkers?"
That's probably because you have a small wiener.Congrats on enjoying yourself but I don't think I would dig other people checking out my work. I don't get the whole voyeur thing but to each his own I guess.A few housekeeping items before a final report:
Here's the thing. I really don't want the name of this place posted in this thread. A google search would inevitably lead to this thread, and I would feel like a schmuck if the owners knew people (me) were giving a play-by-play of other guests, etc. I might be able to post a few pics once when I get them uploaded.how about at least post some pics of the pool or give us the website.If by "weird" you mean "awesome"...then yes. Honestly, as I said, I don't really think they could see us. If anything, maybe an occasional glimpse of us from the shoulders up. That said, the fact they were 10 feet away added a level of excitement we'd not had before.You made love to your wife in front of other people? Wasn't that....weird?Think you misread something along the way. There was no plow-share involved.Not to mention that it wasnt the OP who "made love" to his wife.
:rolfaI just googled "Nakedville" and I don't think it's the right place
If your answer is not a resounding "HELL YES!" here, I'm taking my and going home...I'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be . After the wife's nap, we spent an hour or so in the pool before going back upstairs to get ready to go out. We knew we were going to hear a jazz band in a hip (more hip than we normally are) section of town, so Mrs. Karpis put on a slinky little top and tights and put her hair up in a ponytail. She looked like a college girl.
Dinner, drinks, and dancing and then back to the B&B.
Being veterans at this point, we wrapped in towels and headed to the hot tub. It was dark and at first I thought no one was in the pool, but then I saw the "rookie" couple from the first night over in the corner. Rookie wife was leaning up against the side of the pool with nothing on. We exchanged brief chit chat, which was the first time she had really chatted it up with us in the pool. Kinda like my wife, she had appeared to me to be a little out of her comfort zone. But they both had wine glasses on the edge of the pool, so I'm thinking she had let her guard down a little.
So wife and I drop towels and ease into the hot tub. We brought down a few beers and were just content to sit in the bubbles for awhile. Wife was playful but still darting her eyes around back toward the windows of the B&B to make sure no one was watching. We could hear the other couple whispering and giggling from time to time, and after about 15 minutes, I hear the rookies stirring and getting out of the pool. From where I was sitting, I couldn't see them well when they were in the pool but rookie wife climbed out in plain view. I didn't want to stare, but like I said earlier, she had nice chest hardware.
I assumed at that point, she was going to grab her towel and head back to their room. But instead, she called back to her husband, who was still in the pool, and asked if there was anymore wine. He said there was and pointed to an ice bucket. As she's walking over to get the wine bottle, she turns to us and says, "are you guys wine drinkers?"
I just googled "Nakedville" and I don't think it's the right place
I don't care if this thread is made up, I love it!What did she do with the bottle?I'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be . After the wife's nap, we spent an hour or so in the pool before going back upstairs to get ready to go out. We knew we were going to hear a jazz band in a hip (more hip than we normally are) section of town, so Mrs. Karpis put on a slinky little top and tights and put her hair up in a ponytail. She looked like a college girl. Dinner, drinks, and dancing and then back to the B&B. Being veterans at this point, we wrapped in towels and headed to the hot tub. It was dark and at first I thought no one was in the pool, but then I saw the "rookie" couple from the first night over in the corner. Rookie wife was leaning up against the side of the pool with nothing on. We exchanged brief chit chat, which was the first time she had really chatted it up with us in the pool. Kinda like my wife, she had appeared to me to be a little out of her comfort zone. But they both had wine glasses on the edge of the pool, so I'm thinking she had let her guard down a little. So wife and I drop towels and ease into the hot tub. We brought down a few beers and were just content to sit in the bubbles for awhile. Wife was playful but still darting her eyes around back toward the windows of the B&B to make sure no one was watching. We could hear the other couple whispering and giggling from time to time, and after about 15 minutes, I hear the rookies stirring and getting out of the pool. From where I was sitting, I couldn't see them well when they were in the pool but rookie wife climbed out in plain view. I didn't want to stare, but like I said earlier, she had nice chest hardware. I assumed at that point, she was going to grab her towel and head back to their room. But instead, she called back to her husband, who was still in the pool, and asked if there was anymore wine. He said there was and pointed to an ice bucket. As she's walking over to get the wine bottle, she turns to us and says, "are you guys wine drinkers?"
Patience, Herbert, patience. What kind of man would I be to turn down a glass of wine from a naked woman.If your answer is not a resounding "HELL YES!" here, I'm taking my and going home...I'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be . After the wife's nap, we spent an hour or so in the pool before going back upstairs to get ready to go out. We knew we were going to hear a jazz band in a hip (more hip than we normally are) section of town, so Mrs. Karpis put on a slinky little top and tights and put her hair up in a ponytail. She looked like a college girl.
Dinner, drinks, and dancing and then back to the B&B.
Being veterans at this point, we wrapped in towels and headed to the hot tub. It was dark and at first I thought no one was in the pool, but then I saw the "rookie" couple from the first night over in the corner. Rookie wife was leaning up against the side of the pool with nothing on. We exchanged brief chit chat, which was the first time she had really chatted it up with us in the pool. Kinda like my wife, she had appeared to me to be a little out of her comfort zone. But they both had wine glasses on the edge of the pool, so I'm thinking she had let her guard down a little.
So wife and I drop towels and ease into the hot tub. We brought down a few beers and were just content to sit in the bubbles for awhile. Wife was playful but still darting her eyes around back toward the windows of the B&B to make sure no one was watching. We could hear the other couple whispering and giggling from time to time, and after about 15 minutes, I hear the rookies stirring and getting out of the pool. From where I was sitting, I couldn't see them well when they were in the pool but rookie wife climbed out in plain view. I didn't want to stare, but like I said earlier, she had nice chest hardware.
I assumed at that point, she was going to grab her towel and head back to their room. But instead, she called back to her husband, who was still in the pool, and asked if there was anymore wine. He said there was and pointed to an ice bucket. As she's walking over to get the wine bottle, she turns to us and says, "are you guys wine drinkers?"
Well sir, the answer is that you wouldn't be any kind of man at all...Patience, Herbert, patience. What kind of man would I be to turn down a glass of wine from a naked woman.If your answer is not a resounding "HELL YES!" here, I'm taking my and going home...I'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be . After the wife's nap, we spent an hour or so in the pool before going back upstairs to get ready to go out. We knew we were going to hear a jazz band in a hip (more hip than we normally are) section of town, so Mrs. Karpis put on a slinky little top and tights and put her hair up in a ponytail. She looked like a college girl.
Dinner, drinks, and dancing and then back to the B&B.
Being veterans at this point, we wrapped in towels and headed to the hot tub. It was dark and at first I thought no one was in the pool, but then I saw the "rookie" couple from the first night over in the corner. Rookie wife was leaning up against the side of the pool with nothing on. We exchanged brief chit chat, which was the first time she had really chatted it up with us in the pool. Kinda like my wife, she had appeared to me to be a little out of her comfort zone. But they both had wine glasses on the edge of the pool, so I'm thinking she had let her guard down a little.
So wife and I drop towels and ease into the hot tub. We brought down a few beers and were just content to sit in the bubbles for awhile. Wife was playful but still darting her eyes around back toward the windows of the B&B to make sure no one was watching. We could hear the other couple whispering and giggling from time to time, and after about 15 minutes, I hear the rookies stirring and getting out of the pool. From where I was sitting, I couldn't see them well when they were in the pool but rookie wife climbed out in plain view. I didn't want to stare, but like I said earlier, she had nice chest hardware.
I assumed at that point, she was going to grab her towel and head back to their room. But instead, she called back to her husband, who was still in the pool, and asked if there was anymore wine. He said there was and pointed to an ice bucket. As she's walking over to get the wine bottle, she turns to us and says, "are you guys wine drinkers?"
Was there carpet or linoleum?
It's frank and beans?The ice bucket with the bottle of wine is sitting on the edge of the pool. Rookie wife walks toward it with her back to us. Though I mentioned she was a little "thick," she was one of those gals with a smallish waist with wider hips and nice, heart-shaped ###. So she bends over just slightly to grab the bottle, and I get just a faint glimpse of...well, you know.
curtains or starfish?So before I get ahead of myself, there's one mental snapshot I should share. The ice bucket with the bottle of wine is sitting on the edge of the pool. Rookie wife walks toward it with her back to us. Though I mentioned she was a little "thick," she was one of those gals with a smallish waist with wider hips and nice, heart-shaped ###. So she bends over just slightly to grab the bottle, and I get just a faint glimpse of...well, you know.
[HJS]Might as well throw in the teenage daughter birthday party while we're at it.[/HJS]Moderators, is there a way we can merge this thread and the Grunting thread?TIA