Colonoscopy preparation today..... (4 Viewers)

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Drank fifth cup........ more rumblings and signs of possible eruption.

 

[H Jass]

'Hugh Jass' date='May 6 2008, 12:58 PM' post='8602424']

Fourth cup......... still nothing

Be careful what you wish for...just you wait.Man, I hate that part. I used Gatorade as well and it makes it thicker. I can still conjure up the horrendous consistency.

This part sucks, the colonoscopy is a walk in the park.

You would seem to have an inherent advantage.

Hugh Jass <> Hugh Colon

 

[Brave Sir Robin]

You may have enough time to set the computer up in the latrine if you hurry.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

SIXTH CUP AND I'M READY TO BLOW................

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

It came on like a tsunami.......

 

[Brave Sir Robin]

 

[Mrs. BSR]

It came on like a tsunami.......

Where are you posting from?

 

[Brave Sir Robin]

It came on like a tsunami.......

Where are you posting from?

HIJACKI just took AM meds. Will take PM meds at 9:30 tonight.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

I can't drink anymore of this crap...... I'm peeing out of my poop chute............

 

[belljr]

I can't drink anymore of this crap...... I'm peeing out of my poop chute............

it's only begun - wait till your ### gets the dry heaves

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

I can't drink anymore of this crap...... I'm peeing out of my poop chute............

it's only begun - wait till your ### gets the dry heaves

I don't even want to know what the hell this means..........

 

[James Daulton]

As the proud recipient of 20 colonoscopies, I say embrace the ### fountain. Please also keep tally of how many toilet paper rolls you go through. One more thing, wait until about 8pm, your stomach ache combined with hunger combined with sore ### combined with horrid taste in mouth = one fun night!

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

This really sucks..........

 

[apalmer]

This really sucks..........

You've only just begun. It gets "better".

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Props to you, though, for posting in between "episodes".

 

[GroveDiesel]

As the proud recipient of 20 colonoscopies,

Now you're just showing off.

 

[Collagen]

This really sucks..........

 

[Mrs. BSR]

You guys don't think he fell in do you?

 

[Collagen]

You guys don't think he fell in do you?

Think the geyser would keep him from falling in.

 

[analog_hiss]

You guys don't think he fell in do you?

Think the geyser would keep him from falling in.

Yep, never underestimate the power of intestinal propulsion.

 

[Brave Sir Robin]

I think there'd be a market for a toilet garbage disposal.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I think there'd be a market for a toilet garbage disposal.

I certainly wouldn't want to clean the lid after using one.

 

[Chaka]

Be sure to tell the doctor "Have fun storming the castle!" just before he starts.

 

[JAA]

Drank fifth cup........ more rumblings and signs of possible eruption.

begging for baby wipes yet?

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Drank fifth cup........ more rumblings and signs of possible eruption.

begging for baby wipes yet?

God, you were so correct. My ### feels like it's on fire. Just went out and bought some wipes and some ### gel.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Finished the potion and just took two laxative pills.........

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

I'm soooooooooooooo hungry.

 

[Mystery Achiever]

Good luck tomorrow. I go on the 22nd; which jello flavors do you recommend?

 

[ShaqAttaq]

have fun

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Good luck tomorrow. I go on the 22nd; which jello flavors do you recommend?

Well, you can't eat anything red so most of the good flavors are out. I did lemon, lime and peach. I'll tell you this,you get so sick of it after awhile that you would rather be hungry than eat anymore of that crap.GET BABY WIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mystery Achiever]

Good luck tomorrow. I go on the 22nd; which jello flavors do you recommend?

Well, you can't eat anything red so most of the good flavors are out. I did lemon, lime and peach. I'll tell you this,you get so sick of it after awhile that you would rather be hungry than eat anymore of that crap.GET BABY WIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bummer. i like the reds best, too. my consult is thurs - will get my instructions then.i guess i'll start the shopping list with jello and wipes....

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Good luck tomorrow. I go on the 22nd; which jello flavors do you recommend?

Well, you can't eat anything red so most of the good flavors are out. I did lemon, lime and peach. I'll tell you this,you get so sick of it after awhile that you would rather be hungry than eat anymore of that crap.GET BABY WIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bummer. i like the reds best, too. my consult is thurs - will get my instructions then.i guess i'll start the shopping list with jello and wipes....

You can have ice pops also.......

 

[Mystery Achiever]

You can have ice pops also.......

Is there a ban on red for those, too?

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

You can have ice pops also.......

Is there a ban on red for those, too?

There were no instructions for the pops...... I think you can red ones.

 

[DoubleG]

You can have ice pops also.......

Is there a ban on red for those, too?

There were no instructions for the pops...... I think you can red ones.

The real question for the ice pops is "Can I shove 'em up my ###?"Oh and Preparation H Cooling Gel if the answer in no.

 

[belljr]

Argggghhhh He's gonna blow!

 

[Mystery Achiever]

The real question for the ice pops is "Can I shove 'em up my ###?"

okay. after that image, i don't i'll be buying any of those now. just did a little search and it looks like red, blue and purple liquids are generally not allowed.

 

[DoubleG]

Argggghhhh He's gonna blow!

Post 55. Try to keep up. Old Faithful has already begun.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

You can have ice pops also.......

Is there a ban on red for those, too?

There were no instructions for the pops...... I think you can red ones.

The real question for the ice pops is "Can I shove 'em up my ###?"Oh and Preparation H Cooling Gel if the answer in no.

I just used some cooling gel........OH MY EFFIN' LORD HOW IT BURNED WHEN I PUT IN ON.....but it's ok now.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

I'm really hungry..........

 

[Mystery Achiever]

how early is your appt. tomorrow?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

I'm really hungry..........

Poor baby. :sympathyhug:

 

[Kendall]

I thought about attending medical school for the sole purpose of determining a different procedure for checking for certain types of things. I really do not look forward to ever doing this.

 

[Kendall]

I'm really hungry..........

Poor baby. :sympathyhug:

You may want to save that hug for tomorrow.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

how early is your appt. tomorrow?

6:00 a.m.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

I'm really hungry..........

Poor baby. :sympathyhug:

You may want to save that hug for tomorrow.

After his appointment...and a shower.

 

[Mystery Achiever]

how early is your appt. tomorrow?

6:00 a.m.

wow. that's great that you can go so early-- you can just wake up and go..assuming you can sleep...

 

[belljr]

 

[Chaka]

Was it everything you hoped and dreamed?

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Today was a breeze compared to yesterday (I never thought having a camera shoved up my rectum could be a breeze compared to anything). I checked out just fine and the Dr. said I don't have to get another one

for 10 years............