krsone21
Footballguy
Cops Arrest Subway Riders For "Manspreading"
http://gothamist.com/2015/05/28/manspreading_crackdown.php
http://gothamist.com/2015/05/28/manspreading_crackdown.php
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Cops Arrest Subway Riders For "Manspreading" (1 Viewer)
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rikishiboy
Footballguy
This is not a spoof, right?.....America, i love yoy...but, things like this make me glad i am not there.
cstu
Footballguy
G
General Tso
Guest
Part of the grand conspiracy to keep people of color down.
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Is this, then, only illegal for men? Can chicks sprawl their legs wide open and not also be fined? I mean I can understand how the Board of Tourism might make that distinction in the law, but equal protection and all.
Das Boot
Footballguy
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
My favorite ad:http://i.imgur.com/Rw1U16w.jpg
I've offered to share the pole with a few female subway riders, I've now been arrested twice
This ad campaign is clearly a trap!!
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saintfool
Dead sexy
i remember when i was living in NYC and taking the train home one day after work. i was standing by the doors and there was this mid 30's white woman with her bag next to me. she saw these two guys sitting and "manspreading" next to one another.
White Woman: Okay, fellas, you're going to need to make some room there. I want to sit down.
Guy #1: There's no room here.
Guy #2: We need all this space [points to his junk].
WW: [smiles] Then I'm *definitely* sitting with you guys.
The two young guys started laughing before shrugging. She stepped right over their legs and sat between them.
White Woman: Okay, fellas, you're going to need to make some room there. I want to sit down.
Guy #1: There's no room here.
Guy #2: We need all this space [points to his junk].
WW: [smiles] Then I'm *definitely* sitting with you guys.
The two young guys started laughing before shrugging. She stepped right over their legs and sat between them.
Harris
Footballguy
The CTA recently came out with a pretty hilarious ad campaign, hopefully these aren't arrestable offenses though... 
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150527/downtown/cta-fights-against-train-djs-manspreading-courtesy-campaign-photos
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150527/downtown/cta-fights-against-train-djs-manspreading-courtesy-campaign-photos
jonessed
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
those are better than the ones the MTA came up with.The CTA recently came out with a pretty hilarious ad campaign, hopefully these aren't arrestable offenses though...
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150527/downtown/cta-fights-against-train-djs-manspreading-courtesy-campaign-photos
wish they were more like the old days
Todd Andrews
Footballguy
Whoops, thought this was the Denny Hastert thread.
SHIZNITTTT
Footballguy
Man I couldn't fathom living in a city so large that I needed to public transportation on a daily basis.
saintfool
Dead sexy
i live in Chicago. it's the worst of both worlds. I have a car and take the CTA to work. the city is so spread out that you really kind of need the car.
bicycle_seat_sniffer
Smells like chicken
For some reason i thought this would be about rim jobs
El Floppo
Footballguy
btw... man-spread, yeah.
but millennial girls are the worst at taking up subway space, at least here in NYC. bag inevitably gets put on the seat next to them. legs are crossed and sticking out blocking the standing/strap-hanging space immediately in front of them. and then on their phone texting or reading whatever so not paying attention to whether they're inconveniencing anybody. when they stand, bag is over their shoulder and sticking out, cell phone in one hand, coffee in the other and leaning on the pole 7 other people are supposed to grab but now can't.
but millennial girls are the worst at taking up subway space, at least here in NYC. bag inevitably gets put on the seat next to them. legs are crossed and sticking out blocking the standing/strap-hanging space immediately in front of them. and then on their phone texting or reading whatever so not paying attention to whether they're inconveniencing anybody. when they stand, bag is over their shoulder and sticking out, cell phone in one hand, coffee in the other and leaning on the pole 7 other people are supposed to grab but now can't.
Smack Tripper
Footballguy
They're being culturally insensitive to my three piece set
