CSTU's Inoffensive Thread (1 Viewer)

[cstu]

Hello my friends, I hope that you are doing well. If unfortunately you are not, then I send you my best thoughts and wishes that things will improve soon. I believe tomorrow will be a better day for us all.

Adonis...if you find yourself outraged by this thread, please accept my sincere apologies.

Respectfully,

CSTU

 

[TexanFan02]

I like kittens and puppies.

 

[mr roboto]

I enjoy long walks in the park, and sex.

 

[wikkidpissah]

!

 

[MikeIke]

Last night my son was sad that his blankies were dirty. So I did some laundry. Then he was happy.

 

[Parrothead]

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,

A beautiful day for a neighbor,

Would you be mine?

Could you be mine?

It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,

A neighborly day for a beauty,

Would you be mine?

Could you be mine?

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,

I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,

Since we're together, we might as well say,

Would you be mine?

Could you be mine?

Won't you be my neighbor?

Won't you please,

Won't you please,

Please won't you be my neighbor?

 

[Guest]

!

It's OK that your link is broken. We can easily deal with it.

 

[tri-man 47]

For my draft pick, I take Stewart Smiley.

 

[Bonzai]

Could it be? Maybe, just maybe, I could be interesting without being an ###...

 

[Andy Dufresne]

I think each and every one of you has worth and value.

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

You guys are swell. If we run across each other in the bar I'll buy you a beer.

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

You guys are swell. If we run across each other in the bar I'll buy you a beer.

This seems sort of edgy. Might want to buy them a milkshake at the soda jerk.

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

You guys are swell. If we run across each other in the bar I'll buy you a beer.

This seems sort of edgy. Might want to buy them a milkshake at the soda jerk.

Thank you for the report of my edginess. Much appreciated my kind sir. I think the shake part of the beverage may be too much. I'll just go with milk only. Maybe cookies too...

 

[ivnabru]

You guys are swell. If we run across each other in the bar I'll buy you a beer.

This seems sort of edgy. Might want to buy them a milkshake at the soda jerk.

Reported

 

[cstu]

You guys are swell. If we run across each other in the bar I'll buy you a beer.

This seems sort of edgy. Might want to buy them a milkshake at the soda jerk.

Reported

I don't believe in reporting people but there's no need for that kind of language in here. Soda gentleperson, please.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

You guys are swell. If we run across each other in the bar I'll buy you a beer.

This seems sort of edgy. Might want to buy them a milkshake at the soda jerk.

Reported

Hey, hey, hey. I think we can handle this in-house and in a subdued manner, don't you think?

 

[tri-man 47]

It's almost Friday, and you know what that means! Yes, that's the day I water my plants. I hope you all remember as well.

 

[ivnabru]

You guys are swell. If we run across each other in the bar I'll buy you a beer.

This seems sort of edgy. Might want to buy them a milkshake at the soda jerk.

Reported

Hey, hey, hey. I think we can handle this in-house and in a subdued manner, don't you think?

I apologize, I certainly was a little bit abrupt in my actions.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

You guys are swell. If we run across each other in the bar I'll buy you a beer.

This seems sort of edgy. Might want to buy them a milkshake at the soda jerk.

Reported

Hey, hey, hey. I think we can handle this in-house and in a subdued manner, don't you think?

I apologize, I certainly was a little bit abrupt in my actions.

That's okay. This minor dustup is just an opportunity for all of us to grow. So you actually helped us all.

 

[Clifford]

You guys are swell. If we run across each other in the bar I'll buy you a beer.

This seems sort of edgy. Might want to buy them a milkshake at the soda jerk.

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[B-Deep]

I like cinnamon toast

 

[Todd Andrews]

timschochet

 

[17seconds]

 

[roadkill1292]

All of you are fishing me, right? And I mean just me.

 

[Clinton]

Caring

Sweet

Thoughtful

Universally Loved

 

[Lutherman2112]

A few years ago, my son and I discovered a cercopia caterpillar making a cocoon while we were hiking. We noted the spot and came back a few weeks later and collected the specimen.

She was a beautiful sight to behold when she eclosed!

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

The mild winter means my first crop of lettuce will be ready to be cut within a week or so.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

A few years ago, my son and I discovered a cercopia caterpillar making a cocoon while we were hiking. We noted the spot and came back a few weeks later and collected the specimen.

She was a beautiful sight to behold when she eclosed!

That thing makes me nervous.

 

[cstu]

I enjoy long walks in the park, and sex.

please apologize to Rick Santorumhe didn't mean it Rick, really

It's ok, I assume he's referring to love making between two loving married people which is a wonderful thing to be cherished.

 

[cstu]

The mild winter means my first crop of lettuce will be ready to be cut within a week or so.

Wonderful! I'm sure it will be delicious. There's nothing better than food grown with your two hands.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Seasons Greetings from the Ministry

 

[cstu]

Perhaps this thread may be less of an uproar among the grammarians if it were to be re-titled CSTU's Inoffensive Thread. But if it was to be left as was, I'm sure everyone would understand.

Thank you for helping me fix my error. In my haste to create the thread I was not as careful as I should have been.

 

[cstu]

Seasons Greetings from the Ministry

Hello, sir, I hope you are doing well today.

 

[The Goat]

This was a bad thread to wander into after the Flyers gave up a goal.

Intervention, please.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Seasons Greetings from the Ministry

Hello, sir, I hope you are doing well today.

Why yes I am CSTU, how was your day today?

 

[Guest]

This was a bad thread to wander into after the Flyers gave up a goal.Intervention, please.

You have come to the right place. Breath deeply and be aware of your internal, peaceful chakra, while gazing out the window at nature's wonder.

 

[cstu]

Seasons Greetings from the Ministry

Hello, sir, I hope you are doing well today.

Why yes I am CSTU, how was your day today?

Very nice, a mostly clear 70 degrees today in LA.

 

[Guest]

Seasons Greetings from the Ministry

Hello, sir, I hope you are doing well today.

Why yes I am CSTU, how was your day today?

Very nice, a mostly clear 70 degrees today in LA.

70 degrees in LA while the midwest is having... slightly warmer weather that no one is complaining about?

 

[MikeIke]

A few years ago, my son and I discovered a cercopia caterpillar making a cocoon while we were hiking. We noted the spot and came back a few weeks later and collected the specimen.

She was a beautiful sight to behold when she eclosed!

That sounds like a very pleasant experience for a father and son, and you have an attractive picture to remember it. Thank you for sharing it with us.

 

[MikeIke]

Gosh darn it, this morning I hit snooze too many times and was 20 minutes late to work. Naturally, I will work extra dilligently to make up for my missed time.

Please learn from my poor example and be cautious about your alarm clocks. I'd hate for I wouldn't want anyone else to make the same mistake I did.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Gosh darn it, this morning I hit snooze too many times and was 20 minutes late to work. Naturally, I will work extra dilligently to make up for my missed time.

Please learn from my poor example and be cautious about your alarm clocks. I'd hate for anyone else to make the same mistake I did.

I'm sure you don't mean that.

 

[MikeIke]

Gosh darn it, this morning I hit snooze too many times and was 20 minutes late to work. Naturally, I will work extra dilligently to make up for my missed time.

Please learn from my poor example and be cautious about your alarm clocks. I'd hate for anyone else to make the same mistake I did.

I'm sure you don't mean that.

Thank you , Andy. I've corrected my original post to better reflect my true inner feelings, and not those affected by my emotional turmoil.

 

[Da Guru]

What kind of flowers would you gents recommend for around my lightpost?

 

[mr roboto]

What kind of flowers would you gents recommend for around my lightpost?

Pansies. They really perk up around poles and posts. You will undoubtedly be happy with how they look.

 

[Da Guru]

What kind of flowers would you gents recommend for around my lightpost?

Pansies. They really perk up around poles and posts. You will undoubtedly be happy with how they look.

Thank You

 

[ivnabru]

What kind of flowers would you gents recommend for around my lightpost?

Pansies. They really perk up around poles and posts. You will undoubtedly be happy with how they look.

Pansies are a beautiful idea. I think you might also want to consider Hollyhocks. A mix of the two would be wonderful if that's not too drastic.

 

[Da Guru]

What kind of flowers would you gents recommend for around my lightpost?

Pansies. They really perk up around poles and posts. You will undoubtedly be happy with how they look.

Pansies are a beautiful idea. I think you might also want to consider Hollyhocks. A mix of the two would be wonderful if that's not too drastic.

Great idea..I love hollyhocks. Thanks my friend

 

[Jutz]

Gosh darn it, even in the inoffensive thread I can't get away from people making fun of Santorum.



Oh well, at least no one will be referred to as ####mittens in here.

I caught my first smallmouth of the season yesterday evening. It was a beautiful day on the river.

 

[cstu]

Sorry for bumping this thread but I just wanted to say how great all of your are and I hope you have a good night.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Blessings, good tidings and beneficent best wishes to one and all here.

Cheers.