Here are some guarantees to this offseason:
- The Cowboys will sign either Vinatieri (originally drafted by Parcells) or Vanderjagt. I know this because Jerry Jones pretty much told us this on a radio show.
- The pass protection that plagued the offense last season will significantly improve when one of the best left tackles in the league (Flozell Adams) comes back from injury in addition to the Cowboys signing at least one very good free agent offensive lineman (Parcells is reported to have very strong interest in LeCharles Bentley).
- 100% of the rookies that contributed heavily to the elite Cowboys defense will not be in their first year.
- Julius Jones has a 0% chance of having another "sophomore slump".
- Patrick Crayton, one of the league's most underrated wide receivers, will be healthy.
- This is not a guarantee like the others, but if anyone from the Dallas-Ft. Worth area listened to what Jerry Jones had said during the week after Terrell Owens got "KEYSHAWNED" (cough cough, clear throat), then you would not be the least bit surprised when the Cowboys make a big run at Terrell Owens. This is why the Eagles filed a tampering grievance towards Jerry Jones. If Terrell Owens is signed by Dallas, then I do guarantee that the offense will be one of the best in the league.
The most important of all these is the fact that a veteran kicker will be on his way to Dallas. The Cowboys lost three games, and almost two more, because a kicker missed an easy chip shot field goal. For example, they would have been the only team all year to beat the Seahawks at Seattle if Cortez hadn't missed a freaking 29 yard field goal. To put this in context for all the idiots that are rolling their eyes, the Cowboys snapped the ball from inside the 15 yard line, or a little over ten yards the length of an extra point. This is half the distance that Feely missed his very long field goals from. With either Vanderjagt or Vinatieri, the Cowboys are 13-3 last year.
The Cowboys, if they had given at least a 50% effort in the last game, would have been one of those rare teams to have double digit wins and miss the playoffs on a tiebreaker. This despite the fact that they had one of the hardest schedules of all the NFL. Even in the easiest part of the schedule, they had three out of four games on the road on the west coast. They might have won the division if the Giants hadn't had an extra home game. They were given the worst possible time to play at Philadelphia (Monday Night, rejuvenated team, right after TO was Keyshawned, anybody who had watched that game knows that a different Eagles team was playing than the one we saw after the Roy Williams interception), yet they still won. They were a chip shot 29 yard field goal away from beating both teams in the NFC conference championship on the road, and they were a 34 yard field goal away from beating another of the final four teams when they played the Broncos.
In my opinion, anyone, and I'm sure there are a lot of people, who rolled their eyes through this whole post and have been ready to fire criticism from the second they saw the title have an anti-Cowboy bias.
- The Cowboys will sign either Vinatieri (originally drafted by Parcells) or Vanderjagt. I know this because Jerry Jones pretty much told us this on a radio show.
- The pass protection that plagued the offense last season will significantly improve when one of the best left tackles in the league (Flozell Adams) comes back from injury in addition to the Cowboys signing at least one very good free agent offensive lineman (Parcells is reported to have very strong interest in LeCharles Bentley).
- 100% of the rookies that contributed heavily to the elite Cowboys defense will not be in their first year.
- Julius Jones has a 0% chance of having another "sophomore slump".
- Patrick Crayton, one of the league's most underrated wide receivers, will be healthy.
- This is not a guarantee like the others, but if anyone from the Dallas-Ft. Worth area listened to what Jerry Jones had said during the week after Terrell Owens got "KEYSHAWNED" (cough cough, clear throat), then you would not be the least bit surprised when the Cowboys make a big run at Terrell Owens. This is why the Eagles filed a tampering grievance towards Jerry Jones. If Terrell Owens is signed by Dallas, then I do guarantee that the offense will be one of the best in the league.
The most important of all these is the fact that a veteran kicker will be on his way to Dallas. The Cowboys lost three games, and almost two more, because a kicker missed an easy chip shot field goal. For example, they would have been the only team all year to beat the Seahawks at Seattle if Cortez hadn't missed a freaking 29 yard field goal. To put this in context for all the idiots that are rolling their eyes, the Cowboys snapped the ball from inside the 15 yard line, or a little over ten yards the length of an extra point. This is half the distance that Feely missed his very long field goals from. With either Vanderjagt or Vinatieri, the Cowboys are 13-3 last year.
The Cowboys, if they had given at least a 50% effort in the last game, would have been one of those rare teams to have double digit wins and miss the playoffs on a tiebreaker. This despite the fact that they had one of the hardest schedules of all the NFL. Even in the easiest part of the schedule, they had three out of four games on the road on the west coast. They might have won the division if the Giants hadn't had an extra home game. They were given the worst possible time to play at Philadelphia (Monday Night, rejuvenated team, right after TO was Keyshawned, anybody who had watched that game knows that a different Eagles team was playing than the one we saw after the Roy Williams interception), yet they still won. They were a chip shot 29 yard field goal away from beating both teams in the NFC conference championship on the road, and they were a 34 yard field goal away from beating another of the final four teams when they played the Broncos.
In my opinion, anyone, and I'm sure there are a lot of people, who rolled their eyes through this whole post and have been ready to fire criticism from the second they saw the title have an anti-Cowboy bias.