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Death Row Meal...what's yours? (1 Viewer)

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So I always refer to my favorite meal as my "death row meal." If it's your last meal, what are you having?

For me:

My mom's fried chicken, a brown rice side dish she makes, corn on the cob, baked beans, her incredible biscuits and iced tea. Followed by a huge piece of chocolate cake with her homemade icing. All from scratch!

My mom is one of those "I just mix things together without measuring" cooks...amazing!

 
Something I am deathly allergic to.

Either I die, or maybe I sue them and get out of jail?????

-----------------Punani, lol

 
Tough decision

1) Mom's fried chicken, silver queen white sweet corn on the cob, shredded hash browns with finely minced onion - dessert: gallon dad's homemade vanilla ice cream

2) 2 Lobster tails and 5 lbs King Crab Legs, chestnut gnocchi with cheese sauce, roasted romaine, garlic and tomatoes with blue cheese dressing - dessert: vanilla creme brulee

3) 2 large Marion's Pizza (mushroom, sausage. pepperoni) - dessert: flourless dark chocolate torte

4) 3 Swensons double cheeseburgers (local hamburger drive-in chain in NE Ohio), sweet hot BBQ chips, 2 large mocha malts - dessert: 3 boxes Girl Scout Samoas

5) Noble House (Chinese place in Hudson, Ohio) spicy wontons with peanut sauce, Peking Duck, and Kung Pao chicken - dessert: dark chocolate chili truffles

 
My mom's mashed potatoes withmy dad's red eye gravy, butter poached lobster, fresh steamed gulf shrimp, boiled crawfish, and a piece of real key lime pie with no whipped cream.

 
Either a really nice double patty burger with all the works, fries and a chocolate malt

or

Marinated Flank Steak and Crab Legs drenched in lemon butter and garlic. And a really nice garlic bread. And if they allow it, a really nice white wine

 
Baked clams then spaghetti w/crab sauce then a couple of huge, fresh lobster tails.

 
In the United States, most states give the meal a day or two before execution and use the euphemism "special meal". Alcohol or tobacco are usually denied. Unorthodox or unavailable requests are replaced with substitutes. Some states place tight restrictions. In Florida, the food for the last meal must be purchased locally and the cost is limited to $40.[3] In Oklahoma, cost is limited to $15. In Louisiana, the prison warden traditionally joins the condemned prisoner for the last meal. On one occasion, the warden paid for an inmate's lobster dinner.[4]

Sometimes, a prisoner shares the last meal with another inmate (as Francis Crowley did with John Resko) or has the meal distributed among other inmates (as requested by Raymond Fernandez).[5]

In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover’s pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers (normally non-alcoholic). The abolition followed a complaint by a Texas Senator, John Whitmire (Democrat, of Houston), who called the meal "inappropriate".[6][7][8][9] The tradition of customized last meals is thought to have been established around 1924 in Texas.[10]
 
BBQ sampler -- pulled pork, brisket, smoked chicken, baked beans, potato salad, cornbread, iced tea, chocolate cake.

 
Isn't is true that you void your bowels when you die? Then that's where I take my revenge:

Domino's pizza, hot wings, Indian food, a burrito, baked beans, and a half gallon of milk.

 
Stamey's BBQ from Greensboro, NC and a Charred Rare Porterhouse for 2 for 1 from Peter Luger.

 
Doubt the prison "chef" is going to be able to whip up your "mom's" fried chicken.

Man, that would be a depressing ordeal. The one tiny little "positive" thing you have in your last days and you have Bluto back in the prison kitchen doing a number on that ribeye you ordered up. Mashed potatoes and gravy? A little powdered potatoes will do.

 
Doubt the prison "chef" is going to be able to whip up your "mom's" fried chicken.

Man, that would be a depressing ordeal. The one tiny little "positive" thing you have in your last days and you have Bluto back in the prison kitchen doing a number on that ribeye you ordered up. Mashed potatoes and gravy? A little powdered potatoes will do.
And the preferred alternative is also pretty depressing, having his mom there to prepare it.

"I swear this is the last time you have to make this for me ma!"

 
I'd like them to provide my favorite meal - a loaded bazooka, loaded M-16, lockpick set, body armor, helmet and 30' length of rope.

 
Can they not kill me until I'm done eating my last meal?

If they can't, then 13,000 cans of peas. I'll gladly eat peas and just peas for 15 or so years if it gets me more time.

If I only have a little while to eat it and they'd kill me with a fork in my mouth if I'm not done, then I guess I'd go with a nice big bone-in ribeye steak, some perfectly cooked french fries, and asparagus. Probably a sweet tea to drink and some Golden Oreos and milk for dessert.

 
Meatloaf.....mashed potatoes and gravy .....green beans southern style........collard greens......homemade macaroni and cheese.......slice of homemade bread.......slice of pecan pie.

 

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