Describe your first sexual experience using a song title (1 Viewer)

[Jayrod]

White Wedding

My first time was my wedding night

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Whole Lotta Rosie*

*I actually could have made this one happen...there was a rather large girl in school named Rosie who was clearly into me, but I decided to pursue other opportunities

 

[gianmarco]

What am I doing here

 

[McGarnicle]

(My Baby's Got a) Yeast Infection by Chuck Berry

 

[Ghost Rider]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cieFmcOqiUY

 

[Tom Servo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cieFmcOqiUY

Looks like we have our first FBG on Homer's Hate List.

 

[Ghost Rider]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cieFmcOqiUY

Looks like we have our first FBG on Homer's Hate List.

Exactly.

 

[daddo39]

Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG9z61JaAtE

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

smack it up, flip it...

Like far too many of my brethren in here, it was basically over before it started. Heavy petting and kissing led to "let's just do it"

 

[Yankee23Fan]

All Night Long, Lionel Richie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyQVjGdJ60g

Yup, no funny embarrassing story. Of course I was young. And in shape. And young. The only thing I'm doing all night now is sleeping.

 

[pizzatyme]

Paradise City

She was a Public relations cheerleader for the Colts right after they moved to town. She was a senior, I was a soph. She was a dancer and big time druggie. We double dated for prom and went to a motel. She went to the other room to do coke and came back ready to go.

It was one hell of a ride! And she was smokin hot!

 

[Apes with Guns]

if there is a song about a guy and a girl having sex for the first time in a room with the lights on, and the guys friend starts banging on the window of the room where said sexy-sexy is happening, then peeks down between the curtain and the window ledge and sees a mass of pink flesh and then says "oh ####" and leaves, it would be that song.

 

[Henry Ford]

Fat Bottom Girls

 

[pizzatyme]

Already described my first time.

My second time...Unskinny Bop!

 

[Rayderr]

With someone else: Good Enough For Now - Weird Al Yankovic

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Kill List:

Ghost Rider

Nathan R Jessup

 

[Osaurus]

For Em: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHimj-crMrA

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Making out behind the junior high school after a dance that night. Nice little hill behind the tennis courts where everyone made out. There was a small grove where it was a FCFS. First base and second base were already achieved with her but on this night:

Oh Yeah!

 

[saintsfan]

New York Minute

 

[El Floppo]

New York Minute

me too. probably the same girl.

 

[Brony]

if there is a song about a guy and a girl having sex for the first time in a room with the lights on, and the guys friend starts banging on the window of the room where said sexy-sexy is happening, then peeks down between the curtain and the window ledge and sees a mass of pink flesh and then says "oh ####" and leaves, it would be that song.

We are the World?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is there a song called "Girl with Low Self-Esteem Plus California Coolers"?

 

[Henry Ford]

Is there a song called "Girl with Low Self-Esteem Plus California Coolers"?

"Party In The U.S.A."

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Is there a song called "Girl with Low Self-Esteem Plus California Coolers"?

"Party In The U.S.A."

How about "My Sister's Away at College, We Can Use Her Bed"?

 

[Henry Ford]

Is there a song called "Girl with Low Self-Esteem Plus California Coolers"?

"Party In The U.S.A."

How about "My Sister's Away at College, We Can Use Her Bed"?

Something by Enya?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Kill List:

Ghost Rider

Nathan R Jessup

my bad, dawg! I was trying to just link to the one phrase in the lyrics and forgot to change the URL wording...fixored

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Man in the Box.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Man in the Box.

You had sex with a man in a box?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict.

 

[tdoss]

Hall & Oates - She's A Maneater

 

[Dan Lambskin]

You might say she was...

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A Brown Eye Girl

YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!

 

[drummer]

Clampdown

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Nobody admitting to "Dude Looks Like a Lady"?

 

[loser]

What will Wet Dream's song be?

Seven Nation Army?

 

[FDAS]

Fish Heads

 

[Otis]

 

[Otis]

God that shtick kills me.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Two Tickets to Paradise

 

[Gadzooks]

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go

 

[GTBilly]

Paradise City

She was a Public relations cheerleader for the Colts right after they moved to town. She was a senior, I was a soph. She was a dancer and big time druggie. We double dated for prom and went to a motel. She went to the other room to do coke and came back ready to go.

It was one hell of a ride! And she was smokin hot!

Oh I'd like to know duration on this one? Assume we can measure it in seconds?

 

[dickey moe]

What will Wet Dream's song be?

Seven Nation Army?

Detachable Penis?

 

[The Duff Man]

Accidentally In Love

Turned out she just wanted an F Buddy and I blew it.

So young and so stupid

 

[xulf]

Lay there like a corpse thinking about baseball.

 

[Mister CIA]

More J. Geils, por favor

First time, last time, and everything in between - Must of Got Lost

 

[Deepster]

"You Get That Poor Girl Her Clothes and Get Her The Hell Out Of Here!"

Actually, that's not really a song. It's what my mom yelled when she walked in and caught us naked, twenty seconds after I dropped my first nut with a chick.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

What will Wet Dream's song be?

Seven Nation Army?

Detachable Penis?

Smack my ##### up

 

[msommer]

Lola by the Kinks

There has got to be a great story behind this...

 

[msommer]

Is there a song called 'short and sweet'?

 

[jon_mx]

What will Wet Dream's song be?

He met a man from Brussels

Six foot four and full of muscles.