Do you agree with this ranking? (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

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I would have at least one change. Maybe two. Some serious judgment issues here.

 

[The Gator]

3,2,4,1

 

[Otis]

3,2,4,1

x

 

[mr roboto]

I don't think I've eaten any of those.

 

[Otis]

I don't think I've eaten any of those.

How many wolves were there in the pack that raised you?

 

[mr roboto]

I don't think I've eaten any of those.

How many wolves were there in the pack that raised you?

Sorry? I don't like boring cookies.

 

[Ray Karpis]

Easy.

1

2/3/4

 

[Otis]

Easy.

1

2/3/4

Wowwrong

 

[Otis]

I don't think I've eaten any of those.

How many wolves were there in the pack that raised you?

Sorry? I don't like boring cookies.

Did you have a grandparent? An aunt? Any interaction ever with any woman above age 60? If so, chances are you've crossed paths with this tin of cookies.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Soft baked choc chip or Milano...

While there are plenty of other delicious cookie treats, I can go through a pepperidge farm bag of either of these in under 12 seconds.

 

[mr roboto]

I don't think I've eaten any of those.

How many wolves were there in the pack that raised you?

Sorry? I don't like boring cookies.

Did you have a grandparent? An aunt? Any interaction ever with any woman above age 60? If so, chances are you've crossed paths with this tin of cookies.

Just googled it. I've seen the tin and may have had one before but I didn't recognize them from the pick. Are those styles of cookies any different from each other except for the shape?

 

[Otis]

I don't think I've eaten any of those.

How many wolves were there in the pack that raised you?

Sorry? I don't like boring cookies.

Did you have a grandparent? An aunt? Any interaction ever with any woman above age 60? If so, chances are you've crossed paths with this tin of cookies.

Just googled it. I've seen the tin and may have had one before but I didn't recognize them from the pick. Are those styles of cookies any different from each other except for the shape?

Oh man are they ever

 

[Ray Karpis]

Easy.

1

2/3/4

Wowwrong

2,3, and 4 are the same cookie...different shape.1 doesn't have those useless little sugar crystals. It's soft...it's buttery...it's delightful.

 

[Freelove]

If there's more to this than just aesthetic preference, I'm gonna have to bow out. My taste-o-vision is on the fritz.

 

[dozer]

Don't they all taste pretty much the same?

 

[Christo]

I don't think I've eaten any of those.

How many wolves were there in the pack that raised you?

Sorry? I don't like boring cookies.

Yeah, I've never been a fan of butter cookies or shortbread cookies.

 

[shuke]

Don't they all taste pretty much the same?

Yes, they're all the same.

 

[Otis]

Don't they all taste pretty much the same?

Yes, they're all the same.

You know better than this.

 

[msommer]

Swap 2 and 4 for me.

In the Danish Butter cookies tins I used to be able to get my hands on they had expanded with chocolate chip. They always went first...

 

[Otis]

I bump 2 and 3 up, 1 goes down to 3rd place. Fairly certain that's the correct ranking.

Chocolate chip probably go 3rd or 4th in that scenario.

 

[hxperson]

2 is the best and it's not even close. 1 is probably the most boring. I'd rank them 2,3,4,1. And whoever said those sugar crystals are useless is way way way (no amount of ways can understate my emphasis) off.

 

[Otis]

2 is the best and it's not even close. 1 is probably the most boring. I'd rank them 2,3,4,1. And whoever said those sugar crystals are useless is way way way (no amount of ways can understate my emphasis) off.

Finally.

 

[The General]

Those are all the same cookie, just different shapes. Any cookie out of a box or some other packaging is barely worth eating.

Not snobby about much but cookies and desserts, food in general, is where I take a stand.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Always preferred 1.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Some folks in this thread probably are not discerning enough to have a preference, by color, among M & M's.

 

[Henry Ford]

I don't think I've eaten any of those.

How many wolves were there in the pack that raised you?

Sorry? I don't like boring cookies.

Did you have a grandparent? An aunt? Any interaction ever with any woman above age 60? If so, chances are you've crossed paths with this tin of cookies.

Just googled it. I've seen the tin and may have had one before but I didn't recognize them from the pick. Are those styles of cookies any different from each other except for the shape?

Wow. That's like asking if Lexi Belle and Cathy Bates are any different except for the shape.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

90% of the time when you see one of those danish cookie tins at your grandma's/aunt's house...

 

[Otis]

90% of the time when you see one of those danish cookie tins at your grandma's/aunt's house...

Lmao

 

[Mister CIA]

4 1 3 2

 

[Josie Maran]

Danish butter cookies? Pffft. Those dried-up turds were what I used as projectiles to keep family members away from the real cookies.

 

[C.J. Gibson]

Danish butter cookies? Pffft. Those dried-up turds were what I used as projectiles to keep family members away from the real cookies.

 

[ScottNorwood]

I think the pretzel deserves the top spot. I'd be interested in seeing the same type of thread for chessmen cookies.

 

[Otis]

I think the pretzel deserves the top spot. I'd be interested in seeing the same type of thread for chessmen cookies.

Already working on it.

And agree on the pretzel. Easy winner.

 

[McGarnicle]

Hate those things. They are the cocktease of the cookie genre. Want a cookie? Too bad, prepare to be miserable. My god they suck so bad.

 

[sports_fan]

corn bread?

 

[psychobillies]

I thought you were supposed to eat one with crystals and one without at the same time.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

You can sidearm fling the #4 kind a good 70, 80 yards. The others don't work as well, it's the square design that really allows them to just soar.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

2341 and you can do some serious damage to a tin of these things in one sitting if you have no self respect.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hate those things. They are the cocktease of the cookie genre. Want a cookie? Too bad, prepare to be miserable. My god they suck so bad.

This seems a tad extreme.

 

[pollardsvision]

Easy.

1

2/3/4

Wowwrong

2,3, and 4 are the same cookie...different shape.1 doesn't have those useless little sugar crystals. It's soft...it's buttery...it's delightful.

I'm a 1 man as well. Never liked the sugar crystals. The just get in the way of the wonderful texture/flavor.

I also prefer pop tarts without frosting.

 

[McGarnicle]

Hate those things. They are the cocktease of the cookie genre. Want a cookie? Too bad, prepare to be miserable. My god they suck so bad.

This seems a tad extreme.

They're for old ladies who can't deal with anything too sweet. Most bland and boring cookie ever.

 

[El Floppo]

2 3 4 1

 

[Josie Maran]

Easy.

1

2/3/4

Wowwrong

2,3, and 4 are the same cookie...different shape.1 doesn't have those useless little sugar crystals. It's soft...it's buttery...it's delightful.

I'm a 1 man as well. Never liked the sugar crystals. The just get in the way of the wonderful texture/flavor.I also prefer pop tarts without frosting.

Why do you hate goodness?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Easy.

1

2/3/4

Wowwrong

2,3, and 4 are the same cookie...different shape.1 doesn't have those useless little sugar crystals. It's soft...it's buttery...it's delightful.

I'm a 1 man as well. Never liked the sugar crystals. The just get in the way of the wonderful texture/flavor.

I also prefer pop tarts without frosting.

In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Tyler, the Creator speaks on Frank Ocean's sexuality, how he found out about it...



Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?

Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. [
Laughs
] But that's my #####.

 

[Zow]

1, not close

 

[msommer]

2341 and you can do some serious damage to a tin of these things in one sitting if you have no self respect.

A company I used to work for gave these out for X-mas, and HQ departments could order them "for handing out to customers".

Many a tin has been absolutely destroyed during the budget season, which unfortunately happened August/September



The squares with the sugar crystals were almost always the last to go...

 

[EYLive]

You fat nerds are ranking cookie shapes now?

 

[Porkchop Sandwich]

This all seems silly. And by silly I mean horrible tasting.

 

[Short Corner]

I'll leave this for the fat ####s to decide.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

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