Do you ever do anything to intentionally be a jerk? (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

if so, what?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Other than post here?

 

[Keerock]

For some reason, I get really annyonged when people walk on the wrong (left) side of hallways/sidewalks. I will purposefully not move over forcing them to "do it right".

ETA: Oh, yeah... I also intentionally scratch in billiards and masturbate in pools.

 

[Detroit Fan 365]

I started one of the most epic threads, how screwed are the Heat, just to be a jerk.

 

[fantasycurse42]

If I'm parked on my block and a car/person I don't recognize is waiting for my spot, I'll take an extra long time to leave.

 

[John Bender]

For some reason, I get really annyonged when people walk on the wrong (left) side of hallways/sidewalks. I will purposefully not move over forcing them to "do it right".

Local busy convenience story has 2 sets of entrance doors next to each other. I don't hold the door open for any one trying to walk through left hand door as I'm coming out.

 

[jon_mx]

Other than post here?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Never

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I also intentionally scratch in billiards and masturbate in pools.

I scratch in pools and masturbate in billiards.

 

[Keerock]

For some reason, I get really annyonged when people walk on the wrong (left) side of hallways/sidewalks. I will purposefully not move over forcing them to "do it right".

Local busy convenience story has 2 sets of entrance doors next to each other. I don't hold the door open for any one trying to walk through left hand door as I'm coming out.

 

[Limp Ditka]

For some reason, I get really annyonged when people walk on the wrong (left) side of hallways/sidewalks. I will purposefully not move over forcing them to "do it right".

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This behavior drives me insane.

 

[jon_mx]

If I'm parked on my block and a car/person I don't recognize is waiting for my spot, I'll take an extra long time to leave.

I hate when people take extra long to pull out of a full parking lot. They see you there waiting, but take a good 5 minutes to pull out. Really, why does it take more than 15 seconds to start your car and back out.

 

[Keerock]

I also intentionally scratch in billiards and masturbate in pools.

I scratch in pools and masturbate in billiards.

yeah, but not intentionally to be a jerk...

 

[fantasycurse42]

If I'm parked on my block and a car/person I don't recognize is waiting for my spot, I'll take an extra long time to leave.

I hate when people take extra long to pull out of a full parking lot. They see you there waiting, but take a good 5 minutes to pull out. Really, why does it take more than 15 seconds to start your car and back out.

I live real close to a Trader Joes... Half the #######s driving into my neighborhood are just heading there, and for whatever reason I hate them. Prob bc they're one of the main reasons it might be difficult to get a spot when I return.

If it is someone who lives on the block or a car I see frequently, I'll leave right away, otherwise I'm intentionally an ####### and take about 10 minutes to pull out.

 

[ChainsawU]

No man I tend to be independent. Stay to my own and get my own. If you're doing something that's intentionally trying to be negative I am just going to rise above it. See you later once I pass the finish line happy and content with living the good life.

 

[Keerock]

If I'm parked on my block and a car/person I don't recognize is waiting for my spot, I'll take an extra long time to leave.

I hate when people take extra long to pull out of a full parking lot. They see you there waiting, but take a good 5 minutes to pull out. Really, why does it take more than 15 seconds to start your car and back out.

I live real close to a Trader Joes... Half the #######s driving into my neighborhood are just heading there, and for whatever reason I hate them. Prob bc they're one of the main reasons it might be difficult to get a spot when I return.

If it is someone who lives on the block or a car I see frequently, I'll leave right away, otherwise I'm intentionally an ####### and take about 10 minutes to pull out.

You realize you risk a pregnancy with this tactic, right?

 

[Keerock]

No man I tend to be independent. Stay to my own and get my own. If you're doing something that's intentionally trying to be negative I am just going to rise above it. See you later once I pass the finish line happy and content with living the good life.

GTFO

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

On the internet? Frequently.

Elsewhere, rarely.

 

[pantagrapher]

Not just to be a jerk. But since I drive to work now, I find it brings out the worst in me at times. When traffic is moving smoothly on a four-lane road and some yahoo tries to pass me on the right and wedge into my following distance space, I'll speed up to close the gap. Eff you, dude.

 

[chet]

There was a jerk at the lodge I was staying at in Argentina last week. By the end of the trip, everyone else was fed up with him so I was a jerk to him.

 

[Keerock]

There was a jerk at the lodge I was staying at in Argentina last week. By the end of the trip, everyone else was fed up with him so I was a jerk to him.

Great story!

 

[parasaurolophus]

I will intentionally block the people on the airplane that try to get up right away and scoot forward. Didn't get up fast enough to block the husband on my last flight, but was able to cut off the wife. He got pretty far up there and kept waiving for her to come up. She asked if she could get by and I said no.

I let all the rows ahead go then causing about 25 people to be in between them.

 

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Frequently stir the pot here. In "real life"... not nearly as much unless it's the usual ball-busting of friends.

 

[Stinkin Ref]

if I am in the passing lane and am leaving a safe distance between me and the car in front of me and a car comes up on the right side and I can tell they are going to want to cut in front of me, I will intentionally speed up at the last few moments (this is key) to prevent that from happening......I hate it when some people think they and their schedule is more important than anybody else on the road.....watching them have to slam on the brakes gives me a good feeling for some reason and probably makes me a bad person and a dangerous driver, but I do get some sense of satisfaction out of it for some reason......if possible, I will also then try and slow down a little (boxing the arsewipe in) in hopes of cars now behind me catching up enough so that arsewipe can't even get in behind me....my wife hates this stealthy ninja maneuver when riding with me and gives me the "just let them do what they need to do you are going to get us killed " lecture, but the satisfaction I receive is worth the verbal talking too.....

 

[pantagrapher]

if I am in the passing lane and am leaving a safe distance between me and the car in front of me and a car comes up on the right side and I can tell they are going to want to cut in front of me, I will intentionally speed up at the last few moments (this is key) to prevent that from happening......I hate it when some people think they and their schedule is more important than anybody else on the road.....watching them have to slam on the brakes gives me a good feeling for some reason and probably makes me a bad person and a dangerous driver, but I do get some sense of satisfaction out of it for some reason......if possible, I will also then try and slow down a little (boxing the arsewipe in) in hopes of cars now behind me catching up enough so that arsewipe can't even get in behind me....my wife hates this stealthy ninja maneuver when riding with me and gives me the "just let them do what they need to do you are going to get us killed " lecture, but the satisfaction I receive is worth the verbal talking too.....

Exactly.

 

[Stinkin Ref]

Not just to be a jerk. But since I drive to work now, I find it brings out the worst in me at times. When traffic is moving smoothly on a four-lane road and some yahoo tries to pass me on the right and wedge into my following distance space, I'll speed up to close the gap. Eff you, dude.

my ninja brother from another mother

 

[fred_1_15301]

I will intentionally block the people on the airplane that try to get up right away and scoot forward. Didn't get up fast enough to block the husband on my last flight, but was able to cut off the wife. He got pretty far up there and kept waiving for her to come up. She asked if she could get by and I said no.

I let all the rows ahead go then causing about 25 people to be in between them.

Well maybe they just had a really tight connection.

 

[E-Z Glider]

I will intentionally block the people on the airplane that try to get up right away and scoot forward. Didn't get up fast enough to block the husband on my last flight, but was able to cut off the wife. He got pretty far up there and kept waiving for her to come up. She asked if she could get by and I said no.

I let all the rows ahead go then causing about 25 people to be in between them.

You are not the jerk here, they are.

I am a jerk sometimes when I drive (only to people who are driving incorrectly) and I am a jerk at work whenever I need to be.

 

[Keerock]

I will intentionally block the people on the airplane that try to get up right away and scoot forward. Didn't get up fast enough to block the husband on my last flight, but was able to cut off the wife. He got pretty far up there and kept waiving for her to come up. She asked if she could get by and I said no.

I let all the rows ahead go then causing about 25 people to be in between them.

You are not the jerk here, they are.

I am a jerk sometimes when I drive (only to people who are driving incorrectly) and I am a jerk at work whenever I need to be.

The jerk store called...

 

[pantagrapher]

I will intentionally block the people on the airplane that try to get up right away and scoot forward. Didn't get up fast enough to block the husband on my last flight, but was able to cut off the wife. He got pretty far up there and kept waiving for her to come up. She asked if she could get by and I said no.

I let all the rows ahead go then causing about 25 people to be in between them.

Well maybe they just had a really tight connection.

Proper protocol there is for them to inform the flight attendant so they can make an announcement.

 

[Stinkin Ref]

in the parking lot if I see someone leaving their cart up on the median/sidewalk/or something right by their car instead walking the 20 feet they might need to to put it in the cart cage or take it back to the front of the store.....I will yell over to them "hey I'll put that away for you" and go get it....

 

[belljr]

For some reason, I get really annyonged when people walk on the wrong (left) side of hallways/sidewalks. I will purposefully not move over forcing them to "do it right".

Local busy convenience story has 2 sets of entrance doors next to each other. I don't hold the door open for any one trying to walk through left hand door as I'm coming out.

So I'm walking out of the WAWA last summer, coffee in hand. I'm walking out the correct door (the right side on your way out). I open the door, glance behind me to see if anyone else is coming behind me to hold it. Notice no one is. I go to turn left to walk out that side entrance when some dilhole in a rush barrels open the left side door, hits my hand with the door. Luckily I stopped when I caught him out of the corner of my eye.

His daughter completely embarrassed is apologizing while dillhole keeps on walking. I started cursing at him, said dilhole keeps on walking why daughter keeps apologizing. Guy finally turns around, sees daughter talking, she walks over to him. Said dillhole puts up his hand with a sorry motion.

 

[PIK95]

I voted no but then realized I do some jerky things. I stick my car way to the right in a traffic line (double exit lanes, side by side) so those jerks don't drive the open lane and then try to cut into my lane in the front. I also used to start fights with my boss so she would stop picking on all the women I worked with. That actually worked really well because she was so busy with paper work on me, that she had no time to harass other people. As a soccer coach, if I know we are playing a dirty team I will approach the ref before the match and tell them MY team has been playing rough and could they please call it tight on us so we don't escalate. :gamesmanship:

Works every time.

 

[Eminence]

I used to but karma has caught up to me more than once.

 

[tommyboy]

I just say "no" sometimes to simple requests.

 

[Keerock]

I used to but karma has caught up to me more than once.

Go on...

 

[chet]

As a soccer coach, if I know we are playing a dirty team I will approach the ref before the match and tell them MY team has been playing rough and could they please call it tight on us so we don't escalate. :gamesmanship:

Works every time.

Great thinking.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

If someone is tailgating me I will slow way down.

 

[Peyton Marino]

i hate when there are two idiots blocking the road, one waiting for a parking spot and the other sitting in the parking spot intentionally to be a jerk, so I will get as close as I can to the guy blocking the road without hitting him and lay on the horn (intentionally, to be a jerk).

 

[Sabertooth]

I troll the Adrian Peterson thread. People just can't come to terms with me being right in there, because I didn't nail down HOW I was right....lol.

 

[Eminence]

I used to but karma has caught up to me more than once.

Go on...

A few years back, I stole this guy's girlfriend and one night he wouldn't stop texting her. So I called him up off her phone and coaxed him into a fight. As soon as I got off the phone with him, I called the police and told them a crazy guy who won't leave my girlfriend alone is coming to my house to beat me up.

He shows up and starts banging on my door and windows, drunk. Eventually, the police find the dude and he gets arrested.

The very next day I got in a car accident.

 

[Eulogys]

Not just to be a jerk. But since I drive to work now, I find it brings out the worst in me at times. When traffic is moving smoothly on a four-lane road and some yahoo tries to pass me on the right and wedge into my following distance space, I'll speed up to close the gap. Eff you, dude.

my ninja brother from another mother

I'm that guy that will pass you on the right and then brake-check the #### out of you for being a complete ****. If I'm passing you on the right, you have no reason at all to be in the left lane.

 

[Peyton Marino]

I used to but karma has caught up to me more than once.

Go on...

A few years back, I stole this guy's girlfriend and one night he wouldn't stop texting her. So I called him up off her phone and coaxed him into a fight. As soon as I got off the phone with him, I called the police and told them a crazy guy who won't leave my girlfriend alone is coming to my house to beat me up.

He shows up and starts banging on my door and windows, drunk. Eventually, the police find the dude and he gets arrested.

The very next day I got in a car accident.

you sound like the kind of dude that would scratch intentionally in pool.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

I leave the toilet seat up everywhere I go.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I will intentionally block the people on the airplane that try to get up right away and scoot forward. Didn't get up fast enough to block the husband on my last flight, but was able to cut off the wife. He got pretty far up there and kept waiving for her to come up. She asked if she could get by and I said no.

I let all the rows ahead go then causing about 25 people to be in between them.

You are not the jerk here, they are.

I am a jerk sometimes when I drive (only to people who are driving incorrectly) and I am a jerk at work whenever I need to be.

The jerk store called...

I want to open a roadside stand along Highway 1 on Marathon Key selling Jamaican style barbecued meats, drinks, ice, and pie.

Can you suggest a name/motto?

 

[Ditka Butkus]

I will intentionally block the people on the airplane that try to get up right away and scoot forward. Didn't get up fast enough to block the husband on my last flight, but was able to cut off the wife. He got pretty far up there and kept waiving for her to come up. She asked if she could get by and I said no.

I let all the rows ahead go then causing about 25 people to be in between them.

You are not the jerk here, they are.

I am a jerk sometimes when I drive (only to people who are driving incorrectly) and I am a jerk at work whenever I need to be.

The jerk store called...

I want to open a roadside stand along Highway 1 on Marathon key selling Jamaican style barbecued meats, drinks, ice, and pie.

Can you suggest a name/motto?

How about Jerk My Meat

 

[belljr]

I will intentionally block the people on the airplane that try to get up right away and scoot forward. Didn't get up fast enough to block the husband on my last flight, but was able to cut off the wife. He got pretty far up there and kept waiving for her to come up. She asked if she could get by and I said no.

I let all the rows ahead go then causing about 25 people to be in between them.

You are not the jerk here, they are.

I am a jerk sometimes when I drive (only to people who are driving incorrectly) and I am a jerk at work whenever I need to be.

The jerk store called...

I want to open a roadside stand along Highway 1 on Marathon key selling Jamaican style barbecued meats, drinks, ice, and pie.

Can you suggest a name/motto?

I had sex with your wife

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I will intentionally block the people on the airplane that try to get up right away and scoot forward. Didn't get up fast enough to block the husband on my last flight, but was able to cut off the wife. He got pretty far up there and kept waiving for her to come up. She asked if she could get by and I said no.

I let all the rows ahead go then causing about 25 people to be in between them.

You are not the jerk here, they are.

I am a jerk sometimes when I drive (only to people who are driving incorrectly) and I am a jerk at work whenever I need to be.

The jerk store called...

I want to open a roadside stand along Highway 1 on Marathon key selling Jamaican style barbecued meats, drinks, ice, and pie.

Can you suggest a name/motto?

I had sex with your wife

Definitely distinctive.

 

[Parrothead]

every now and then, when my cat isn't paying attention, I will pull his tail.. he looks at me like "you are a jerk"

 

[pantagrapher]

Not just to be a jerk. But since I drive to work now, I find it brings out the worst in me at times. When traffic is moving smoothly on a four-lane road and some yahoo tries to pass me on the right and wedge into my following distance space, I'll speed up to close the gap. Eff you, dude.

my ninja brother from another mother

I'm that guy that will pass you on the right and then brake-check the #### out of you for being a complete ****. If I'm passing you on the right, you have no reason at all to be in the left lane.

Unless there's, you know, TRAFFIC. #######.