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[whitem0nkey]

saw a funny status today.

”the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington

 

[krista4]

saw a funny status today.”the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington

Oooo, might have to steal this one.

 

[shuke]

saw a funny status today.”the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington

 

[Steve Tasker]

Just a reminder for new FB users....there is an FBG group called "Have a Great Season, Guy". Everyone is welcome to join...

 

[NCCommish]

Just a reminder for new FB users....there is an FBG group called "Have a Great Season, Guy". Everyone is welcome to join...

Didn't know that. I'll have to join.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

I have a Facebook now,

You sound like someone's grandma talking about "the rap".

 

[snitwitch]

Facebooking Win: http://failblog.org/2009/08/22/facebooking-win/

 

[jdoggydogg]

Officially disabled my FB account today. Just had enough of hearing what someone ate for lunch and how much they love Fridays.

OMG I absolutely LOOOOOOOVE FRIDAyS!!!1!1!

My status update on Friday was that I wondering if anyone was "glad it's Friday" or "looking forward to the weekend". Sure enough, some of the schlubs commented on my status to tell me how happy they were that it was Friday, entirely missing the point.

Dude, those people were serious? I assumed they were being sarcastic. You should send them all posters with kittens that hate Mondays.

 

[jdoggydogg]

Facebooking Win: http://failblog.org/2009/08/22/facebooking-win/

Krista says that was a hack.

 

[krista4]

Facebooking Win: http://failblog.org/2009/08/22/facebooking-win/

Krista says that was a hack.

'twas.

 

[krista4]

Officially disabled my FB account today. Just had enough of hearing what someone ate for lunch and how much they love Fridays.

OMG I absolutely LOOOOOOOVE FRIDAyS!!!1!1!

My status update on Friday was that I wondering if anyone was "glad it's Friday" or "looking forward to the weekend". Sure enough, some of the schlubs commented on my status to tell me how happy they were that it was Friday, entirely missing the point. :(

Dude, those people were serious? I assumed they were being sarcastic. You should send them all posters with kittens that hate Mondays.

Dude, they were totally serious. You were the only person that got it. Christ.

 

[jdoggydogg]

Officially disabled my FB account today. Just had enough of hearing what someone ate for lunch and how much they love Fridays.

OMG I absolutely LOOOOOOOVE FRIDAyS!!!1!1!

My status update on Friday was that I wondering if anyone was "glad it's Friday" or "looking forward to the weekend". Sure enough, some of the schlubs commented on my status to tell me how happy they were that it was Friday, entirely missing the point.

Dude, those people were serious? I assumed they were being sarcastic. You should send them all posters with kittens that hate Mondays.

Dude, they were totally serious. You were the only person that got it. Christ.

OMG LOL WTF?

 

[krista4]

OMG I absolutely LOOOOOOOVE FRIDAyS!!!1!1!

My status update on Friday was that I wondering if anyone was "glad it's Friday" or "looking forward to the weekend". Sure enough, some of the schlubs commented on my status to tell me how happy they were that it was Friday, entirely missing the point.

Dude, those people were serious? I assumed they were being sarcastic. You should send them all posters with kittens that hate Mondays.

Dude, they were totally serious. You were the only person that got it. Christ.

OMG LOL WTF?

O RLY? RLY.

 

[jdoggydogg]

Officially disabled my FB account today. Just had enough of hearing what someone ate for lunch and how much they love Fridays.

OMG I absolutely LOOOOOOOVE FRIDAyS!!!1!1!

My status update on Friday was that I wondering if anyone was "glad it's Friday" or "looking forward to the weekend". Sure enough, some of the schlubs commented on my status to tell me how happy they were that it was Friday, entirely missing the point.

Dude, those people were serious? I assumed they were being sarcastic. You should send them all posters with kittens that hate Mondays.

Dude, they were totally serious. You were the only person that got it. Christ.

You've inspired me. I'm gonna sprinkle in some cliches this week and see how many suckers I can lure in. Play along if you'd like.

 

[Disco Stu]

Facebooking Win: http://failblog.org/2009/08/22/facebooking-win/

"By the way congratulations!"

 

[krista4]

OMG I absolutely LOOOOOOOVE FRIDAyS!!!1!1!

My status update on Friday was that I wondering if anyone was "glad it's Friday" or "looking forward to the weekend". Sure enough, some of the schlubs commented on my status to tell me how happy they were that it was Friday, entirely missing the point.

Dude, those people were serious? I assumed they were being sarcastic. You should send them all posters with kittens that hate Mondays.

Dude, they were totally serious. You were the only person that got it. Christ.

You've inspired me. I'm gonna sprinkle in some cliches this week and see how many suckers I can lure in. Play along if you'd like.

Already playing along.

 

[jdoggydogg]

You've inspired me. I'm gonna sprinkle in some cliches this week and see how many suckers I can lure in. Play along if you'd like.

Already playing along.

I fear almost no one will notice. Chalk it up to no one paying attention to anything on FB because most of it is mundane ####.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

My point was :ignoringthestupidjokes: that I finally signed up after being too lazy to do it for the last year or so.

Jdogg, I'm disappointed you joined in on the jokes.

 

[E-Z Glider]

Is there a way to get rid of the notifications for things like mafia wars, sorority life, farmville, etc?

I like reading the idiotic drivel that people actually take the time to type. This other crap just clutters up my page and makes it hard to find the good stuff.

 

[urbanhack]

Facebooking Win: http://failblog.org/2009/08/22/facebooking-win/

Krista says that was a hack.

'twas.

you rang?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Is there a way to get rid of the notifications for things like mafia wars, sorority life, farmville, etc? I like reading the idiotic drivel that people actually take the time to type. This other crap just clutters up my page and makes it hard to find the good stuff.

hover over one and to the right of it the hide button....you have the option to hide that post or hide everything from that person/app/etc.

 

[zander_s]

Is there a way to get rid of the notifications for things like mafia wars, sorority life, farmville, etc? I like reading the idiotic drivel that people actually take the time to type. This other crap just clutters up my page and makes it hard to find the good stuff.

The hide button is your friend.

 

[krista4]

Facebooking Win: http://failblog.org/2009/08/22/facebooking-win/

Krista says that was a hack.

'twas.

you rang?

Sup.

 

[shut it down]

Officially disabled my FB account today. Just had enough of hearing what someone ate for lunch and how much they love Fridays.

OMG I absolutely LOOOOOOOVE FRIDAyS!!!1!1!

My status update on Friday was that I wondering if anyone was "glad it's Friday" or "looking forward to the weekend". Sure enough, some of the schlubs commented on my status to tell me how happy they were that it was Friday, entirely missing the point.

I have a bit of a crush on you.

Sitcom waiting to happen IMO.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Is there a way to get rid of the notifications for things like mafia wars, sorority life, farmville, etc? I like reading the idiotic drivel that people actually take the time to type. This other crap just clutters up my page and makes it hard to find the good stuff.

hover over one and to the right of it the hide button....you have the option to hide that post or hide everything from that person/app/etc.

Done and done. Thanks for the tip!

 

[jdoggydogg]

My point was :ignoringthestupidjokes: that I finally signed up after being too lazy to do it for the last year or so.Jdogg, I'm disappointed you joined in on the jokes.

I'm sorry. Can I make it up to you?

 

[E-Z Glider]

Is there a way to get rid of the notifications for things like mafia wars, sorority life, farmville, etc? I like reading the idiotic drivel that people actually take the time to type. This other crap just clutters up my page and makes it hard to find the good stuff.

hover over one and to the right of it the hide button....you have the option to hide that post or hide everything from that person/app/etc.

 

[jdoggydogg]

You've inspired me. I'm gonna sprinkle in some cliches this week and see how many suckers I can lure in. Play along if you'd like.

Already playing along.

This subversion is going along well. 1/2 my Facebook friends are joining me in this ruse.

 

[Mystery Achiever]

Is there a way to get rid of the notifications for things like mafia wars, sorority life, farmville, etc? I like reading the idiotic drivel that people actually take the time to type. This other crap just clutters up my page and makes it hard to find the good stuff

hover over one and to the right of it the hide button....you have the option to hide that post or hide everything from that person/app/etc.

It was a great find for me,too. I have a lot of friends into Hearts and Hatchlings.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

jimmy c and me havin steak tonight. tonka comin sunday at 5. we gonna watch gillagans tonight and maybe go to teh arcade tomorrow. the one thing that really hurt is wehn jimmy ask if thyey gonna gilligans there. (blows out) i dont even think she have a tv's

 

[krista4]

jdoggydogg, you're killing me.

The "lol" at the end of "is eating almonds" was priceless.

 

[jdoggydogg]

jdoggydogg, you're killing me. :(

The "lol" at the end of "is eating almonds" was priceless.

My buddy is in this conspiracy with us, and here's his post from yesterday:

Chris went outside, then came back in just now.

 

[krista4]

jdoggydogg, you're killing me. :(

The "lol" at the end of "is eating almonds" was priceless.

My buddy is in this conspiracy with us, and here's his post from yesterday:

Chris went outside, then came back in just now.

 

[jdoggydogg]

jdoggydogg, you're killing me. :(

The "lol" at the end of "is eating almonds" was priceless.

My buddy is in this conspiracy with us, and here's his post from yesterday:

Chris went outside, then came back in just now.

Chris is just NAILING this shtick. More:

Chris has stuff to do later.

Chris saw that.

Chris thinks he may just go eat, but...

 

[jdoggydogg]

Sometimes you wonder how these people became your friends:

Jerome is going with wife to Nickelback tonight.

 

[zander_s]

Sometimes you wonder how these people became your friends:

Jerome is going with wife to Nickelback tonight.

BLOCK!

 

[grateful zed]

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[Mr.Pack]

Just a reminder for new FB users....there is an FBG group called "Have a Great Season, Guy". Everyone is welcome to join...

I did a search for this group but nothing came up.Have i been taken here or can't i find it because I'm a FB noob?

 

[jdoggydogg]

Just a reminder for new FB users....there is an FBG group called "Have a Great Season, Guy". Everyone is welcome to join...

I did a search for this group but nothing came up.Have i been taken here or can't i find it because I'm a FB noob?

It's here.

 

[Finless]

Just Facebook stalked a girl I slept with back in 1997 when she was a young college student. Went for a ride with her while her boyfriend was at my house and hit it in her dorm. One of the best ever. She used to come over my place all the time to....do home work. One of those girls who wore baggy clothes. When she got nude I almost fainted. I really had no idea she was working with all that. Some quick googling revealed she's single and a bigwig ______ _______ in Manhattan. Just sent her a message.



Link

 

[urbanhack]

Just Facebook stalked a girl I slept with back in 1997 when she was a young college student. Went for a ride with her while her boyfriend was at my house and hit it in her dorm. One of the best ever. She used to come over my place all the time to....do home work. One of those girls who wore baggy clothes. When she got nude I almost fainted. I really had no idea she was working with all that. Some quick googling revealed she's single and a bigwig ______ _______ in Manhattan. Just sent her a message.



Link

Let me know if I should stop by and say hi.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Just Facebook stalked a girl I slept with back in 1997 when she was a young college student. Went for a ride with her while her boyfriend was at my house and hit it in her dorm. One of the best ever. She used to come over my place all the time to....do home work. One of those girls who wore baggy clothes. When she got nude I almost fainted. I really had no idea she was working with all that. Some quick googling revealed she's single and a bigwig ______ _______ in Manhattan. Just sent her a message.



Link

->likes this and

 

[Finless]

Just Facebook stalked a girl I slept with back in 1997 when she was a young college student. Went for a ride with her while her boyfriend was at my house and hit it in her dorm. One of the best ever. She used to come over my place all the time to....do home work. One of those girls who wore baggy clothes. When she got nude I almost fainted. I really had no idea she was working with all that. Some quick googling revealed she's single and a bigwig ______ _______ in Manhattan. Just sent her a message.



Link

->likes this and

Inbox 8 Too nervous to open it. This could go a couple ways....

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Her ability to float seems superhuman. I'd watch out if I were you.

 

[Finless]

Her ability to float seems superhuman. I'd watch out if I were you.

That's the Dead Sea. I got a reply message. Not sure if I can post it here.

 

[Bull Dozier]

Hmm. Wife was "chatting" with high school boyfriend last night via facebook. Time to start hiding laptops?

 

[krista4]

Hmm. Wife was "chatting" with high school boyfriend last night via facebook. Time to start hiding laptops?

This one deserves a thread of its own, plz.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Her ability to float seems superhuman. I'd watch out if I were you.

That's the Dead Sea. I got a reply message. Not sure if I can post it here.

need your owned pinned thread?

 

[Finless]

Her ability to float seems superhuman. I'd watch out if I were you.

That's the Dead Sea. I got a reply message. Not sure if I can post it here.

need your owned pinned thread?

There's some strong words in there. I might just go with the spoiler tag and a NSFW and roll the dice. Definitely a good reply though.

 

[JAA]

Her ability to float seems superhuman. I'd watch out if I were you.

That's the Dead Sea. I got a reply message. Not sure if I can post it here.

need your owned pinned thread?

There's some strong words in there. I might just go with the spoiler tag and a NSFW and roll the dice. Definitely a good reply though.

you know wh:e:r:e: to go