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[arrow1]

The new privacy updates have really allowed me to stalk some pretty hot chicks without them knowing about it. Big fan.

Can you explain a bit?

 

[That Little Voice]

Now there's a bunch of girls typing "Hot and Messy" and "Wet and Hard". What's this about?

Cinnamon rolls.

Seriously?

No.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Seems like this is making it's rounds again... here's a link to decifer the "I had lunch with a goat in an elevator cause thats how I roll" type of updates..

Code

terrible.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

The bra color one--meh. The hair style with a nice sexual innuendo--stupid. Birthday nonsense sentences-- painful

fixed

 

[pantagrapher]

A girl named Annie Lesser Wiener showed up in my friend suggestions. Her kids are Children of a Lesser Wiener.

 

[pantagrapher]

Seems like this is making it's rounds again... here's a link to decifer the "I had lunch with a goat in an elevator cause thats how I roll" type of updates..

Code

terrible.

For people who can't be funny without help.

 

[SlaX]

Seems like this is making it's rounds again... here's a link to decifer the "I had lunch with a goat in an elevator cause thats how I roll" type of updates..

Code

I karate chopped your mom, sliding down a hill, because I'm AWESOME!

 

[Dexter Manley]

XXXX So I found out today that my OB/GYN was arrested yesterday for pandering a 23 year old girl for prostitution. WHAT?? According to KHAS-TV he was recorded this week propositioning this girl for him and his buddies. He just delivered my nephew like 3 weeks ago, SICK!!

And after reading some of the comments, apparently girls aren't big fans of guy's who get hookers...

 

[Disco Stu]

My very conservative, overweight, Oklahoman, cop cousin usually posts such hot sports opinions as "nothing is more important than family." So I was shocked to see this today...

Ok ladies, Opinions, to Manscape or not to Manscape?

 

[Disco Stu]

Hurricane jokes directed to citizens of New Orleans... too soon?

Lisa ____ ****WEATHER ALERT**** People of the state of Louisiana, you have a six day notice to vacate your houses and head inland. Hurricane Brett is coming and is expected to hit land January 24th. (Who's this you ask?) It's the Vikings and we're coming to pillage.

 

[Commish77]

Anyone else have a ridiculous amount of mindless people copying and pasting one another's status updates?

"My kids are great, if you agree post this in your status"..... "My mom is the best, if you love your mother post this in your status."...... "It's time to show the world that more people support our troops than not, if you agree post this in your status."

 

[SlaX]

Anyone else have a ridiculous amount of mindless people copying and pasting one another's status updates?

"My kids are great, if you agree post this in your status"..... "My mom is the best, if you love your mother post this in your status."...... "It's time to show the world that more people support our troops than not, if you agree post this in your status."

Yes. All the time.

 

[That Little Voice]

Hurricane jokes directed to citizens of New Orleans... too soon?

Lisa ____ ****WEATHER ALERT**** People of the state of Louisiana, you have a six day notice to vacate your houses and head inland. Hurricane Brett is coming and is expected to hit land January 24th. (Who's this you ask?) It's the Vikings and we're coming to pillage.

Jesus.

 

[That Little Voice]

Anyone else have a ridiculous amount of mindless people copying and pasting one another's status updates?

"My kids are great, if you agree post this in your status"..... "My mom is the best, if you love your mother post this in your status."...... "It's time to show the world that more people support our troops than not, if you agree post this in your status."

C77 hates his Mom. Notebook updated.

 

[culdeus]

The new privacy updates have really allowed me to stalk some pretty hot chicks without them knowing about it. Big fan.

Can you explain a bit?

How complicated is this? Tons of hot chicks now let "friends of friends" on their page now when it used to be just "friends". Of course it's creepy as hell when you find out they are like 16 and their profile picture made them look 23. So there is a downside to this.

 

[Commish77]

Anyone else have a ridiculous amount of mindless people copying and pasting one another's status updates?

"My kids are great, if you agree post this in your status"..... "My mom is the best, if you love your mother post this in your status."...... "It's time to show the world that more people support our troops than not, if you agree post this in your status."

Yes. All the time.

I think it's time for everyone to stop copying and pasting status updates. If you agree, copy and paste this into your status!!!

 

[Disco Stu]

I have a gay facebook friend (look at me!!) and usually his updates and the resulting comments are somewhat entertaining. Occasionally it can be a little too much information though...

Mo1 I just reset my iTunes play count so I can see what my top jams will be for 2010! =)

Mo2 dont you mean your "bottom" jams!

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Now there's a bunch of girls typing "Hot and Messy" and "Wet and Hard". What's this about?

I think it has something to do with the weather. The Wet and Hard is either rain or snow. Not sure.

 

[That Little Voice]

I have a gay facebook friend (look at me!!) and usually his updates and the resulting comments are somewhat entertaining. Occasionally it can be a little too much information though...

Mo1 I just reset my iTunes play count so I can see what my top jams will be for 2010! =)

Mo2 dont you mean your "bottom" jams!

 

[skillz]

The new privacy updates have really allowed me to stalk some pretty hot chicks without them knowing about it. Big fan.

Can you explain a bit?

How complicated is this? Tons of hot chicks now let "friends of friends" on their page now when it used to be just "friends". Of course it's creepy as hell when you find out they are like 16 and their profile picture made them look 23. So there is a downside to this.

Yep, I can view a ton of photos of chicks that I didn't friend but have a mutual friend with since their privacy settings allow "friends of friends" to view. End result is that I can pretty much see everything except their wall posts.

 

[CBusAlex]

Yes, I get it. We all had to blow on the video games to make them work.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Has anybody ever had any issues not receiving p-mails? Or, is FBs p-mail system as reliable as emailing?

 

[jdoggydogg]

Today, I will be posting updates posing as a well-to-do country club member:

Young man, please send this back. My tuna is well done, not tar tar.

I considered the Tag Heuer, but ultimately, I felt the Omega offered a better value.

So then I replied, "Sir, you don't know the first thing about naked short selling."

 

[Random]

For next time people start posting nonsense.

 

[John Fogerty Fan]

 

[jdoggydogg]

Today, I will be posting updates posing as a well-to-do country club member:

Young man, please send this back. My tuna is well done, not tar tar.

I considered the Tag Heuer, but ultimately, I felt the Omega offered a better value.

So then I replied, "Sir, you don't know the first thing about naked short selling."

Argyle had the gaul to invite me to his fundraiser in front of everyone. The nerve of that man.

 

[Vince Everett]

Dude is a friend of a friend whose page I found. Guys is mid-30s and married...who posts pictures of themselves like this?

 

[eoMMan]

Dude is a friend of a friend whose page I found. Guys is mid-30s and married...who posts pictures of themselves like this?

Married dudes trying to pick up strange?

 

[shuke]

Yes, I get it. We all had to blow on the video games to make them work.

Wha?

 

[Disco Stu]

Dude is a friend of a friend whose page I found. Guys is mid-30s and married...who posts pictures of themselves like this?

Dues he have to go outside he house to make choclates? ool

 

[jdoggydogg]

Dude is a friend of a friend whose page I found. Guys is mid-30s and married...who posts pictures of themselves like this?

He's dreamy.

 

[jdoggydogg]

Today, I will be posting updates posing as a well-to-do country club member:

Young man, please send this back. My tuna is well done, not tar tar.

I considered the Tag Heuer, but ultimately, I felt the Omega offered a better value.

So then I replied, "Sir, you don't know the first thing about naked short selling."

Argyle had the gaul to invite me to his fundraiser in front of everyone. The nerve of that man.

Who's that man over there? The one with the Dolce & Gabbana scarf? Oh, he's Huxley's brother? Well, I never knew Huxley had a brother. Ha! I'll have to flog that rapscallion next time I see him. Why, the very thought that he never mentioned his brother. How obtuse!

 

[boilerdave]

Yes, I get it. We all had to blow on the video games to make them work.

Wha?

 

[Wild Young Billy]

Dude is a friend of a friend whose page I found. Guys is mid-30s and married...who posts pictures of themselves like this?

He became a fan of Susan Boyle. Does that answer your questions?

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Has anybody ever had any issues not receiving p-mails? Or, is FBs p-mail system as reliable as emailing?

 

[jdoggydogg]

Today I will be posting updates posing as a 68 year old retiree. Enjoy.

I need to eject the tape on this DGR. DVR...whatever. Where's the eject button? Because I want to loan the tape to Ed. Jesus! What differece does it make? What do you mean there's no tape? That's insane.

Honey, how do I e-mail the internets? Bob says I can buy tickets to the auto show there. What? Press what??? Oh Jesus...

What's the early bird special today? Steamed carrots? Bah. Too spicy.

 

[McJose]

Yes, I get it. We all had to blow on the video games to make them work.

Wha?

It's a Group: "When I was your age we had to blow on video games to make them work!" My favorite was one my 17 year old son joined: "When I was your age we only had 151 Pokemons"

 

[jdoggydogg]

Yes, I get it. We all had to blow on the video games to make them work.

Wha?

It's a Group: "When I was your age we had to blow on video games to make them work!" My favorite was one my 17 year old son joined: "When I was your age we only had 151 Pokemons"

When I was your age we listened to real music. Music like Metallica and Iron Maiden.

 

[McJose]

Yes, I get it. We all had to blow on the video games to make them work.

Wha?

It's a Group: "When I was your age we had to blow on video games to make them work!" My favorite was one my 17 year old son joined: "When I was your age we only had 151 Pokemons"

When I was your age we listened to real music. Music like Metallica and Iron Maiden.

When I was your age we made fun of metal heads.

 

[eoMMan]

Yes, I get it. We all had to blow on the video games to make them work.

Wha?

It's a Group: "When I was your age we had to blow on video games to make them work!" My favorite was one my 17 year old son joined: "When I was your age we only had 151 Pokemons"

When I was your age we listened to real music. Music like Metallica and Iron Maiden and Lady Gaga.

fixed

 

[SlaX]

Today I will be posting updates posing as a 68 year old retiree. Enjoy.

I need to eject the tape on this DGR. DVR...whatever. Where's the eject button? Because I want to loan the tape to Ed. Jesus! What differece does it make? What do you mean there's no tape? That's insane.

Honey, how do I e-mail the internets? Bob says I can buy tickets to the auto show there. What? Press what??? Oh Jesus...

What's the early bird special today? Steamed carrots? Bah. Too spicy.

Sounds like posts from S### My Dad Says.

 

[jdoggydogg]

When I was your age we listened to real music. Music like Metallica and Iron Maiden and Lady Gaga.fixed

 

[jdoggydogg]

Today I will be posting updates posing as a 68 year old retiree. Enjoy.

I need to eject the tape on this DGR. DVR...whatever. Where's the eject button? Because I want to loan the tape to Ed. Jesus! What differece does it make? What do you mean there's no tape? That's insane.

Honey, how do I e-mail the internets? Bob says I can buy tickets to the auto show there. What? Press what??? Oh Jesus...

What's the early bird special today? Steamed carrots? Bah. Too spicy.

Sounds like posts from S### My Dad Says.

Yeah, I just ripped him off.

 

[badmojo1006]

What kind of Rancid meat are you?

 

[Al Czervik]

What kind of Rancid meat are you?

 

[Disco Stu]

What kind of Rancid meat are you?

I snapped this photo last night when you barfed up nachos and peppermint schnapps into that hooker's eyes! ROFL

 

[SlaX]

Ok. I've seen several women posting status updates like "On the bar", "On the steps", etc. today. Does anyone know the code this time?

 

[McJose]

Ok. I've seen several women posting status updates like "On the bar", "On the steps", etc. today. Does anyone know the code this time?

I have no idea but these aren't even remotely cute.

 

[SlaX]

Ok. I've seen several women posting status updates like "On the bar", "On the steps", etc. today. Does anyone know the code this time?

I have no idea but these aren't even remotely cute.

They've certainly jumped the shark.

 

[FairWarning]

I actually broke down and joined. Not sure if its good or bad.