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SlaX said:
FairWarning said:
I actually broke down and joined. Not sure if its good or bad.
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It can be a mixture of both. I've met up with several of my best friends that I've lost track of over the years. But you really get to find out who to avoid also.
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pretty much my feelings too. i really liked it at first and friended a lot of people. i just went through and dropped about 1/4 of my 'friends.' some were just friends of friends and some were annoying posters (studs and duds). i don't find myself posting on it very much at all.
 
This chick I used to want in High School added me. I was thinking the usual, but boy has she changed. She was hot, partied quite a bit, and drove a baja bug (gotta love it). Anyway, she's found God now, and her updates are over-the-top with it. This one cracked me up:

"They pulled a survivor out of the rubble today in Haiti. He was trapped underground in a collapsed market, and had access to cookies, soda and beer. Praise God!"

 
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll said:
This chick I used to want in High School added me. I was thinking the usual, but boy has she changed. She was hot, partied quite a bit, and drove a baja bug (gotta love it). Anyway, she's found God now, and her updates are over-the-top with it. This one cracked me up: "They pulled a survivor out of the rubble today in Haiti. He was trapped underground in a collapsed market, and had access to cookies, soda and beer. Praise God!"
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There's a guy I've known for almost 25 years. I haven't seen him in about 3-4 years though. He sent me a request so I checked his profile. He's got more references to Jesus on his profile than all 4 gospels combined. Pretty much a complete 180 from what he was like before.
 
Today I will be posting posing as a 14 year old girl. Enjoy.

So like I'm all, "As if" and he's like, "Cha."

My mom bought me the four book Twilight box set for my birthday, and stuff. And now I own the DVD, and junk. Team Jacob!

omg nick joe and kevin are soooooooooooo cute

Okay, so Bella Swan moves to a tiny little depressing rainy town and won't shut up about it. There she meets a mysterious boy who turns out to be a 100+ year-old vampire who literally sparkles "like diamonds" in direct sunlight and reads minds (but not hers), and after three hundred pages of Bella wondering why he's so... mean to her and why he's so weird and why he's not being mean to her anymore.

And then Austin was all like chatting with Hayden and like Hayden was all like giggly and junk. And then in comes Ashley and Ashley totally dissed Hayden and Austin left and stuff.
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McJose said:
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll said:
This chick I used to want in High School added me. I was thinking the usual, but boy has she changed. She was hot, partied quite a bit, and drove a baja bug (gotta love it). Anyway, she's found God now, and her updates are over-the-top with it. This one cracked me up: "They pulled a survivor out of the rubble today in Haiti. He was trapped underground in a collapsed market, and had access to cookies, soda and beer. Praise God!"
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There's a guy I've known for almost 25 years. I haven't seen him in about 3-4 years though. He sent me a request so I checked his profile. He's got more references to Jesus on his profile than all 4 gospels combined. Pretty much a complete 180 from what he was like before.
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The very first girl I french kissed, a gorgeous slutty gal named "Carol" who probably kissed every boy in junior high before I got to taste her tonsils, has also found god. One day, I used a cuss word, the one that takes god's name in vain. She scolded me on my facebook page for doing so. 20 years ago, she was de-virginizing boys so fast her parents sent her away to boarding school. Today, she chastises people for saying 'gawd dam'. Funny world.
 
General Malaise said:
McJose said:
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll said:
This chick I used to want in High School added me. I was thinking the usual, but boy has she changed. She was hot, partied quite a bit, and drove a baja bug (gotta love it). Anyway, she's found God now, and her updates are over-the-top with it. This one cracked me up:

"They pulled a survivor out of the rubble today in Haiti. He was trapped underground in a collapsed market, and had access to cookies, soda and beer. Praise God!"
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There's a guy I've known for almost 25 years. I haven't seen him in about 3-4 years though. He sent me a request so I checked his profile. He's got more references to Jesus on his profile than all 4 gospels combined. Pretty much a complete 180 from what he was like before.
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The very first girl I french kissed, a gorgeous slutty gal named "Carol" who probably kissed every boy in junior high before I got to taste her tonsils, has also found god. One day, I used a cuss word, the one that takes god's name in vain. She scolded me on my facebook page for doing so. 20 years ago, she was de-virginizing boys so fast her parents sent her away to boarding school. Today, she chastises people for saying 'gawd dam'. Funny world.
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You should just respond by making the bolded your status update. I'd click the "Likes" button. :thumbup:
 
That Little Voice said:
General Malaise said:
McJose said:
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll said:
This chick I used to want in High School added me. I was thinking the usual, but boy has she changed. She was hot, partied quite a bit, and drove a baja bug (gotta love it). Anyway, she's found God now, and her updates are over-the-top with it. This one cracked me up:

"They pulled a survivor out of the rubble today in Haiti. He was trapped underground in a collapsed market, and had access to cookies, soda and beer. Praise God!"
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There's a guy I've known for almost 25 years. I haven't seen him in about 3-4 years though. He sent me a request so I checked his profile. He's got more references to Jesus on his profile than all 4 gospels combined. Pretty much a complete 180 from what he was like before.
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The very first girl I french kissed, a gorgeous slutty gal named "Carol" who probably kissed every boy in junior high before I got to taste her tonsils, has also found god. One day, I used a cuss word, the one that takes god's name in vain. She scolded me on my facebook page for doing so. 20 years ago, she was de-virginizing boys so fast her parents sent her away to boarding school. Today, she chastises people for saying 'gawd dam'. Funny world.
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You should just respond by making the bolded your status update. I'd click the "Likes" button. :shrug:
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She's still pretty hot and I'd like to keep that avenue open until I die, thanks.
 
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll said:
This chick I used to want in High School added me. I was thinking the usual, but boy has she changed. She was hot, partied quite a bit, and drove a baja bug (gotta love it). Anyway, she's found God now, and her updates are over-the-top with it. This one cracked me up: "They pulled a survivor out of the rubble today in Haiti. He was trapped underground in a collapsed market, and had access to cookies, soda and beer. Praise God!"
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Are we still friends?
 
urbanhack said:
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll said:
This chick I used to want in High School added me. I was thinking the usual, but boy has she changed. She was hot, partied quite a bit, and drove a baja bug (gotta love it). Anyway, she's found God now, and her updates are over-the-top with it. This one cracked me up: "They pulled a survivor out of the rubble today in Haiti. He was trapped underground in a collapsed market, and had access to cookies, soda and beer. Praise God!"
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Are we still friends?
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:lol:
General Malaise said:
Can't believe Sonny Lubick is not my facebook friend.
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Don't have any FBGFBs, bud. :lol:
 
General Malaise said:
McJose said:
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll said:
This chick I used to want in High School added me. I was thinking the usual, but boy has she changed. She was hot, partied quite a bit, and drove a baja bug (gotta love it). Anyway, she's found God now, and her updates are over-the-top with it. This one cracked me up: "They pulled a survivor out of the rubble today in Haiti. He was trapped underground in a collapsed market, and had access to cookies, soda and beer. Praise God!"
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There's a guy I've known for almost 25 years. I haven't seen him in about 3-4 years though. He sent me a request so I checked his profile. He's got more references to Jesus on his profile than all 4 gospels combined. Pretty much a complete 180 from what he was like before.
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The very first girl I french kissed, a gorgeous slutty gal named "Carol" who probably kissed every boy in junior high before I got to taste her tonsils, has also found god. One day, I used a cuss word, the one that takes god's name in vain. She scolded me on my facebook page for doing so. 20 years ago, she was de-virginizing boys so fast her parents sent her away to boarding school. Today, she chastises people for saying 'gawd dam'. Funny world.
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:hifive: I have now looked through her stuff, which led me to a whole lot of guys that are also slobbering newborns. It's uncanny how many of the guys were "trouble" in high school. Tough guys, jocks, big-time partiers, dealers, etc. Most of them got laid a lot. Not just one class either, it's across a range of classes. I could see a few of them just using the God-angle now for some tail, but most really are into it.The other thing they all have in common is that they're die-hard Republicans. It's funny how they find some obvious Obama/liberal slam of the day, post it, and have the others all come in to applaud and pile on -- like it's so brilliant, they should run for President. :goodposting: They all get excited and have this Facebook, right-wing, God orgy...for everyone to see. Silly humans.
 
With the new homepage, has anyone figured out how to get back to only seeing status updates?? I don't need to know that so and so is now friends with so and so, or that my cousin commented on some random persons update.

 
UOFI_316 said:
With the new homepage, has anyone figured out how to get back to only seeing status updates?? I don't need to know that so and so is now friends with so and so, or that my cousin commented on some random persons update.
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this. and quickly.
 
UOFI_316 said:
With the new homepage, has anyone figured out how to get back to only seeing status updates?? I don't need to know that so and so is now friends with so and so, or that my cousin commented on some random persons update.
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Click on Friends, then you have an option for Recently Updated, Status Updates, and your lists.
 
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll said:
General Malaise said:
McJose said:
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll said:
This chick I used to want in High School added me. I was thinking the usual, but boy has she changed. She was hot, partied quite a bit, and drove a baja bug (gotta love it). Anyway, she's found God now, and her updates are over-the-top with it. This one cracked me up: "They pulled a survivor out of the rubble today in Haiti. He was trapped underground in a collapsed market, and had access to cookies, soda and beer. Praise God!"
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There's a guy I've known for almost 25 years. I haven't seen him in about 3-4 years though. He sent me a request so I checked his profile. He's got more references to Jesus on his profile than all 4 gospels combined. Pretty much a complete 180 from what he was like before.
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The very first girl I french kissed, a gorgeous slutty gal named "Carol" who probably kissed every boy in junior high before I got to taste her tonsils, has also found god. One day, I used a cuss word, the one that takes god's name in vain. She scolded me on my facebook page for doing so. 20 years ago, she was de-virginizing boys so fast her parents sent her away to boarding school. Today, she chastises people for saying 'gawd dam'. Funny world.
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:bag: I have now looked through her stuff, which led me to a whole lot of guys that are also slobbering newborns. It's uncanny how many of the guys were "trouble" in high school. Tough guys, jocks, big-time partiers, dealers, etc. Most of them got laid a lot. Not just one class either, it's across a range of classes. I could see a few of them just using the God-angle now for some tail, but most really are into it.The other thing they all have in common is that they're die-hard Republicans. It's funny how they find some obvious Obama/liberal slam of the day, post it, and have the others all come in to applaud and pile on -- like it's so brilliant, they should run for President. :goodposting: They all get excited and have this Facebook, right-wing, God orgy...for everyone to see. Silly humans.
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Carol and her twin sister Catherine 'de-friended' me on facebook. Too many swear words and references to gambling. :bag:Hope those two slutmonkeys get retroactive STDs.
 
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Al Czervik said:
Please tell me this app does not work. It will ruin the best thing about FB. :popcorn:

See Who's Spying on Your Profile
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Count me as another that hopes that nothing will really reveal who's viewing your profile. I don't care who looks at mine. I have most of the sensitive material blocked to everyone but my real friends and family. If I don't want them looking at it, I'd either block them too or not have it in my profile at all.
 
While I'm here- is there a way to surf FB in stealth mode? Sometimes I reeeally don't want to take part in those pop-up chats...

TIA

 
glock said:
While I'm here- is there a way to surf FB in stealth mode? Sometimes I reeeally don't want to take part in those pop-up chats... TIA
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Just click on the chat area in the lower right, click options and then "Go Offline". I never keep it on.
 
glock said:
While I'm here- is there a way to surf FB in stealth mode? Sometimes I reeeally don't want to take part in those pop-up chats... TIA
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There are switches to make yourself appear offline to the lists you may have. If you're only trying to hide from one or more people, place them in a list and turn it off for that list.
 
Okay- someone posted a class picture and everyone went ballistic tagging it. How does one remove incorrect tags- specifically, those in black with no "remove" option next to their name and not Facebook members?

TIA

<Emily Litella voice>Nevermiiind...</Emily Litella voice> :goodposting:

 
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Made a huge Facebook blunder last week.

A few of my old buddies were over and we were going through Facebook. I pulled up a girl I used to date/do and was checking out her Facebook page. I click on her husband from her page..the guy is a complete jealous tool..the guy fronted me off at a reunion 5 years ago because I was talking to his wife and they ended up in a huge argument and leaving.

When I go to click off the page I accidently hit the add as a friend to his page. :bag:

 
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