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do you fart or poop in front of your woman? (6 Viewers)

I have a trick where I can change the volume and pitch by pulling my asscheeks apart during the fart. Wife absolutely loves when I do that.

 
The real question should be how long you waited before farting or pooping in front of her. 

I farted on our first date, in her room.  

Didn't poop in front of her for a few months when she was in the shower and I had to go.   You know it's love when she stays with you after stinking up her shower. 

 
I like to wait until my wife is in the bathroom doing her makeup to go in and drop a deuce. She's always telling me "don't break the seal!" She forgets about how there's this gap UNDER the seat. :lol:  

 
FUBAR said:
The real question should be how long you waited before farting or pooping in front of her. 

I farted on our first date, in her room.  

Didn't poop in front of her for a few months when she was in the shower and I had to go.   You know it's love when she stays with you after stinking up her shower. 
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Poop thing doesnt apply as we both have our own bathrooms but farting took a long time 8, 10 years.  

 
I trained my dog to stop crapping on the lawn by having her watch me do it in the mulched area along the fence. Neighbors gave me some weird looks but it worked!

 
Crap, no. Don't think I've ever done that. I am, however, typing this post while crapping  

Farting is relatively new and I try not to celebrate it. Definitely never did it until marriage (so about two years). However, I'm one of the few who don't find farts funny. 

 
The former? Dozens of times per day.

The latter? None that I recall and I hope it stays that way forever. 

 
I have the "fart in front of your wife whenever you want" card.

Main reason being my wife farts more than basically anyone on this planet, and she knows it.  Very large, loud farts.  Our kids even make fun of her.  It probably doesn't help that she holds it in public places but let's em rip when we get home.  I can hear her let one go every morning with my head under the shower and she's in the other room with her ### still buried under the blankets. 

I know, I know :useless:

 
Yeah

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Misread thread title, thought it said 'on', answer still yes

 
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I try not to fart in front of her.  In front of our kids, yes

I don't poop in front of her.  I lock the door, so no kids either.  It used to be so I could drop in deuce in private.  Now, it's so I can play a game on my phone.

 
You people who poop in front of anybody are savages. I never have, never will. And I sure as hell dont wanna be a spectator/passerby or even be present in the same room when someone else is doing it unless theres a partition (i.e. a stall in a public restroom)

 
Wingnut said:
You people who poop in front of anybody are savages. I never have, never will. And I sure as hell dont wanna be a spectator/passerby or even be present in the same room when someone else is doing it unless theres a partition (i.e. a stall in a public restroom)
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oh look it's mr. high and mighty who isn't a social dumper.

So you wouldn't have a conversation with a buddy whilst taking a dump live in person,  won't do a phone or video chat while on the can, eh?   You think you're better than me?

 
Wingnut said:
You people who poop in front of anybody are savages. I never have, never will. And I sure as hell dont wanna be a spectator/passerby or even be present in the same room when someone else is doing it unless theres a partition (i.e. a stall in a public restroom)
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Dentist said:
oh look it's mr. high and mighty who isn't a social dumper.

So you wouldn't have a conversation with a buddy whilst taking a dump live in person,  won't do a phone or video chat while on the can, eh?   You think you're better than me?
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lol Ill take a dump in a stall, but nobodys getting through any door in a residential bathroom while Im dropping a deuce, and no face time/skype either, Im too busy focusing on the task at hand.

So yes, I guess I DO think Im better than you, pal. :boxing:

 
Dentist said:
oh look it's mr. high and mighty who isn't a social dumper.

So you wouldn't have a conversation with a buddy whilst taking a dump live in person,  won't do a phone or video chat while on the can, eh?   You think you're better than me?
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To be fair, you're not exactly a shining symbol of dump etiquette. 

 
Buttonhook said:
I have the "fart in front of your wife whenever you want" card.

Main reason being my wife farts more than basically anyone on this planet, and she knows it.  Very large, loud farts.  Our kids even make fun of her.  It probably doesn't help that she holds it in public places but let's em rip when we get home.  I can hear her let one go every morning with my head under the shower and she's in the other room with her ### still buried under the blankets. 

I know, I know :useless:
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Gross. 

 
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