What's Normal? - Do you fart in front of your significant other? (1 Viewer)

[Keerock]

Do you fart in front of your significant other?

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[Keerock]

I do not. She doesn't appreciate them like I do

 

[arrow1]

This should be a landslide

 

[ChiefD]

Farts are meant to be shared with the world.

As God intended.

 

[wlwiles]

Better to burp and taste it, than fart and waste it.

If I know it's going to be particularly foul then I'll try and stifle it or leave the room, but normally it's let 'er rip around my house

 

[Al Czervik]

I assume you mean out loud, which of course. Farts are funny.

Would be curious as to the percent of wives who join in on the fun.

 

[Snoopy]

N/A - no significant other.

 

[urbanhack]

:OTIS:

@Otis

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Bombs away

 

[Angry Beavers]

Do I? I even announce what is about to happen so we can enjoy the moment together - the exception being in the car when no one want to sit with that stench hanging around.

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Better to burp and taste it, than fart and waste it.

Never heard that one before. Going into my rotation.

 

[Navin Johnson]

usually blame it on the cat

 

[-OZ-]

I do. Wife does. Kids do.

We’re quite gassy.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Let Em rip! The hard part is adjusting to when her friends are over.

 

[belljr]

Of course.....I'm not some weirdo

 

[Da Guru]

Break the farting barrier!

 

[Beef Ravioli Part 2]

I do periodically so I voted yes, but it’s not all the time.

I hate it when she does (which I can count on one hand of the times I know she did in 30+ years of knowing each other) as it is a huge turn off for me. I know I’m inconsistent in this but I hate it and she knows it.

 

[Poke_4_Life]

Of course, as God intended. Wife tries not to for some reason, which I find endearing.

 

[Poke_4_Life]

Btw, the recovery room in the colonoscopy centers is kinda hilarious.

For those that don't know, they usually want you to rip before leaving. And there's air involved in the procedure, so it's not normally a problem. It can sound pretty funny hearing folks ripping *** all over when they are already stoned from their procedures.

 

[3C's]

Way back when when we were "kids" and had been dating a little while we were in her bedroom and I was trying to keep the "air" in but the longer I tried the worse it got. Finally let it rip and it lasted for what felt like 30 seconds. She knew I was the one right then.

 

[PIK95]

No, I have class. We have been together for over thirty years, and it only has happened by accident. And I still will run away.

 

[Eephus]

I once lit a fart for her while I was courting the future Mrs. Eephus back in the early 80s, She wasn't a camper and doesn't have brothers so she'd never heard of the phenomenon before. She was duly impressed and we're still together.

 

[the moops]

No, I have class. We have been together for over thirty years, and it only has happened by accident. And I still will run away.

This is bonkers

 

[1320kid]

I once lit a fart for her while I was courting the future Mrs. Eephus back in the early 80s, She wasn't a camper and doesn't have brothers so she'd never heard of the phenomenon before. She was duly impressed and we're still together.

Up until 2 years ago I thought this was folklore. My wife's coworder assured me it was not, and a few hours later at the ski cabin showed me the proof. Amazing.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

How else do you know if your relationship can go/has gone to the next level?

 

[PIK95]

No, I have class. We have been together for over thirty years, and it only has happened by accident. And I still will run away.

This is bonkers

I respect my ladies lungs. Now I suck in other ways, but at least I have this going for me.

 

[belljr]

in front of, next too, behind you name it

 

[Poke_4_Life]

No, I have class. We have been together for over thirty years, and it only has happened by accident. And I still will run away.

What about sex farts? I mean, it happens.

 

[zamboni]

No, I have class. We have been together for over thirty years, and it only has happened by accident. And I still will run away.

You’re pulling my leg finger.

 

[Northern Voice]

I do periodically so I voted yes, but it’s not all the time.

I hate it when she does (which I can count on one hand of the times I know she did in 30+ years of knowing each other) as it is a huge turn off for me. I know I’m inconsistent in this but I hate it and she knows it.

I would think someone with your username would be more adjusted to farts.

 

[Zow]

I wish there were three options:

1. Yes, and I do so intentionally and find it funny.
2. Yes, but not intentionally and will avoid it if I can.
3. Never.

I say this because my wife and I fall squarely in option 2. Neither of us tries to do it (and we aren't proud of it and usually say something like "sorry" or "excuse me") but we've been married for ten years where inevitably it has just occurred. So, under the poll, I had to answer "yes" but don't think that accurately tells the story.

 

[Zow]

I assume you mean out loud, which of course. Farts are funny.

Would be curious as to the percent of wives who join in on the fun.

This would be an interesting poll because, as somebody who doesn't think farts are at all funny, I know I'm in the minority on that but would like to see just how in the minority my position is.

 

[PIK95]

No, I have class. We have been together for over thirty years, and it only has happened by accident. And I still will run away.

What about sex farts? I mean, it happens.

Nope. It probably helps I was never super gassy I guess.

 

[Keerock]

I assume you mean out loud, which of course. Farts are funny.

Would be curious as to the percent of wives who join in on the fun.

This would be an interesting poll because, as somebody who doesn't think farts are at all funny, I know I'm in the minority on that but would like to see just how in the minority my position is.

You are literally the only one.

 

[Zow]

I assume you mean out loud, which of course. Farts are funny.

Would be curious as to the percent of wives who join in on the fun.

This would be an interesting poll because, as somebody who doesn't think farts are at all funny, I know I'm in the minority on that but would like to see just how in the minority my position is.

You are literally the only one.

I always assumed that, but would love to have such assumption confirmed by scientific data.

 

[massraider]

What about sex farts? I mean, it happens.

If you doin it right.

Nope. It probably helps I was never super gassy I guess.

Oh hey, sorry.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I assume you mean out loud, which of course. Farts are funny.

Would be curious as to the percent of wives who join in on the fun.

This would be an interesting poll because, as somebody who doesn't think farts are at all funny, I know I'm in the minority on that but would like to see just how in the minority my position is.

if you think farts are not funny then you're doing them wrong... Nothing like a little crop dusting as you walk by a gb on a green to mess with his mental state before a big putt

 

[zamboni]

I assume you mean out loud, which of course. Farts are funny.

Would be curious as to the percent of wives who join in on the fun.

This would be an interesting poll because, as somebody who doesn't think farts are at all funny, I know I'm in the minority on that but would like to see just how in the minority my position is.

I think that position support may vanish like a fart in the wind.

 

[fruity pebbles]

My ex wife had a friend from high school who she’d make me visit on occasion. Her and her husband would rip farts next to each other all evening, both laughing uncontrollably……….I thought they both were disgusting.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Mine comes with a little dance.

 

[Bozeman Bruiser]

My ex wife had a friend from high school who she’d make me visit on occasion. Her and her husband would rip farts next to each other all evening, both laughing uncontrollably……….I thought they both were disgusting.

Were they Canadian?

 

[AAABatteries]

My ex wife had a friend from high school who she’d make me visit on occasion. Her and her husband would rip farts next to each other all evening, both laughing uncontrollably……….I thought they both were disgusting.

Farting in front of your SO <> farting in front of everyone else.

I can't imagine having to hide farts from my wife. I mean, I'm not going and farting in her face or anything but if I have to fart I'm not getting up and leaving the bedroom. Seems really stupid.

 

[fruity pebbles]

My ex wife had a friend from high school who she’d make me visit on occasion. Her and her husband would rip farts next to each other all evening, both laughing uncontrollably……….I thought they both were disgusting.

Were they Canadian?

She was

 

[brun]

Best part of farting with your SO is doing a Dutch Oven.

 

[Tom Servo]

No, I have class. We have been together for over thirty years, and it only has happened by accident. And I still will run away.

What about sex farts? I mean, it happens.

That’s the only time my wife has farted in front of me. Me, OTOH…

 

[Zow]

Best part of farting with your SO is doing a Dutch Oven.

I don't get this at all. I once watched my college buddy, who is now like a literal brain surgeon or something, do this to his poor girlfriend (now wife) and laugh uncontrollably and I stood there dumbfounded.

I don't get it.

 

[Jayrod]

I don't force it, but I don't just sit there all uncomfortable like either. If needed, yes.

My wife thinks they are hilarious. Me not so much.

 

[Schmeabs]

Of course. I also will fart in public from time to time. Usually on vacation walking past some random person.

 

[ChiefD]

I’m starting to question whether some of you guys have actually farted before.

 

[rustycolts]

I always like the old Dutch Oven move.

Dutch Oven

Never fails to make me giggle!

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