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Do you have a neck tattoo? (1 Viewer)

You got neck ink, bro?

  • Yeah

    Votes: 11 4.1%
  • Hell Yeah

    Votes: 17 6.3%
  • No, I'm not a total and complete moronosaurus

    Votes: 240 89.6%

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Is there a better way to throw an anchor around the neck of your financial future and ensure that you'll remain in the bottom tax bracket forever? I'm having a hard time coming up with one. Face tattoo maybe.

 
Is there a better way to throw an anchor around the neck of your financial future and ensure that you'll remain in the bottom tax bracket forever? I'm having a hard time coming up with one. Face tattoo maybe.
I was going to say "Meth" but addicts recover, sometimes. You don't really recover from a neck tat.
 
I have a fair share of tats but i will never ink my face , neck or hands...total thug move . The only people who can get away with this are tattoo artists themselves

 
I have one on the back of my neck but you can't see it if I wear a buttoned up shirt with a collar. I'd never get anything that can't be easily covered for a job interview or a court date.

 
Got a friend of a friend that has a Terrel Owens Dallas Cowboys #81 montage on his neck.

One of the most idiotic things I have ever seen in my life.

 
'headcrack said:
I have one on the back of my neck but you can't see it if I wear a buttoned up shirt with a collar. I'd never get anything that can't be easily covered for a job interview or a court date.
Co-worker has '69' on the back of her neck. She has short hair. You can see it real good.
 
Is there a better way to throw an anchor around the neck of your financial future and ensure that you'll remain in the bottom tax bracket forever? I'm having a hard time coming up with one. Face tattoo maybe.
Keep on judging, bro...
 
'headcrack said:
I have one on the back of my neck but you can't see it if I wear a buttoned up shirt with a collar. I'd never get anything that can't be easily covered for a job interview or a court date.
Co-worker has '69' on the back of her neck. She has short hair. You can see it real good.
That's an ironic tatoo for the back of the neck.
 
Have you ever noticed the number of women who work at convenience stores that have tattoos on their hand? It must be a job requirement.

I love tattoos on women, but I draw the line at side of neck, face and hands. I would be cool with every other inch being covered.

 
Is there a better way to throw an anchor around the neck of your financial future and ensure that you'll remain in the bottom tax bracket forever? I'm having a hard time coming up with one. Face tattoo maybe.
:thumbup:I try really hard to consider the less fortunate when taking stands on issues, but then I see things like this and I can't help but think that they truly deserve their lack of success. There are so many easy wins to be had to greatly increase your chances of financial independence in life and still so many people can't even manage those.
 
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I'm a wall street guy in the oil/gas business and have a neck tattoo and a sleeve....nothing that makeup can't cover for pitches.

 
I'm a wall street guy in the oil/gas business and have a neck tattoo and a sleeve....nothing that makeup can't cover for pitches.
Doesn't your neck makeup stain your wig?
:no: skin color/beige bandage tape stuff works for neck as it barely sticks out of collar. Point is that you can have ink and make in the corporate world you just have to play your hand accordingly and not show said ink when there's slow minded :nerd: that will judge you b/c of a personal :style: choice.
 
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Love tattoos, and I plan on getting more. But I think it's insane to get any ink that can't be covered up with a suit.

I wouldn't assume that all neck tattoo people are stupid - just that it's a stupid choice.

 
Is there a better way to throw an anchor around the neck of your financial future and ensure that you'll remain in the bottom tax bracket forever? I'm having a hard time coming up with one. Face tattoo maybe.
First place: wasn't my case, but watched a trial where the Defendant had devil horns tattooed on his head. Moron shaved his head the day before trial. Runner up: I "helped" a guy who had "#### you white boy" tattooed on his forehead above his eyebrows. Actually turned out to be a really nice guy and apparently it was false advertisement.

But after that it's a toss up between neck tattooes and those goofy giant earlobe ring things people are using. I give the edge to neck tattoo if it is those giant red lips that seem so popular now.

 
Love tattoos, and I plan on getting more. But I think it's insane to get any ink that can't be covered up with a suit.

I wouldn't assume that all neck tattoo people are stupid - just that it's a stupid choice.
agreed....people here that are getting their Romney panties in a wad are those who forget that a Paul Smith collared shirt and proper bespoke tailoring in a suit will often hide lower neck tattoos and if anything sticks out, skin colored tape/adhesive bandage will suffice. I'm not wearing t shirts when I'm working at a front office job at a bulge bracket investment bank.
 
Is there a better way to throw an anchor around the neck of your financial future and ensure that you'll remain in the bottom tax bracket forever? I'm having a hard time coming up with one. Face tattoo maybe.
First place: wasn't my case, but watched a trial where the Defendant had devil horns tattooed on his head. Moron shaved his head the day before trial. Runner up: I "helped" a guy who had "#### you white boy" tattooed on his forehead above his eyebrows. Actually turned out to be a really nice guy and apparently it was false advertisement.

But after that it's a toss up between neck tattooes and those goofy giant earlobe ring things people are using. I give the edge to neck tattoo if it is those giant red lips that seem so popular now.
Plastic surgeons are going to make a killing correcting these in a few years.
 
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Love tattoos, and I plan on getting more. But I think it's insane to get any ink that can't be covered up with a suit.

I wouldn't assume that all neck tattoo people are stupid - just that it's a stupid choice.
agreed....people here that are getting their Romney panties in a wad are those who forget that a Paul Smith collared shirt and proper bespoke tailoring in a suit will often hide lower neck tattoos and if anything sticks out, skin colored tape/adhesive bandage will suffice. I'm not wearing t shirts when I'm working at a front office job at a bulge bracket investment bank.
I'm all for asserting your own personality. More power to you. Just don't make the mistake of permanently branding yourself as a loser.

 
Love tattoos, and I plan on getting more. But I think it's insane to get any ink that can't be covered up with a suit.

I wouldn't assume that all neck tattoo people are stupid - just that it's a stupid choice.
agreed....people here that are getting their Romney panties in a wad are those who forget that a Paul Smith collared shirt and proper bespoke tailoring in a suit will often hide lower neck tattoos and if anything sticks out, skin colored tape/adhesive bandage will suffice. I'm not wearing t shirts when I'm working at a front office job at a bulge bracket investment bank.
I'm all for asserting your own personality. More power to you. Just don't make the mistake of permanently branding yourself as a loser.
yeah, in creative fields which I'm also involved in on the side they also garner me street cred/additional revenue...gotta work the angles
 
I'm a wall street guy in the oil/gas business and have a neck tattoo and a sleeve....nothing that makeup can't cover for pitches.
Doesn't your neck makeup stain your wig?
:no: skin color/beige bandage tape stuff works for neck as it barely sticks out of collar. Point is that you can have ink and make in the corporate world you just have to play your hand accordingly and not show said ink when there's slow minded :nerd: that will judge you b/c of a personal :style: choice.
Hi Major,Call me hooked. :fishing: or are you serious? If serious, can you describe the tattoos more specifically? Better would be pics. J
 
'headcrack said:
I have one on the back of my neck but you can't see it if I wear a buttoned up shirt with a collar. I'd never get anything that can't be easily covered for a job interview or a court date.
This kind of reinforces the stereotype.I wouldn't get a neck tattoo, but standing in front of a judge or jury wouldn't be a factor.

 
Love tattoos, and I plan on getting more. But I think it's insane to get any ink that can't be covered up with a suit.

I wouldn't assume that all neck tattoo people are stupid - just that it's a stupid choice.
agreed....people here that are getting their Romney panties in a wad are those who forget that a Paul Smith collared shirt and proper bespoke tailoring in a suit will often hide lower neck tattoos and if anything sticks out, skin colored tape/adhesive bandage will suffice. I'm not wearing t shirts when I'm working at a front office job at a bulge bracket investment bank.
I'm all for asserting your own personality. More power to you. Just don't make the mistake of permanently branding yourself as a loser.
yeah, in creative fields which I'm also involved in on the side they also garner me street cred/additional revenue...gotta work the angles
Yeah, I'm in the creative field, too (LOOK AT ME!). So tats would rarely hurt my career. Still, I have certain clients I'd never want to see my tats.
 
Is there anything worse than the boob tat? And why is it always a name or initials in some blurry script that looks like it was done in the rec room at Pelican Bay?

 
Love tattoos, and I plan on getting more. But I think it's insane to get any ink that can't be covered up with a suit.

I wouldn't assume that all neck tattoo people are stupid - just that it's a stupid choice.
agreed....people here that are getting their Romney panties in a wad are those who forget that a Paul Smith collared shirt and proper bespoke tailoring in a suit will often hide lower neck tattoos and if anything sticks out, skin colored tape/adhesive bandage will suffice. I'm not wearing t shirts when I'm working at a front office job at a bulge bracket investment bank.
I'm all for asserting your own personality. More power to you. Just don't make the mistake of permanently branding yourself as a loser.
yeah, in creative fields which I'm also involved in on the side they also garner me street cred/additional revenue...gotta work the angles
Yeah, I'm in the creative field, too (LOOK AT ME!). So tats would rarely hurt my career. Still, I have certain clients I'd never want to see my tats.
Same here. You think when I'm dealing with old boy oil/gas network in Houston, I'm showing ink? :no:
 
I'm a wall street guy in the oil/gas business and have a neck tattoo and a sleeve....nothing that makeup can't cover for pitches.
Doesn't your neck makeup stain your wig?
:no: skin color/beige bandage tape stuff works for neck as it barely sticks out of collar. Point is that you can have ink and make in the corporate world you just have to play your hand accordingly and not show said ink when there's slow minded :nerd: that will judge you b/c of a personal :style: choice.
Hi Major,Call me hooked. :fishing: or are you serious? If serious, can you describe the tattoos more specifically? Better would be pics. J
nothing much just a cross on me neck....i don't really want to show any pics on here to keep my identity anonymous and retain my baller status in corporate circles. They don't want to work with a hip hop junkie that has ink.
 
I'm a wall street guy in the oil/gas business and have a neck tattoo and a sleeve....nothing that makeup can't cover for pitches.
Doesn't your neck makeup stain your wig?
:no: skin color/beige bandage tape stuff works for neck as it barely sticks out of collar. Point is that you can have ink and make in the corporate world you just have to play your hand accordingly and not show said ink when there's slow minded :nerd: that will judge you b/c of a personal :style: choice.
Hi Major,Call me hooked. :fishing: or are you serious? If serious, can you describe the tattoos more specifically? Better would be pics. J
nothing much just a cross on me neck....i don't really want to show any pics on here to keep my identity anonymous and retain my baller status in corporate circles. They don't want to work with a hip hop junkie that has ink.
Z-Ro and Slim Thug don't want to hang out with a pitch-book and comp sheet monkey either. Or do they?
 
Love tattoos, and I plan on getting more. But I think it's insane to get any ink that can't be covered up with a suit.

I wouldn't assume that all neck tattoo people are stupid - just that it's a stupid choice.
agreed....people here that are getting their Romney panties in a wad are those who forget that a Paul Smith collared shirt and proper bespoke tailoring in a suit will often hide lower neck tattoos and if anything sticks out, skin colored tape/adhesive bandage will suffice. I'm not wearing t shirts when I'm working at a front office job at a bulge bracket investment bank.
I'm all for asserting your own personality. More power to you. Just don't make the mistake of permanently branding yourself as a loser.
yeah, in creative fields which I'm also involved in on the side they also garner me street cred/additional revenue...gotta work the angles
Yeah, I'm in the creative field, too (LOOK AT ME!). So tats would rarely hurt my career. Still, I have certain clients I'd never want to see my tats.
Same here. You think when I'm dealing with old boy oil/gas network in Houston, I'm showing ink? :no:
Nope. I didn't even like explaining my atheist tattoo to my Mormon dentist last year :bag:

 
I'm a wall street guy in the oil/gas business and have a neck tattoo and a sleeve....nothing that makeup can't cover for pitches.
Doesn't your neck makeup stain your wig?
:no: skin color/beige bandage tape stuff works for neck as it barely sticks out of collar. Point is that you can have ink and make in the corporate world you just have to play your hand accordingly and not show said ink when there's slow minded :nerd: that will judge you b/c of a personal :style: choice.
Hi Major,Call me hooked. :fishing: or are you serious? If serious, can you describe the tattoos more specifically? Better would be pics. J
nothing much just a cross on me neck....i don't really want to show any pics on here to keep my identity anonymous and retain my baller status in corporate circles. They don't want to work with a hip hop junkie that has ink.
Z-Ro and Slim Thug don't want to hang out with a pitch-book and comp sheet monkey either. Or do they?
I'm more of a Devin The Dude guy :shrug:
 
'headcrack said:
I have one on the back of my neck but you can't see it if I wear a buttoned up shirt with a collar. I'd never get anything that can't be easily covered for a job interview or a court date.
This kind of reinforces the stereotype.I wouldn't get a neck tattoo, but standing in front of a judge or jury wouldn't be a factor.
:whoosh:

 
'headcrack said:
I have one on the back of my neck but you can't see it if I wear a buttoned up shirt with a collar. I'd never get anything that can't be easily covered for a job interview or a court date.
This kind of reinforces the stereotype.I wouldn't get a neck tattoo, but standing in front of a judge or jury wouldn't be a factor.
:whoosh:
:thumbup: Based on some of the other comments around the same time, I didn't pick up on it.

 

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