Dumb Tweets by Dumb Corporations: A Thread (1 Viewer)

[Dickie Dunn]

Does a tweet of a pic of a billboard count? 

 

[Capella]

https://twitter.com/tonyposnanski/status/1128747784297906176?s=21

 

 

[caustic]

https://twitter.com/tonyposnanski/status/1128747784297906176?s=21

 Incredible.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Nice work, Darren.

I know he's not technically a corporation, which I'm sure he's very distraught about.

 

[Ned]

I love this thread  

 

[Zow]

buried in that article

Curiously enough, Cruz once argued as Texas Solicitor General that sex toys weren’t a right.

“There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship,” Cruz’s legal team wrote in 2007.

wtf

Ha, I actually argued the opposite side in a court case once.  

 

[Tiger Fan]

dot

 

[nirad3]

dot

yup, good stuff here...

 

[rockaction]

Does a tweet of a pic of a billboard count? 

I know there's a wink-wink nudge-nudge thing going there. This is Worcester, after all. 

 

[Insein]

US Airways had a real lulu of one. I can't even really describe it without getting banned here, so you're going to have to use some detective work. It involved a photo of a model airplane.

Just researched. That's fn hilarious.

 

[Gr00vus]

Nice work, Darren.

I know he's not technically a corporation, which I'm sure he's very distraught about.

The comments are solid on that one too.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

The comments are solid on that one too.

I really enjoy watching him get lit up.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Just remember that corporate tweeters are people too.

 

[heckmanm]

US Airways had a real lulu of one. I can't even really describe it without getting banned here, so you're going to have to use some detective work. It involved a photo of a model airplane.

Flight plan filed into CLT

 

[Capella]

Here is the enterprise rent a car flag in the....presentation of colors 

https://twitter.com/famousceleb/status/1135277369588035584?s=21

[removes hat from head, places hand over heart]

 

[Capella]

Enterprise gonna get 10% off at applebee’s on veteran’s day  

 

[caustic]

Someone discovered a year-old Walmart tweet this morning, a bunch of people started sharing it, and Walmart quickly deleted it. Why did they move so quickly to delete it, you ask? https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1135913199448911876?s=21     

 

[Osaurus]

Someone discovered a year-old Walmart tweet this morning, a bunch of people started sharing it, and Walmart quickly deleted it. Why did they move so quickly to delete it, you ask? https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1135913199448911876?s=21     

Sam always was a foot man 

 

[shuke]

Someone discovered a year-old Walmart tweet this morning, a bunch of people started sharing it, and Walmart quickly deleted it. Why did they move so quickly to delete it, you ask? https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1135913199448911876?s=21     

I don't get it.

 

[Ignoramus]

I don't get it.

I think it's because she has six toes on each foot.

 

[shuke]

I think it's because she has six toes on each foot.

Made me look.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Support the troops.

 

[Mr Anonymous]

GE enjoys tormenting its customers

 

[Gawain]

We just hired a woman who worked at Adidas in Europe managing their social media blacklists. 

I really enjoyed giving her grief about Innocent Hitler

 

[Capella]

We just hired a woman who worked at Adidas in Europe managing their social media blacklists. 

I really enjoyed giving her grief about Innocent Hitler

Sweet Jesus 

 

[Capella]

https://twitter.com/online_shawn/status/773218388516667392?s=21

 

[[scooter]]

https://twitter.com/online_shawn/status/773218388516667392?s=21

"Oh come on, it's a clever reminder of a tragic event"