EAT-OFF (2 Viewers)

[Aussie Cowboy]

I haven't voted yet.

I knew I should have waited. I voted for Shuke after Day 1, but I'd now like to change that vote to GM. Shuke's been mailing it in for a couple of days.

 

[regularguy]

Oh I'm ready for you baby!

:headexplode:

 

[Paper Lions]

01/16/08

GM

shuke

01/17/08

GM

01/18/08

GM

shuke

01/25/08

GM

shuke

01/28/08

GM

01/29/08

shuke

GM

shuke 2

GM 2

GM 3

shuke 3

Random picture of TRE.

There are times I wonder why I spend time in the FFA at all, and then gold like this shows up.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I haven't voted yet.

I knew I should have waited. I voted for Shuke after Day 1, but I'd now like to change that vote to GM. Shuke's been mailing it in for a couple of days.

The Greats play through pain, distraction, disinterest, all the vicissitudes of mood.

 

[Early_10]

Oh I'm ready for you baby!

:headexplode:

The smilie mysteriously disappeared.

 

[boilerdave]

The Greats play through pain, distraction, disinterest, all the vicissitudes of mood.

That would be a good name for a rock band.

 

[Steelnation]

WTF is going on in here???

 

[redman]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

Dude, I called a truce yesterday, and you had to one up me with the pretzel sticks.

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

"I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant, and filled him with a terrible resolve." -Admiral Yamamoto after Pearl Harbor

 

[guest 54788]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

Dude, I called a truce yesterday, and you had to one up me with the pretzel sticks.

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

I've already looked at this pic about 5 times and yet every single time I see it, I giggle like a 5 year old that just farted.

 

[General Malaise]

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

My 3.5 year old son saw this pic and asked "Daddy, who's that?" As I tried to start to explain he blurts out "what's the matter with him?"

I haven't shown this thread to my kids. I don't want them to want a 'new daddy'.

 

[General Malaise]

GM

 

[General Malaise]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

Dude, I called a truce yesterday, and you had to one up me with the pretzel sticks.

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

I've already looked at this pic about 5 times and yet every single time I see it, I giggle like a 5 year old that just farted.

I'm kinda pissed because my fat hand is obscuring a handgun that I photo shopped (I actually used MS Paint) into Shuke's hand.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

HFS. This thread's awesome.

 

[General Malaise]

Let's close it down before somebody dies....

and I'm the champion.

 

[dickey moe]

I want to see something involving slathered gravy PRONTO.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Let's close it down before somebody dies....and I'm the champion.

Chicken.

 

[General Malaise]

Let's close it down before somebody dies....and I'm the champion.

Chicken.

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

 

[EYLive]

This thread really needs to be locked before it officially jumps the shark.

 

[General Malaise]

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

Coy is pickles schtick.Come on...you've seen the pics. The furrowed brow.....the furious expressions....the fastidious nature in which I can manhandle an entire burrito. I know what drives chicks wild.

 

[General Malaise]

This thread really needs to be locked before it officially jumps the shark.

This guy gets it.And has the best profile picture in the history of ever.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

Coy is pickles schtick.Come on...you've seen the pics. The furrowed brow.....the furious expressions....the fastidious nature in which I can manhandle an entire burrito. I know what drives chicks wild.

You look kinda scary in those pics.

 

[Early_10]

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

I told you he fantasizes about me.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

I told you he fantasizes about me.

Everybody does!

 

[The_Hoser]

Some day I hope to have enough FFA cred to take on Shuke and GM and whup 'em.

Four whole fried chickens and a Coke.

 

[General Malaise]

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

Coy is pickles schtick.Come on...you've seen the pics. The furrowed brow.....the furious expressions....the fastidious nature in which I can manhandle an entire burrito. I know what drives chicks wild.

You look kinda scary in those pics.

SERIOUS BUSINESS, LADIES.....SERIOUS. BIDNESS.

 

[Early_10]

I can manhandle an entire burrito. I know what drives chicks wild.

Oh please! We're friends with Flags.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

Coy is pickles schtick.Come on...you've seen the pics. The furrowed brow.....the furious expressions....the fastidious nature in which I can manhandle an entire burrito. I know what drives chicks wild.

You look kinda scary in those pics.

SERIOUS BUSINESS, LADIES.....SERIOUS. BIDNESS.

Your Asian boyfriend is the hot!

 

[Mrs. BSR]

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

Coy is pickles schtick.Come on...you've seen the pics. The furrowed brow.....the furious expressions....the fastidious nature in which I can manhandle an entire burrito. I know what drives chicks wild.

You look kinda scary in those pics.

SERIOUS BUSINESS, LADIES.....SERIOUS. BIDNESS.

Your Asian boyfriend is the hot!

I like how he's pretending to look away as GM takes the picture.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

Coy is pickles schtick.Come on...you've seen the pics. The furrowed brow.....the furious expressions....the fastidious nature in which I can manhandle an entire burrito. I know what drives chicks wild.

You look kinda scary in those pics.

SERIOUS BUSINESS, LADIES.....SERIOUS. BIDNESS.

Your Asian boyfriend is the hot!

I like how he's pretending to look away as GM takes the picture.

Being coy.Wait, so THAT'S Pickles?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

Coy is pickles schtick.Come on...you've seen the pics. The furrowed brow.....the furious expressions....the fastidious nature in which I can manhandle an entire burrito. I know what drives chicks wild.

You look kinda scary in those pics.

SERIOUS BUSINESS, LADIES.....SERIOUS. BIDNESS.

Your Asian boyfriend is the hot!

I like how he's pretending to look away as GM takes the picture.

Being coy.Wait, so THAT'S Pickles?

GM, are you seeing Pickles and never told us about it????

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Looks like Pickles is about to order from the menu. I thought GM is the one doing the eating!

GM, why didn't you tell us you were dating our own dear Mr. Pickles???? You suck. Then again, maybe that's why Pickles...nevermind.

 

[Mr.Pack]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

Dude, I called a truce yesterday, and you had to one up me with the pretzel sticks.

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

I've already looked at this pic about 5 times and yet every single time I see it, I giggle like a 5 year old that just farted.

The action figure does it for me.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

Coy is pickles schtick.Come on...you've seen the pics. The furrowed brow.....the furious expressions....the fastidious nature in which I can manhandle an entire burrito. I know what drives chicks wild.

You look kinda scary in those pics.

SELIOUS BUSINESS, RADIES.....SELIOUS. BIDNESS.

 

[mr. furley]

is that shuke in the background?

 

[redman]

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

Coy is pickles schtick.Come on...you've seen the pics. The furrowed brow.....the furious expressions....the fastidious nature in which I can manhandle an entire burrito. I know what drives chicks wild.

You look kinda scary in those pics.

SERIOUS BUSINESS, LADIES.....SERIOUS. BIDNESS.

Hey shuke, we found your ********.

 

[General Malaise]

here.

If I died, who would you secretly lust after? Come on, R.

Coy is pickles schtick.Come on...you've seen the pics. The furrowed brow.....the furious expressions....the fastidious nature in which I can manhandle an entire burrito. I know what drives chicks wild.

You look kinda scary in those pics.

SELIOUS BUSINESS, RADIES.....SELIOUS. BIDNESS.

I wrote about this cat here.

 

[Otis]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

 

[Thorn]

So I am working around the house this weekend. On one of the home channels I see "Sell This House." I double take on this guy and think - it's GM - the EAT-OFF champ!

 

[General Malaise]

***UPDATE***

GM has the flu. I have not had anything solid to eat in two days. I don't see that changing. Unless you guys want to see me furiously ingest a bowl of soup, I proclaim this thread over.

Rude, lock her up, GB.

 

[redman]

***UPDATE***GM has the flu. I have not had anything solid to eat in two days. I don't see that changing. Unless you guys want to see me furiously ingest a bowl of soup, I proclaim this thread over.Rude, lock her up, GB.

You are the Tiki Barber of championship contests.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Did shuke win this war of attrition, then? Who's the next challenger?

 

[urbanhack]

Who's the next challenger?

SACAMANO!

 

[Verbal Kint]

***UPDATE***GM has the flu. I have not had anything solid to eat in two days. I don't see that changing. Unless you guys want to see me furiously ingest a bowl of soup, I proclaim this thread over.Rude, lock her up, GB.

I for one would like to see you furiously ingest a bowl of soup.

 

[General Malaise]

***UPDATE***GM has the flu. I have not had anything solid to eat in two days. I don't see that changing. Unless you guys want to see me furiously ingest a bowl of soup, I proclaim this thread over.Rude, lock her up, GB.

You are the Tiki Barber of championship contests.

I *cough, gasp, wheeze* will.....be.......back!!! *COUGH HACK SPUTTER*

 

[EYLive]

LEAVE GM AND SHUKE ALONE!!!

ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT IS MORE MORE MORE!!!

 

[Jaysus]

I want more.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I, for one, do not want to see GM slurping and sucking on soupy noodles.

 

[Mr.Pack]

***UPDATE***GM has the flu. I have not had anything solid to eat in two days. I don't see that changing. Unless you guys want to see me furiously ingest a bowl of soup, I proclaim this thread over.Rude, lock her up, GB.

You are the Tiki Barber of championship contests.

I *cough, gasp, wheeze* will.....be.......back!!! *COUGH HACK SPUTTER*

I will pinch hit for you if needed GB.

 

[General Malaise]

Too sick to go on, good buddies....feel like I've let you all down.