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EAT-OFF (1 Viewer)

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  • GM

    Votes: 58 39.5%

  • shuke

    Votes: 89 60.5%
  • Total voters
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Ditkaless Wonders said:
General Malaise said:
bradyfan said:
General Malaise said:
General Malaise said:
I ordered a boring old ham sandwich with a house salad today.

Demoralized, I'm waiving the white flag.
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OR AM I????????????
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No ketchup?
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They aren't french fries. They are leftover pretzle sticks from christmas and I think one of them chipped a tooth.
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This is the moral equivalent of chopping off an ear for art and/or love. Bravo.
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Yes, I suffer for my craft.
 
As a lover of food, this is absolutely beautiful. Where do I get tickets for the LIVE EAT-A-MANIA event?

P.S. I haven't voted yet. Who wants it more?

 
yellowdog said:
As a lover of food, this is absolutely beautiful. Where do I get tickets for the LIVE EAT-A-MANIA event? P.S. I haven't voted yet. Who wants it more?
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Let the OP be your guide. Pics are all there except the recent ones.
 
yellowdog said:
As a lover of food, this is absolutely beautiful. Where do I get tickets for the LIVE EAT-A-MANIA event?

P.S. I haven't voted yet. Who wants it more?
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I've ruined a pair of pants with a pulled pork sandwich. I've dropped the contents of a Chipotle burrito all over signed documents that need to be over-nighted to a little outfit called The SEC, which does not stand for the Conference of Champions, LHUCKS. I've been questioned at work twice when spotted with a phone in one hand, a mouthful of food in the other and nothing even close to work related material on my monitors. I've photo shopped Shuke's head being eaten by me, despite the fact that I've never photo shopped a thing in my life. I've gained a pants size, lost any chance I ever had at ever landing a FBGal and have pretty much ruined my online perception of being a good looking man. Shuke ate lollipops and gave you crazy eyes from time to time. I gave you pure, unadulterated emotion and the kind of angry eating that shake small children in their boots. Who wants it more? Is that really what you're asking me here, who wants it more??? Son, I would detach my jaw and remove my teeth if that's what it took here. Who wants it more? You know the answer to that.

WINNING!!!O!!N!!!E!!!

 
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General Malaise said:
yellowdog said:
As a lover of food, this is absolutely beautiful. Where do I get tickets for the LIVE EAT-A-MANIA event?

P.S. I haven't voted yet. Who wants it more?
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I've ruined a pair of pants with a pulled pork sandwich. I've dropped the contents of a Chipotle burrito all over signed documents that need to be over-nighted to a little outfit called The SEC, which does not stand for the Conference of Champions, LHUCKS. I've been questioned at work twice when spotted with a phone in one hand, a mouthful of food in the other and nothing even close to work related material on my monitors. I've photo shopped Shuke's head being eaten by me, despite the fact that I've never photo shopped a thing in my life. I've gained a pants size, lost any chance I ever had at ever landing a FBGal and have pretty much ruined my online perception of being a good looking man. Shuke ate lollipops and gave you crazy eyes from time to time. I gave you pure, unadulterated emotion and the kind of angry eating that shake small children in their boots. Who wants it more? Is that really what you're asking me here, who wants it more??? Son, I would detach my jaw and remove my teeth if that's what it took here. Who wants it more? You know the answer to that.

WINNING!!!O!!N!!!E!!!
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LETS GO GET 'EMc'mon guys

 
General Malaise said:
yellowdog said:
As a lover of food, this is absolutely beautiful. Where do I get tickets for the LIVE EAT-A-MANIA event?

P.S. I haven't voted yet. Who wants it more?
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I've ruined a pair of pants with a pulled pork sandwich. I've dropped the contents of a Chipotle burrito all over signed documents that need to be over-nighted to a little outfit called The SEC, which does not stand for the Conference of Champions, LHUCKS. I've been questioned at work twice when spotted with a phone in one hand, a mouthful of food in the other and nothing even close to work related material on my monitors. I've photo shopped Shuke's head being eaten by me, despite the fact that I've never photo shopped a thing in my life. I've gained a pants size, lost any chance I ever had at ever landing a FBGal and have pretty much ruined my online perception of being a good looking man. Shuke ate lollipops and gave you crazy eyes from time to time. I gave you pure, unadulterated emotion and the kind of angry eating that shake small children in their boots. Who wants it more? Is that really what you're asking me here, who wants it more??? Son, I would detach my jaw and remove my teeth if that's what it took here. Who wants it more? You know the answer to that.

WINNING!!!O!!N!!!E!!!
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I have the urge to fight Persian invaders all of a sudden. :thumbup:
 
General Malaise said:
yellowdog said:
As a lover of food, this is absolutely beautiful. Where do I get tickets for the LIVE EAT-A-MANIA event?

P.S. I haven't voted yet. Who wants it more?
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I've ruined a pair of pants with a pulled pork sandwich. I've dropped the contents of a Chipotle burrito all over signed documents that need to be over-nighted to a little outfit called The SEC, which does not stand for the Conference of Champions, LHUCKS. I've been questioned at work twice when spotted with a phone in one hand, a mouthful of food in the other and nothing even close to work related material on my monitors. I've photo shopped Shuke's head being eaten by me, despite the fact that I've never photo shopped a thing in my life. I've gained a pants size, lost any chance I ever had at ever landing a FBGal and have pretty much ruined my online perception of being a good looking man. Shuke ate lollipops and gave you crazy eyes from time to time. I gave you pure, unadulterated emotion and the kind of angry eating that shake small children in their boots. Who wants it more? Is that really what you're asking me here, who wants it more??? Son, I would detach my jaw and remove my teeth if that's what it took here. Who wants it more? You know the answer to that.

WINNING!!!O!!N!!!E!!!
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:flagwave:ETA: sig updated

 
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yellowdog said:
General Malaise said:
yellowdog said:
As a lover of food, this is absolutely beautiful. Where do I get tickets for the LIVE EAT-A-MANIA event?

P.S. I haven't voted yet. Who wants it more?
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I've ruined a pair of pants with a pulled pork sandwich. I've dropped the contents of a Chipotle burrito all over signed documents that need to be over-nighted to a little outfit called The SEC, which does not stand for the Conference of Champions, LHUCKS. I've been questioned at work twice when spotted with a phone in one hand, a mouthful of food in the other and nothing even close to work related material on my monitors. I've photo shopped Shuke's head being eaten by me, despite the fact that I've never photo shopped a thing in my life. I've gained a pants size, lost any chance I ever had at ever landing a FBGal and have pretty much ruined my online perception of being a good looking man. Shuke ate lollipops and gave you crazy eyes from time to time. I gave you pure, unadulterated emotion and the kind of angry eating that shake small children in their boots. Who wants it more? Is that really what you're asking me here, who wants it more??? Son, I would detach my jaw and remove my teeth if that's what it took here. Who wants it more? You know the answer to that.

WINNING!!!O!!N!!!E!!!
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:flagwave:ETA: sig updated
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Good thing, there's a length requirement this year... you are safe
 
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The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

 
SoFresh&SoClean said:
yellowdog said:
General Malaise said:
yellowdog said:
As a lover of food, this is absolutely beautiful. Where do I get tickets for the LIVE EAT-A-MANIA event?

P.S. I haven't voted yet. Who wants it more?
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I've ruined a pair of pants with a pulled pork sandwich. I've dropped the contents of a Chipotle burrito all over signed documents that need to be over-nighted to a little outfit called The SEC, which does not stand for the Conference of Champions, LHUCKS. I've been questioned at work twice when spotted with a phone in one hand, a mouthful of food in the other and nothing even close to work related material on my monitors. I've photo shopped Shuke's head being eaten by me, despite the fact that I've never photo shopped a thing in my life. I've gained a pants size, lost any chance I ever had at ever landing a FBGal and have pretty much ruined my online perception of being a good looking man. Shuke ate lollipops and gave you crazy eyes from time to time. I gave you pure, unadulterated emotion and the kind of angry eating that shake small children in their boots. Who wants it more? Is that really what you're asking me here, who wants it more??? Son, I would detach my jaw and remove my teeth if that's what it took here. Who wants it more? You know the answer to that.

WINNING!!!O!!N!!!E!!!
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:flagwave:ETA: sig updated
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Good thing, there's a length requirement this year... you are safe
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You're right, it was too long. Better now?
 
General Malaise said:
yellowdog said:
As a lover of food, this is absolutely beautiful. Where do I get tickets for the LIVE EAT-A-MANIA event?

P.S. I haven't voted yet. Who wants it more?
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I've ruined a pair of pants with a pulled pork sandwich. I've dropped the contents of a Chipotle burrito all over signed documents that need to be over-nighted to a little outfit called The SEC, which does not stand for the Conference of Champions, LHUCKS. I've been questioned at work twice when spotted with a phone in one hand, a mouthful of food in the other and nothing even close to work related material on my monitors. I've photo shopped Shuke's head being eaten by me, despite the fact that I've never photo shopped a thing in my life. I've gained a pants size, lost any chance I ever had at ever landing a FBGal and have pretty much ruined my online perception of being a good looking man. Shuke ate lollipops and gave you crazy eyes from time to time. I gave you pure, unadulterated emotion and the kind of angry eating that shake small children in their boots. Who wants it more? Is that really what you're asking me here, who wants it more??? Son, I would detach my jaw and remove my teeth if that's what it took here. Who wants it more? You know the answer to that.

WINNING!!!O!!N!!!E!!!
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:shrug: :wall: :lmao: :lmao:

 
General Malaise said:
yellowdog said:
As a lover of food, this is absolutely beautiful. Where do I get tickets for the LIVE EAT-A-MANIA event?

P.S. I haven't voted yet. Who wants it more?
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I've ruined a pair of pants with a pulled pork sandwich. I've dropped the contents of a Chipotle burrito all over signed documents that need to be over-nighted to a little outfit called The SEC, which does not stand for the Conference of Champions, LHUCKS. I've been questioned at work twice when spotted with a phone in one hand, a mouthful of food in the other and nothing even close to work related material on my monitors. I've photo shopped Shuke's head being eaten by me, despite the fact that I've never photo shopped a thing in my life. I've gained a pants size, lost any chance I ever had at ever landing a FBGal and have pretty much ruined my online perception of being a good looking man. Shuke ate lollipops and gave you crazy eyes from time to time. I gave you pure, unadulterated emotion and the kind of angry eating that shake small children in their boots. Who wants it more? Is that really what you're asking me here, who wants it more??? Son, I would detach my jaw and remove my teeth if that's what it took here. Who wants it more? You know the answer to that.

WINNING!!!O!!N!!!E!!!
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GM is my hero!
 
DA RAIDERS said:
sweet jesus, this is ####### awesome!i once again offer to buy these fine warriors lunch whenever they'd like!
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Get them to PM you their work addresses, and order the food of your choice to be delivered. This competition needs donations. :goodposting:
 
redman said:
DA RAIDERS said:
sweet jesus, this is ####### awesome!

i once again offer to buy these fine warriors lunch whenever they'd like!
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Get them to PM you their work addresses, and order the food of your choice to be delivered. This competition needs donations. :thumbup:
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This might be decent shtick for this thread.I'll order you guys food, but you have to eat it. Deal?

 
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