EAT-OFF (1 Viewer)

[Mr.Pack]

As a lover of food, this is absolutely beautiful. Where do I get tickets for the LIVE EAT-A-MANIA event?

P.S. I haven't voted yet. Who wants it more?

I've ruined a pair of pants with a pulled pork sandwich. I've dropped the contents of a Chipotle burrito all over signed documents that need to be over-nighted to a little outfit called The SEC, which does not stand for the Conference of Champions, LHUCKS. I've been questioned at work twice when spotted with a phone in one hand, a mouthful of food in the other and nothing even close to work related material on my monitors. I've photo shopped Shuke's head being eaten by me, despite the fact that I've never photo shopped a thing in my life. I've gained a pants size, lost any chance I ever had at ever landing a FBGal and have pretty much ruined my online perception of being a good looking man. Shuke ate lollipops and gave you crazy eyes from time to time. I gave you pure, unadulterated emotion and the kind of angry eating that shake small children in their boots. Who wants it more? Is that really what you're asking me here, who wants it more??? Son, I would detach my jaw and remove my teeth if that's what it took here. Who wants it more? You know the answer to that.

WINNING!!!O!!N!!!E!!!

The champ!

 

[shuke]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

 

[Stoneys]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

This is the reason I voted for you

 

[General Malaise]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

 

[General Malaise]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

ETA: I like the angry expression you got working there. I personally prefer the wide eyed, baby doe look you normally wear, but it's flattering to see you're mixing in a little angry eating to capture some votes.Perhaps today I'll work on my Shukeface™

 

[mr. furley]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

is that a biscuit from KFC?? please say yes!

 

[shuke]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

is that a biscuit from KFC?? please say yes!

Glazed donut.

 

[shuke]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

shake it off shuke...it's just donut-envy

 

[CGRdrJoe]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

gb the powder images in the background

 

[mr. furley]

still haven't voted

 

[Mrs. BSR]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

 

[General Malaise]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

 

[phrozen]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

 

[shuke]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

Dude, I called a truce yesterday, and you had to one up me with the pretzel sticks.

 

[phrozen]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

Dude, I called a truce yesterday, and you had to one up me with the pretzel sticks.

you still have one up on him...unless he responds back to the glazed donut

 

[Chaka]

IS THIS THE END OF THE LINE FOR OUR INTREPID HEROES?

WILL GM AND SHUKE TRULY STAND BY A CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT?

HOW WILL THE FFA SURVIVE WITHOUT THIS THREAD OF EXTRAORDINARY MAGNITUDE?

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF THE EAT OFF!!!



Brought to you by Snacky Smores TM

 

[Mrs. BSR]

IS THIS THE END OF THE LINE FOR OUR INTREPID HEROES?

WILL GM AND SHUKE TRULY STAND BY A CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT?

HOW WILL THE FFA SURVIVE WITHOUT THIS THREAD OF EXTRAORDINARY MAGNITUDE?

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF THE EAT OFF!!!



Brought to you by Snacky Smores TM

 

[General Malaise]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

Dude, I called a truce yesterday, and you had to one up me with the pretzel sticks.

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

 

[Verbal Kint]

We need a shot of the 2 of them standing nose to nose, like Tyson and Holyfield, only with a Frisch's Big Boy wedged in between.

 

[shuke]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

Dude, I called a truce yesterday, and you had to one up me with the pretzel sticks.

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

Oh crap.I guess we're violating Stays Here now.

 

[General Malaise]

We need a shot of the 2 of them standing nose to nose, like Tyson and Holyfield, only with a Frisch's Big Boy wedged in between.

Not good enough???

 

[General Malaise]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

Dude, I called a truce yesterday, and you had to one up me with the pretzel sticks.

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

Oh crap.I guess we're violating Stays Here now.

What??? That's stays here? Somebody had that as an avatar over HERE here.You want me to delete?

 

[EYLive]

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

Oh, snap!! Will there ever be peace in the middle east?

Are either of you crazies getting food/restaturant endorsements out of this?

 

[Fullback Fro]

this is a BANANZA of goodness

 

[phrozen]

 

[Mrs. BSR]

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

You have nuts stored in those cheeks or what?

 

[shuke]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

Dude, I called a truce yesterday, and you had to one up me with the pretzel sticks.

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

Oh crap.I guess we're violating Stays Here now.

What??? That's stays here? Somebody had that as an avatar over HERE here.You want me to delete?

I was kidding, calm down.

 

[shuke]

Was it that on top of the wall? One of those Jesus action figures?

 

[General Malaise]

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

You have nuts stored in those cheeks or what?

It's an entire granola (sp?) bar stuffed in there perpindicular. I thought it would stand out more, but I guess I have some fat forking cheeks.Shuke > yes, that's action figure jesus with a life vest on in case he really can't walk on the water.

 

[General Malaise]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

Dude, I called a truce yesterday, and you had to one up me with the pretzel sticks.

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

Oh crap.I guess we're violating Stays Here now.

What??? That's stays here? Somebody had that as an avatar over HERE here.You want me to delete?

I was kidding, calm down.

Sorry. I take my "stays here" VERY seriously. Especially now.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

what was for lunch today?

 

[mr. furley]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

Dude, I called a truce yesterday, and you had to one up me with the pretzel sticks.

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

hollllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy ####

 

[CGRdrJoe]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

The people ask, and I deliver.

Hard to believe you're eating a donut.

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?Didn't realize desperation had already set in.

What? I've been making fat jokes since the great FORKFUL 'O' SALAD post over a week ago.Desperate? I'm the one winning here.

I'm completely out of ideas and I fear we're going to turn this thread into something that resembles the career of Dana Carvey....a bright star burning hot and on top of the world, but decades later is still living off of George Bush Sr. impersonations and church lady routines in half packed houses at state fairs. Let's kill this before we kill it. Deal?

Dude, I called a truce yesterday, and you had to one up me with the pretzel sticks.

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

Oh crap.I guess we're violating Stays Here now.

I honestly have never laughed louder in my office :lmoa:

 

[Zartanasaurus]

Shuke > yes, that's action figure jesus with a life vest on in case he really can't walk on the water.

AWE.SOME.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Also, I haven't cooked bacon in probably 35 years, so I'm not sure I'm ready to start.

some more eating options:http://www.canned-bacon.com/

http://gizmodo.com/350091/cheeseburger-in-...g-ive-ever-seen

 

[Sack-Religious]

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

My 3.5 year old son saw this pic and asked "Daddy, who's that?" As I tried to start to explain he blurts out "what's the matter with him?"

 

[Ned]

Also, I haven't cooked bacon in probably 35 years, so I'm not sure I'm ready to start.

some more eating options:http://www.canned-bacon.com/

http://gizmodo.com/350091/cheeseburger-in-...g-ive-ever-seen

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Also, I haven't cooked bacon in probably 35 years, so I'm not sure I'm ready to start.

some more eating options:http://www.canned-bacon.com/

http://gizmodo.com/350091/cheeseburger-in-...g-ive-ever-seen

This type of insight is normally reserved for religious prophets or the criminally insane. Color me impressed and jealous. I may have to stalk you.

 

[e-mom]

It's over when I SAY it's over......dude.

My 3.5 year old son saw this pic and asked "Daddy, who's that?" As I tried to start to explain he blurts out "what's the matter with him?"

 

[Limp Dogg Bizkits]

Voted for GM

Any chance this goes next week? I'll buy lunch on Monday

 

[Limp Ditka]

Shuke > yes, that's action figure jesus with a life vest on in case he really can't walk on the water.

AWE.SOME.

 

[Tick]

So he cuts his own hair? That is not a bad idea actually. I paid 22 bucks last night (27) total for a simple barber shop cut (with the twirly pole outside). That's getting up there. Soap instead of shampoo and we're talking around 350 a year in savings. Big fan of soap.

This important question was lost in the great TF tragedy...Where's your B?

 

[Tick]

I also ordered a barbacoa buritto from Chipotle...WITH LETTUCE.Take that, Suckamanoff....

 

[Tick]

The fact that GM is using his monitor in the background to take additional pot shots at Shuke is going to be the difference maker in this contest. You've gotta step up and use your surroundings, Shuke.

Isn't this shuke being defeated by his own weapon?I think I can remember a "F U Pickles" from about four years ago snuck into an unrelated shuke picture.

 

[Tick]

http://www.canned-bacon.com/

There's been a can of that out at the cabin for as long as I can remember. I'm certain it's been there longer than 23 years.I might have to rescue it next time I'm there (probably in about 3 years) and figure out a way to send it to GM or shuke.

 

[Early_10]

GM, for a guy who clearly loves food you don't look very happy eating it.

You calling me fat, Early?I really don't eat very much. I usually eat one meal a day, two tops. Most of my weight I put on in the dreadful summer of Aught Six (and subsequently took off, how you doin) was due to beer consumption.

220 was the peak, errrrrr low point. Rocking 187 now with 180 the goal. Then Ill start tanning, grow my hair out, pierce my tongue and move to Nova Scotia. I'd get in the ready position were I you.

What the hell?? I may need to rally for Shuke here, offer up something to keep him on top. You can't win an eat off with that kind of attitude!!Oh I'm ready for you baby!

 

[Early_10]

I ordered a boring old ham sandwich with a house salad today.

Demoralized, I'm waiving the white flag.

OR AM I????????????

However will you entertain us when you lose your job?

 

[Early_10]

We're in an eat-off and you've resorted to making fat jokes?

 

[Shutterbug]

GM