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EAT-OFF (1 Viewer)

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  • GM

    Votes: 58 39.5%

  • shuke

    Votes: 89 60.5%
  • Total voters
    147
People GM eats poop. And not just poop but ALL the poop.

A man like this comes along once in a generation and he certainly will not be denied in an eat-off.

 
I gotta give the nod to shuke here. Any man who can ponder sandwich hypotheticals like him has to win any eat off.

Plus look at his form. He is saving time by having the plate right at his face. He wastes no time or energy with utensils or making any superfluous facial expressions. GM appears to have him on mouth size advantage, and that may garner an advantage in an eating sprint. But an eat-off is a marathon and shuke's superior technique will win him the day.

 
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KnowledgeReignsSupreme said:
I gotta give the nod to shuke here. Any man who can ponder sandwich hypotheticals like him has to win any eat off.Plus look at his form. He is saving time by having the plate right at his face. He wastes no time or energy with utensils or making any superfluous facial expressions. GM appears to have him on mouth size advantage, and that may garner an advantage in an eating sprint. But an eat-off is a marathon and shuke's superior technique will win him the day.
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:goodposting: The John Madden of competitive eating.
 
Chaka said:
People GM eats poop. And not just poop but ALL the poop. A man like this comes along once in a generation and he certainly will not be denied in an eat-off.
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Still bitter about the deserted island rules, eh?
 
Mr. Pickles said:
General Malaise said:
Chaka said:
People GM eats poop. And not just poop but ALL the poop. A man like this comes along once in a generation and he certainly will not be denied in an eat-off.
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I like the cut of your jib, cowboy. :rant:
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You eat all the poop?Prove it.
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:shrug: Should be simple enough. All it takes is 1 cup.
 
redman said:
Mr. Pickles said:
General Malaise said:
Chaka said:
People GM eats poop. And not just poop but ALL the poop. A man like this comes along once in a generation and he certainly will not be denied in an eat-off.
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I like the cut of your jib, cowboy. :rant:
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You eat all the poop?Prove it.
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:shrug: Should be simple enough. All it takes is 1 cup.
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2 GMs, 1 cupI have a camera on hand to film my reaction video.
 
General Malaise said:
Oh SNAP! I haven't had lunch yet. Oh what's this? A pulled pork sandwhich? On my desk top? Well hellllllllllloooooo thar!!!
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Ok, I'll vote for you just for that comment. Made me laugh! Sorry Shuke, you haven't had many funny comments like this one!Mudeta - my vote just tied it 56:56. amazing how close this one is!
 
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god

damn

it.

i dropped half the forking contents of that sandwich in my lap trying to snap the phot. It looks like I went dookie on the front of my slacks. christ.

 
Being that the score is deadlocked, I'm kind of regretting my null vote right now :popcorn:

At first, too close to call, but now I'm strongly leaning GM.

 
shuke said:
Chaka said:
People GM eats poop. And not just poop but ALL the poop. A man like this comes along once in a generation and he certainly will not be denied in an eat-off.
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Still bitter about the deserted island rules, eh?
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I WANT MY BURRITO SANDWICH DAMNIT!
 
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