EAT-OFF (2 Viewers)

[Chaka]

Big GM fan here, but no way shuke looses.

shuke - far left

If Nathan's famous has taught us anything it's that size doesn't matter.

 

[General Malaise]

Tomorrow is pizza day. I'm going full slice into the gullet. Stay tuned.

HOW IS THIS EVEN CLOSE????

 

[The Bad CEO]

GM still winning

GM [ 59 ]   [50.43%] shuke [ 58 ]   [49.57%]

 

[Chaka]

I gotta give the nod to shuke here. Any man who can ponder sandwich hypotheticals like him has to win any eat off.

That's just it, I think shuke will spend too much time dissecting the rules of the contest and pondering the ramifications while GM will be unhinging his jaw so he can stuff more food in there.shuke is a thinker GM is a doer.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You win.

You throw in the towel that easy?

 

[e-mom]

GM still winning

GM [ 59 ]   [50.43%] shuke [ 58 ]   [49.57%]

I still haven't voted.

 

[BigJohn]

Big GM fan here, but no way shuke looses.

shuke - far left

that guy with the goatee needs to participate here

Where do I start?

ETA: I do have a goatee, but not the one youre talking about.

 

[shuke]

Being that the score is deadlocked, I'm kind of regretting my null vote right now

At first, too close to call, but now I'm strongly leaning GM.

Wait a minute. Today's pic cannot be used to help decide the winner of yesterday's EAT-OFF.

 

[mr. furley]

I gotta give the nod to shuke here. Any man who can ponder sandwich hypotheticals like him has to win any eat off.

That's just it, I think shuke will spend too much time dissecting the rules of the contest and pondering the ramifications while GM will be unhinging his jaw so he can stuff more food in there.shuke is a thinker GM is a doer.

LOOK AT THE FURY IN HIS EYES!GM WANTS IT!

 

[mr. furley]

Big GM fan here, but no way shuke looses.

shuke - far left

that guy with the goatee needs to participate here

Where do I start?

ETA: I do have a goatee, but not the one youre talking about.

same guy?i'd start by hammering back a Whopper in one bite. that'll get you in the conversation.

 

[BigJohn]

Big GM fan here, but no way shuke looses.

shuke - far left

that guy with the goatee needs to participate here

Where do I start?

ETA: I do have a goatee, but not the one youre talking about.

same guy?i'd start by hammering back a Whopper in one bite. that'll get you in the conversation.

I'm the guy trying to tan my head with the bar light.

 

[mr. furley]

Big GM fan here, but no way shuke looses.

shuke - far left

that guy with the goatee needs to participate here

Where do I start?

ETA: I do have a goatee, but not the one youre talking about.

same guy?i'd start by hammering back a Whopper in one bite. that'll get you in the conversation.

I'm the guy trying to tan my head with the bar light.

good lord. start by eating shuke. then we'll talk.

 

[General Malaise]

I gotta give the nod to shuke here. Any man who can ponder sandwich hypotheticals like him has to win any eat off.

That's just it, I think shuke will spend too much time dissecting the rules of the contest and pondering the ramifications while GM will be unhinging his jaw so he can stuff more food in there.shuke is a thinker GM is a doer.

LOOK AT THE FURY IN HIS EYES!GM WANTS IT!

I never noticed because I don't usually eat in front of a mirror, but my left eyebrow seems to raise up every time I do this. Very odd little tick there, Malaise.

 

[EYLive]

2 things I've learned from this thread:

1. shuke's a bigger guy than previous pics would lead me to believe.

2. GM's kinda ugly.

But GM's stick-to-it-tiveness is admirable. He just needs to stop dropping perfectly good meat onto his lap.

 

[General Malaise]

2 things I've learned from this thread:1. shuke's a bigger guy than previous pics would lead me to believe.2. GM's kinda ugly.But GM's stick-to-it-tiveness is admirable. He just needs to stop dropping perfectly good meat onto his lap.

lol @ 'kinda'.I'm the Robert Swift of the FFA.

 

[WetDream]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You sure got a purty mouth.

 

[redman]

Big GM fan here, but no way shuke looses.

shuke - far left

shuke has storage capacity that just won't quit, and we've already seen from the first pic that there is no bottleneck in that supply chain.

 

[General Malaise]

2 things I've learned from this thread:1. shuke's a bigger guy than previous pics would lead me to believe.2. GM's kinda ugly.But GM's stick-to-it-tiveness is admirable. He just needs to stop dropping perfectly good meat onto his lap.

your profile pic.....

 

[baymen]

2 things I've learned from this thread:1. shuke's a bigger guy than previous pics would lead me to believe.2. GM's kinda ugly.But GM's stick-to-it-tiveness is admirable. He just needs to stop dropping perfectly good meat onto his lap.

your profile pic.....

 

[General Malaise]

The options appear below

GM [ 65 ] [52.00%]

shuke [ 60 ] [48.00%]

:stillers:

 

[EYLive]

Big GM fan here, but no way shuke looses.

shuke - far left

If Nathan's famous has taught us anything it's that size doesn't matter.

But they're at Hooters, and size does matter.Were you guys filling out job application forms or what?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Big GM fan here, but no way shuke looses.

shuke - far left

If Nathan's famous has taught us anything it's that size doesn't matter.

But they're at Hooters, and size does matter.Were you guys filling out job application forms or what?

The difference with hooters is that GM eats at hooters while Shuke works at hooters.

 

[Otis]

Big GM fan here, but no way shuke looses.

shuke - far left

JESUS!

 

[Otis]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Otis]

I gotta give the nod to shuke here. Any man who can ponder sandwich hypotheticals like him has to win any eat off.

That's just it, I think shuke will spend too much time dissecting the rules of the contest and pondering the ramifications while GM will be unhinging his jaw so he can stuff more food in there.shuke is a thinker GM is a doer.

Excellent analysis here.

 

[Otis]

2 things I've learned from this thread:1. shuke's a bigger guy than previous pics would lead me to believe.2. GM's kinda ugly.But GM's stick-to-it-tiveness is admirable. He just needs to stop dropping perfectly good meat onto his lap.

your profile pic.....

 

[shuke]

Big GM fan here, but no way shuke looses.

shuke - far left

JESUS!

Optical illusion.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

2 things I've learned from this thread:1. shuke's a bigger guy than previous pics would lead me to believe.2. GM's kinda ugly.But GM's stick-to-it-tiveness is admirable. He just needs to stop dropping perfectly good meat onto his lap.

your profile pic.....

Holy ####!

 

[Jaysus]

Tomorrow is pizza day. I'm going full slice into the gullet. Stay tuned.

I love pizza!

 

[Gamblor]

http://s88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/wam...nt=CIMG0195.jpg

 

[St. Louis Bob]

http://s88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/wam...nt=CIMG0195.jpg

 

[General Malaise]

http://s88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/wam...nt=CIMG0195.jpg

What even was this and where was it? Shuke's the most photogenic man on the planet.

 

[General Malaise]

Tomorrow is pizza day. I'm going full slice into the gullet. Stay tuned.

I love pizza!

One full slice.:stretch:

 

[shuke]

http://s88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/wam...nt=CIMG0195.jpg

What even was this and where was it?

Cincinnati/Dayton/Columbus/Kentucky FBG fantasy football league inaugural draft.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tomorrow is pizza day. I'm going full slice into the gullet. Stay tuned.

I love pizza!

One full slice.:stretch:

 

[General Malaise]

Man up today, Shuke. It's not too late to try and sway some voters.

 

[EYLive]

http://s88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/wam...nt=CIMG0198.jpg

This is where shuke's eating skills come in handy.

Fix0red

 

[shuke]

Man up today, Shuke. It's not too late to try and sway some voters.

Went to skyline for lunch. Sorry, I didn't take any shtick pictures in public. You win.

 

[shuke]

http://s88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/wam...¤t=CIMG0198.jpg

This is where shuke's eating skills come in handy.

Link is redirecting.

 

[General Malaise]

Man up today, Shuke. It's not too late to try and sway some voters.

Went to skyline for lunch. Sorry, I didn't take any shtick pictures in public. You win.

This has suddenly stopped being fun.

 

[BigJohn]

McD's Double QP, large fries and a Diet Coke. Still hungry...

 

[General Malaise]

McD's Double QP, large fries and a Diet Coke. Still hungry...

Why don't you sub in for Shuke. He's lost the nerve.

 

[Jaysus]

Man up today, Shuke. It's not too late to try and sway some voters.

Went to skyline for lunch. Sorry, I didn't take any shtick pictures in public. You win.

This has suddenly stopped being fun.

I miss out on a pizza pic, I am going to be totally super pissed!

 

[Sack-Religious]

Man up today, Shuke. It's not too late to try and sway some voters.

Went to skyline for lunch. Sorry, I didn't take any shtick pictures in public. You win.

This has suddenly stopped being fun.

I miss out on a pizza pic, I am going to be totally super pissed!

This is GM we're talking about here. He'd never disappoint the FFA, by not provding a pic of his angry pizza eating. The contest is irrelevant at this point.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Man up today, Shuke. It's not too late to try and sway some voters.

Went to skyline for lunch. Sorry, I didn't take any shtick pictures in public. You win.

What time? Was it your first lunch?

 

[shuke]

Man up today, Shuke. It's not too late to try and sway some voters.

Went to skyline for lunch. Sorry, I didn't take any shtick pictures in public. You win.

This has suddenly stopped being fun.

Fine, I'll eat a piece of graph paper to make up for it.

 

[shuke]

Man up today, Shuke. It's not too late to try and sway some voters.

Went to skyline for lunch. Sorry, I didn't take any shtick pictures in public. You win.

What time?

About noon.

Was it your first lunch?

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Man up today, Shuke. It's not too late to try and sway some voters.

Went to skyline for lunch. Sorry, I didn't take any shtick pictures in public. You win.

What time? Was it your first lunch?

Hopefully it was just his breakfast-lunch with a lunch-lunch and dinner-lunch to follow.

 

[SoFresh&SoClean]

Man up today, Shuke. It's not too late to try and sway some voters.

Went to skyline for lunch. Sorry, I didn't take any shtick pictures in public. You win.

What time? Was it your first lunch?

2nd breakfast.Keep us posted for onesies and twosies.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Man up today, Shuke. It's not too late to try and sway some voters.

Went to skyline for lunch. Sorry, I didn't take any shtick pictures in public. You win.

What time? Was it your first lunch?

Hopefully it was just his breakfast-lunch with a lunch-lunch and dinner-lunch to follow.

No kidding. Only nursing homes eat right at noon these days.