EAT-OFF (1 Viewer)

[Verbal Kint]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You win.

You throw in the towel that easy?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

that eyebrow is AWESOME...go GM!

 

[phrozen]

shuke > you need to step up to the plate and really deliver a solid pic tomorrow

 

[SoFresh&SoClean]

shuke > you need to step up to the plate and really deliver a solid pic tomorrow

quoted for truth

 

[redman]

shuke > you need to step up to the plate and really deliver a solid pic tomorrow

quoted for truth

 

[Otis]

GM looks like he's gonna bust a blood vessel in his face in these pics. Intense.

 

[shuke]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

No hands, #####.

 

[mr. furley]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

No hands, #####.

omfg now toss it in the air and swallow it without taking a bite!

 

[EYLive]

What's with all the fruits and veggies this week?

 

[General Malaise]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

No hands, #####.

omfg now toss it in the air and swallow it without taking a bite!

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

No hands, #####.

omfg now toss it in the air and swallow it without taking a bite!

did someone take that pic for you? and how hard were they laughing

 

[GroveDiesel]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

Are you wearing one of those plastic picnic tablecloths?

 

[General Malaise]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

Are you wearing one of those plastic picnic tablecloths?

YES! I'm amazed it took so long to get this....

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

No hands, #####.

we're going to need full video for an ***Official*** hands free ruling

 

[Capella]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

No hands, #####.

wow might be the best one yet.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

Are you wearing one of those plastic picnic tablecloths?

YES! I'm amazed it took so long to get this....

Just looks like a checked shirt

 

[General Malaise]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

Are you wearing one of those plastic picnic tablecloths?

YES! I'm amazed it took so long to get this....

Just looks like a checked shirt

Oh, it is. But I'm not above lying to try and beat Shuke here.

 

[General Malaise]

Not quite lunch time on the left coast, so I thought I'd have a little warm up snack first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[shuke]

 

[guru_007]

God, I wish I could see GM and Shuke's coworkers while they're taking these pictures....just wondering wtf they are doing.

 

[General Malaise]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

No hands, #####.

I see you've started working in a little eyebrow schtick here. I'm flattered.

 

[General Malaise]

God, I wish I could see GM and Shuke's coworkers while they're taking these pictures....just wondering wtf they are doing.

I usually wait until they go to the bathroom.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Not quite lunch time on the left coast, so I thought I'd have a little warm up snack first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

lol. Is that Rocky in the background?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Not quite lunch time on the left coast, so I thought I'd have a little warm up snack first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

we have 8, shuke, do we hear 9?!?!?

 

[General Malaise]

Not quite lunch time on the left coast, so I thought I'd have a little warm up snack first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

lol. Is that Rocky in the background?

Yeah. I tried to caption it with "GM" above Rocky's head and "Shuke" below the black guy doubled over. But I couldn't format it very well.

 

[General Malaise]

Not quite lunch time on the left coast, so I thought I'd have a little warm up snack first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

we have 8, shuke, do we hear 9?!?!?

I had 9 in there originally, but as if by involuntary process, my mouth just ate one of them.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Not quite lunch time on the left coast, so I thought I'd have a little warm up snack first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

we have 8, shuke, do we hear 9?!?!?

I had 9 in there originally, but as if by involuntary process, my mouth just ate one of them.

first one whose jaw locks up loses

 

[mr. furley]

Not quite lunch time on the left coast, so I thought I'd have a little warm up snack first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

incorporating the monitor in to this is just brilliant

 

[General Malaise]

I also ordered a barbacoa buritto from Chipotle...WITH LETTUCE.

Take that, Suckamanoff....

 

[cactus]

 

[shuke]

Not quite lunch time on the left coast, so I thought I'd have a little warm up snack first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

we have 8, shuke, do we hear 9?!?!?

I don't have any crackers. I believe some Keebler Elfin Crackers would do, and I'm pretty sure they're thicker than weak saltines.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Not quite lunch time on the left coast, so I thought I'd have a little warm up snack first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

we have 8, shuke, do we hear 9?!?!?

I don't have any crackers. I believe some Keebler Elfin Crackers would do, and I'm pretty sure they're thicker than weak saltines.

we will allow this substitution

 

[ShaqAttaq]

this thread is stupid, but i thoroughly enjoy it.

 

[Tigran Petrosian]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

No hands, #####.

Looks like you're ready for the rotisserie.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

this thread is stupid awesome, and therefore i thoroughly enjoy it.

fixed

 

[General Malaise]

Not quite lunch time on the left coast, so I thought I'd have a little warm up snack first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

we have 8, shuke, do we hear 9?!?!?

I don't have any crackers. I believe some Keebler Elfin Crackers would do, and I'm pretty sure they're thicker than weak saltines.

I'm taking life insurance out on you.

 

[shuke]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

 

[General Malaise]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

 

[mr. furley]

Not quite lunch time on the left coast, so I thought I'd have a little warm up snack first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

we have 8, shuke, do we hear 9?!?!?

I don't have any crackers. I believe some Keebler Elfin Crackers would do, and I'm pretty sure they're thicker than weak saltines.

 

[belljr]

This thread is the BEST!!!!

 

[redman]

@ . . . well, this whole thread generally.

 

[mr. furley]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

you tear any muscles there?

 

[General Malaise]

#### it, I just voted for Shuke.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

good thing you got the 8th one.... 7 would have been the Eat-Off equivalent of a tap-out

 

[redman]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

you tear any muscles there?

I'm just worried about burns when they go to the fondu round.

 

[shuke]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

you tear any muscles there?

No, but I think I grinded by my mandibular condyle to dust. I may be done here.

 

[guru_007]

GM's trash talking is gold. Shuke is going to need to step up here.

shuke > you need to step up to the plate and really deliver a solid pic tomorrow

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

The masses asked, and Shuke delivered!!!!!!!

 

[mr. furley]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

you tear any muscles there?

No, but I think I grinded by my mandibular condyle to dust. I may be done here.

*paging Dentist*

 

[redman]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

you tear any muscles there?

No, but I think I grinded by my mandibular condyle to dust. I may be done here.

*paging Dentist*

nomouthful.com

 

[redman]

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Neither shuke nor GM need your misguided advice on their relationships with their food. HTH.