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[EYLive]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

 

[belljr]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

you tear any muscles there?

No, but I think I grinded by my mandibular condyle to dust. I may be done here.

I don't think the official injury report is due out until tomorrow.I'd go home and rest up. See how you feel at breakfast tomorrow.

 

[General Malaise]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

you tear any muscles there?

No, but I think I grinded by my mandibular condyle to dust. I may be done here.

I don't think the official injury report is due out until tomorrow.I'd go home and rest up. See how you feel at breakfast tomorrow.

I eat injured.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

you tear any muscles there?

No, but I think I grinded by my mandibular condyle to dust. I may be done here.

straw down?

 

[Fullback Fro]

I ordered Beef with Brocolli.

Shuke > Brocolli is a green colored vegetable that is often steamed and served as a side dish. You've probably had it doused with nacho cheese before and not even known it.

Aren't you the one that's on cholesterol meds?

A little less talking and lot more eating.

No hands, #####.

PIG ROAST

 

[Fullback Fro]

Not quite lunch time on the left coast, so I thought I'd have a little warm up snack first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[General Malaise]

WHERE IS MY FORKING BURITTO!!!?!?!/1

 

[Jaysus]

I love the internet ...and I love burritos.

I have a chubby.

ETA: Wait.... what?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

It looks like you were getting a prison 9.

 

[General Malaise]

Making love to the burrito

 

[General Malaise]

Making love to the burrito

Ladies, notice no wedding ring......call me.

 

[guru_007]

speaking of prison 9.....

and is this a softer, more gentle GM? Can't get angry at a burrito now can you?

 

[EYLive]

How many inches deep was your first bite?

 

[guest 54788]

Had a 9th in there, but it was too painful.

more Chins than Chinatown

 

[General Malaise]

speaking of prison 9.....

and is this a softer, more gentle GM? Can't get angry at a burrito now can you?

Just trying to show off my range....But if it's anger you want, well.....GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT!?!?!?!

 

[Jaysus]

I have a chubby.

Making love to the burrito

 

[General Malaise]

How many inches deep was your first bite?

Oh, I was felating that thing like Linda Lovelace.Pretty sure that's the gay community calling on line 3....

 

[RBM]

Making love to the burrito

Holy crap

 

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Greatest

Thread

Ever.

 

[General Malaise]

speaking of prison 9.....

and is this a softer, more gentle GM? Can't get angry at a burrito now can you?

Just trying to show off my range....But if it's anger you want, well.....GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT!?!?!?!

I gotta stop doing this. The contents spilled out all over some important paperwork. Last week I lost a pair of pants. This one's going to be harder to explain.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

speaking of prison 9.....

and is this a softer, more gentle GM? Can't get angry at a burrito now can you?

Just trying to show off my range....But if it's anger you want, well.....GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT!?!?!?!

not bad, but I am thinking you can put a little more of that brow in there

 

[General Malaise]

speaking of prison 9.....

and is this a softer, more gentle GM? Can't get angry at a burrito now can you?

Just trying to show off my range....But if it's anger you want, well.....GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT!?!?!?!

not bad, but I am thinking you can put a little more of that brow in there

I ran into some major resistence levels today.Shuke should be able to over come my lead in the polls today. Not my best effort.

And now I think I'm going to barf like Saintfool in the back of a Chicago cab.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

speaking of prison 9.....

and is this a softer, more gentle GM? Can't get angry at a burrito now can you?

Just trying to show off my range....But if it's anger you want, well.....GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT!?!?!?!

better, the other one had a little too much phillip seymour hoffman in it from boogie nights.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

speaking of prison 9.....

and is this a softer, more gentle GM? Can't get angry at a burrito now can you?

Just trying to show off my range....But if it's anger you want, well.....GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT!?!?!?!

I gotta stop doing this. The contents spilled out all over some important paperwork. Last week I lost a pair of pants. This one's going to be harder to explain.

 

[phrozen]

shuke > way to deliver

 

[EYLive]

speaking of prison 9.....

and is this a softer, more gentle GM? Can't get angry at a burrito now can you?

Just trying to show off my range....But if it's anger you want, well.....GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT!?!?!?!

I gotta stop doing this. The contents spilled out all over some important paperwork. Last week I lost a pair of pants. This one's going to be harder to explain.

 

[mr. furley]

Making love to the burrito

looks like there may be some anguish involved here

 

[General Malaise]

Making love to the burrito

looks like there may be some anguish involved here

I'm not always angry. There are often times I eat with a great deal of ambivalence.

 

[pricklypete]

Man, this thing is too close to call.

Still haven't voted.

What are the totals looking like?

 

[redman]

Man, this thing is too close to call. Still haven't voted.What are the totals looking like?

GM [ 84 ] [52.50%] shuke [ 76 ] [47.50%] Total Votes: 169 Too close to call. Not all precincts are in.

 

[shuke]

Man, this thing is too close to call. Still haven't voted.What are the totals looking like?

GM [ 84 ] [52.50%] shuke [ 76 ] [47.50%] Total Votes: 169 Too close to call. Not all precincts are in.

9 null votes? Seriously?

 

[pricklypete]

I'm holding out until I see some 'no hands' pasta eating. Ideally, timelapse photos.

 

[Woz]

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Neither shuke nor GM need your misguided advice on their relationships with their food. HTH.

let it go, little man

 

[shuke]

Now that it looks like this thread will inevitably turn to one about woz, I'm looking to go out in a blaze of glory.

I found some old Halloween candy and was going to push the limit. Only got this far until I drooled rainblow-colored saliva all over the front of my shirt.

I'm done.

GM> truce?

 

[General Malaise]

Now that it looks like this thread will inevitably turn to one about woz, I'm looking to go out in a blaze of glory.

I found some old Halloween candy and was going to push the limit. Only got this far until I drooled rainblow-colored saliva all over the front of my shirt.

I'm done.

GM> truce?

you win, GB....you win.

 

[munga30]

Now that it looks like this thread will inevitably turn to one about woz, I'm looking to go out in a blaze of glory.

I found some old Halloween candy and was going to push the limit. Only got this far until I drooled rainblow-colored saliva all over the front of my shirt.

I'm done.

GM> truce?

I'm glad I held back my vote until today.

 

[mr. furley]

Now that it looks like this thread will inevitably turn to one about woz, I'm looking to go out in a blaze of glory.

I found some old Halloween candy and was going to push the limit. Only got this far until I drooled rainblow-colored saliva all over the front of my shirt.

I'm done.

GM> truce?

:bgp:

 

[shuke]

you win, GB....you win.

The burrito mow down was pretty impressive. I'd call it a draw.

 

[shuke]

:bgp:

 

[mr. furley]

:bgp:

same as :gold:

 

[General Malaise]

you win, GB....you win.

The burrito mow down was pretty impressive. I'd call it a draw.

I honestly feel like I need to puke.Good (game)?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

noooooooooooooooooooooooo!! this must continue! you both now have a duty to the rest of us. & this hasn't even been close, gm is kicking shuke's ### here.

 

[redman]

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Neither shuke nor GM need your misguided advice on their relationships with their food. HTH.

let it go, little man

:flex:

 

[shuke]

:bgp:

same as :gold:

Oh. Carry on.

 

[redman]

Man, this thing is too close to call. Still haven't voted.What are the totals looking like?

GM [ 84 ] [52.50%] shuke [ 76 ] [47.50%] Total Votes: 169 Too close to call. Not all precincts are in.

9 null votes? Seriously?

I think it's fishy, as that's precisely your margin of victory.

 

[SoFresh&SoClean]

shuke > way to deliver

Yes, Yes.My hasty vote for shuke might just be paying off in the end. Gotta pull for the hometown favorite despite GM's impressive stuffing ability.

 

[popeye]

Now that it looks like this thread will inevitably turn to one about woz, I'm looking to go out in a blaze of glory.

I found some old Halloween candy and was going to push the limit. Only got this far until I drooled rainblow-colored saliva all over the front of my shirt.

I'm done.

GM> truce?

Genius. ####### genius.

 

[Mr.Pack]

GreatestThreadEver.

 

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Now that it looks like this thread will inevitably turn to one about woz, I'm looking to go out in a blaze of glory.

I think he was just checking in to see what was stopping people from flocking to his colon-blow/steroid blog dubbed "mission to see my bottom abs before spring break"

 

[Amnesiback Leroy Shurbanbrong]

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