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EAT-OFF (1 Viewer)

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  • GM

    Votes: 58 39.5%
  • shuke

    Votes: 89 60.5%

  • Total voters
    147
How does Shuke pull 2 more votes after GM can haz cheezburger video? The Wife now thinks I am even more retarted than ever after watching me laugh hysterically to the point of tears after the last video.
I don't get it either. I don't know what else I can do here. I've given my best, but I guess there's just no convincing some people.
 
How does Shuke pull 2 more votes after GM can haz cheezburger video? The Wife now thinks I am even more retarted than ever after watching me laugh hysterically to the point of tears after the last video.
I don't get it either. I don't know what else I can do here. I've given my best, but I guess there's just no convincing some people.
You underestimate the motivation some people have to see this continue.
 
How does Shuke pull 2 more votes after GM can haz cheezburger video? The Wife now thinks I am even more retarted than ever after watching me laugh hysterically to the point of tears after the last video.
I don't get it either. I don't know what else I can do here. I've given my best, but I guess there's just no convincing some people.
You underestimate the motivation some people have to see this continue.
:moneybag: I freely admit to being one of the two.

 
Nice dashboard.
:thumbup: I just had the car cleaned on Saturday, including a nice Armoral Polish to the dash. But when I was scarfing down the cheeseburger, some of the cheese got wedged down in the little dials that control the power seats and I couldn't get them out. Now it's caked in there and I have no clue what to do. Ants?
 
I don't know what to make of the fact that GM can't eat a single cheeseburger without ruining his car and getting diarrhea. I'm not sure if his apparent disabilities should count in his favor in the competition or count against him.

 
All I can say is boy, you got a purty mouf. Better never get stranded in the mountain country of West by-god Virginia or you're gonna be practicing your pig call. Looked like a got damn great white feasting on a herd of baby seals.

 
I don't know what to make of the fact that GM can't eat a single cheeseburger without ruining his car and getting diarrhea. I'm not sure if his apparent disabilities should count in his favor in the competition or count against him.
I don't eat McDonalds very much. Do other people digest it fine? The only thing I had that day prior was an apple and black coffee. But by nightfall, about 4-5 hours after eating this one little cheeseburger, I was barfing out of my butt for the rest of the night. I guess my stomach isn't cut out for fast food?I'm still trying to figure out how to get the now caked-in cheese out of the power seat controller. I might try some sort of liquid spray later. Not that it's making the seats inoperable or anything. It just bothers me know there's food particles rotting in my car.
 
I don't know what to make of the fact that GM can't eat a single cheeseburger without ruining his car and getting diarrhea. I'm not sure if his apparent disabilities should count in his favor in the competition or count against him.
I don't eat McDonalds very much. Do other people digest it fine? The only thing I had that day prior was an apple and black coffee. But by nightfall, about 4-5 hours after eating this one little cheeseburger, I was barfing out of my butt for the rest of the night. I guess my stomach isn't cut out for fast food?I'm still trying to figure out how to get the now caked-in cheese out of the power seat controller. I might try some sort of liquid spray later. Not that it's making the seats inoperable or anything. It just bothers me know there's food particles rotting in my car.
I think fast food is like beans or other types of gas-inducing foods: the more you eat, the fewer adverse affects it has on you. As for food particles rotting in the car... I don't know that anything from McDonald's is actually going to rot. :banned:
 
:whistle: :lmao: :cry: :lmao: :lmao: OMG! The only thing that would have made this better was if the kids were in the backseat.

Matter fact, a video of you eating anything with the kids cheering in the background would be an automatic winner. It may also involve a call from Child Protective Services, but it would be good for at least a few votes.
My sons are down with the Eat-Off. They absolutely LOVE the fat man with the giant cookie and told me that they would vote for him over me.As much as they liked my video effort, they still can't believe another man ate cereal with beer. Shuke blew their mind.

 
:lmao: :lmao: :cry: :lmao: :lmao: OMG! The only thing that would have made this better was if the kids were in the backseat.

Matter fact, a video of you eating anything with the kids cheering in the background would be an automatic winner. It may also involve a call from Child Protective Services, but it would be good for at least a few votes.
My sons are down with the Eat-Off. They absolutely LOVE the fat man with the giant cookie and told me that they would vote for him over me.As much as they liked my video effort, they still can't believe another man ate cereal with beer. Shuke blew their mind.
lol
 
:goodposting: :moneybag: :cry: :moneybag: :moneybag: OMG! The only thing that would have made this better was if the kids were in the backseat.

Matter fact, a video of you eating anything with the kids cheering in the background would be an automatic winner. It may also involve a call from Child Protective Services, but it would be good for at least a few votes.
My sons are down with the Eat-Off. They absolutely LOVE the fat man with the giant cookie and told me that they would vote for him over me.As much as they liked my video effort, they still can't believe another man ate cereal with beer. Shuke blew their mind.
:lmao: :cry: :lmao:
 
Appropos of nothing, but last night, I was drunk. Came into the kitchen and saw an uneaten piece of pizza just sitting there.

The words, "Oh, hello, Shuke" came out of my mouth (directed at pizza) for some reason. :goodposting:

 
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Appropos of nothing, but last night, I was drunk. Came into the kitchen and saw an uneaten piece of pizza just sitting there. The words, "Oh, hello, Shuke" came out of my mouth (directed at pizza) for some reason. :lmao:
I am SO relieved that I'm not the only one who has said this to food recently. :lmao:
 

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