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  • GM

    Votes: 58 39.5%

  • shuke

    Votes: 89 60.5%
  • Total voters
    147
So I am in Paris with my family, in Notre Dame on Christmas Eve, and I see a write in box for Messages. This is the only thing that came to mind...

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'shuke said:
May have to do something special in honor of Hostess.
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Yeah...yeah, you should do that, Shuke. It is, after all, a natural fit for you. Little Debbie, Animal Crackers, vending machine cherry pies, giant cookies. I'm quite surprised you never tackled the Twinkie before, to be honest. Hell, I bet you could jam seven or eight of those bad boys into your enormous, gaping manhole cover of a mouth.But man, frankly, I've moved on from snack food. I've evolved from cheeseburgers and pizza sandwiches. I have nothing left to prove with a forkful of salad. In fact, the world of people food has simply passed me by.

So Shuke, buddy. I just have to ask you on thing.....

HAVE YOU EVER

TASTED THE FLESH??!?!?!?!!???!!1111

 
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How the voting can be as close as it is still baffles me. GM migrating to eating his own child. . .well I just don't know where you go from there.

 
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
May have to do something special in honor of Hostess.
Click to expand...
Yeah...yeah, you should do that, Shuke. It is, after all, a natural fit for you. Little Debbie, Animal Crackers, vending machine cherry pies, giant cookies. I'm quite surprised you never tackled the Twinkie before, to be honest. Hell, I bet you could jam seven or eight of those bad boys into your enormous, gaping manhole cover of a mouth.But man, frankly, I've moved on from snack food. I've evolved from cheeseburgers and pizza sandwiches. I have nothing left to prove with a forkful of salad. In fact, the world of people food has simply passed me by.

So Shuke, buddy. I just have to ask you on thing.....

HAVE YOU EVER

TASTED THE FLESH??!?!?!?!!???!!1111
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Do you know where those hands have been?
 
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
May have to do something special in honor of Hostess.
Click to expand...
Yeah...yeah, you should do that, Shuke. It is, after all, a natural fit for you. Little Debbie, Animal Crackers, vending machine cherry pies, giant cookies. I'm quite surprised you never tackled the Twinkie before, to be honest. Hell, I bet you could jam seven or eight of those bad boys into your enormous, gaping manhole cover of a mouth.But man, frankly, I've moved on from snack food. I've evolved from cheeseburgers and pizza sandwiches. I have nothing left to prove with a forkful of salad. In fact, the world of people food has simply passed me by.

So Shuke, buddy. I just have to ask you on thing.....

HAVE YOU EVER

TASTED THE FLESH??!?!?!?!!???!!1111
Click to expand...
:lmao: I quit.

 
'shuke said:
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
May have to do something special in honor of Hostess.
Click to expand...
Yeah...yeah, you should do that, Shuke. It is, after all, a natural fit for you. Little Debbie, Animal Crackers, vending machine cherry pies, giant cookies. I'm quite surprised you never tackled the Twinkie before, to be honest. Hell, I bet you could jam seven or eight of those bad boys into your enormous, gaping manhole cover of a mouth.But man, frankly, I've moved on from snack food. I've evolved from cheeseburgers and pizza sandwiches. I have nothing left to prove with a forkful of salad. In fact, the world of people food has simply passed me by.

So Shuke, buddy. I just have to ask you on thing.....

HAVE YOU EVER

TASTED THE FLESH??!?!?!?!!???!!1111
Click to expand...
:lmao: I quit.
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JoeT owns the rights to that saying
 
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
May have to do something special in honor of Hostess.
Click to expand...
Yeah...yeah, you should do that, Shuke. It is, after all, a natural fit for you. Little Debbie, Animal Crackers, vending machine cherry pies, giant cookies. I'm quite surprised you never tackled the Twinkie before, to be honest. Hell, I bet you could jam seven or eight of those bad boys into your enormous, gaping manhole cover of a mouth.But man, frankly, I've moved on from snack food. I've evolved from cheeseburgers and pizza sandwiches. I have nothing left to prove with a forkful of salad. In fact, the world of people food has simply passed me by.

So Shuke, buddy. I just have to ask you on thing.....

HAVE YOU EVER

TASTED THE FLESH??!?!?!?!!???!!1111
Click to expand...
Holy #### is that funny!I love the look of horror, and then the look of wide-eyed desperation.

"Oh, God! This crazy sob is really gonna do it! Send help..."

 
'shuke said:
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
May have to do something special in honor of Hostess.
Click to expand...
Yeah...yeah, you should do that, Shuke. It is, after all, a natural fit for you. Little Debbie, Animal Crackers, vending machine cherry pies, giant cookies. I'm quite surprised you never tackled the Twinkie before, to be honest. Hell, I bet you could jam seven or eight of those bad boys into your enormous, gaping manhole cover of a mouth.But man, frankly, I've moved on from snack food. I've evolved from cheeseburgers and pizza sandwiches. I have nothing left to prove with a forkful of salad. In fact, the world of people food has simply passed me by.

So Shuke, buddy. I just have to ask you on thing.....

HAVE YOU EVER

TASTED THE FLESH??!?!?!?!!???!!1111
Click to expand...
:lmao: I quit.
Click to expand...
I'll vote for you if you don't...

 
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
May have to do something special in honor of Hostess.
Click to expand...
Yeah...yeah, you should do that, Shuke. It is, after all, a natural fit for you. Little Debbie, Animal Crackers, vending machine cherry pies, giant cookies. I'm quite surprised you never tackled the Twinkie before, to be honest. Hell, I bet you could jam seven or eight of those bad boys into your enormous, gaping manhole cover of a mouth.But man, frankly, I've moved on from snack food. I've evolved from cheeseburgers and pizza sandwiches. I have nothing left to prove with a forkful of salad. In fact, the world of people food has simply passed me by.

So Shuke, buddy. I just have to ask you on thing.....

HAVE YOU EVER

TASTED THE FLESH??!?!?!?!!???!!1111
Click to expand...
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
my offer still stands to send whatever foodstuff to both of you to consume.

human flesh may be tough to come by, but i'll do my best!

 
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