EAT-OFF (2 Viewers)

[WetDream]

Whatever. Any requests?

I'd like to see what you fellas could do with a corn dog. You're both so creative!

 

[heckmanm]

Whatever. Any requests?

I'd like to see what you fellas could do with a corn dog. You're both so creative!

 

[Cliff Clavin]

That burger came out like it went in. Do not advice.

Yea, can we do something other than McDonald's?

You thinking tapas?

Whatever. Any requests?

Pickled eggs.

 

[Politician Spock]

Shuke should down a Skyline cheese coney.

 

[Statcruncher]

The next logical step up is a McDouble.

 

[jamny]

 

[gianmarco]

Ok, listen, we're completely missing out on an opportunity here. This is what needs to happen.

--Shuke and GM videoconference. Live.

--Random order of who goes first to be determined at the time of the broadcast

--3 rounds each with its own food item. I'd recommend keeping it vague such as 1) Burrito 2) Corndog 3) Pizza (or mystery)

--Each will not know what size of food or time of consumption planned or music the other will devour above items to. Thus, improvisation will be key.

--Judging should take place on a few categories: 1) Amount of food consumed 2) Degree of difficulty of consumed food 3) Style of consumed food (music, props, ####-talking, etc.) 4) Improvisation 5) Alcohol chaser

--I think we need some guest judges and a moderator. Steve Harvey is not available.

Now, If you both want to ##### out, then you can do this privately and post it. However, ideally, find a way to broadcast this live at a specified time and date. The FFA will be watching and this could break the innernets.

 

[Ned]

Whatever. Any requests?

I'd like to see what you fellas could do with a corn dog. You're both so creative!

Now we just need the draft.robot to appear.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Chocolate eclairs. The potential for a brown upper lip like they have been dirty sanchez'ed, and of course the potential for thick custard cream dripping down their faces makes this a perfect item for their contest.

 

[gianmarco]

Whatever. Any requests?

I'd like to see what you fellas could do with a corn dog. You're both so creative!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Maybe GM could install Periscope.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Didn't we do this at mellyhole 3?

 

[kevzilla]

Maybe GM could install Periscope.

Installing diapers takes up much of his time. Google+ is pulling the plug, right?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

BTW, the chocolate éclair challenge should be done to the song "Its Raining Men". Extra credit if done in the rain, with backup singers, topless, and by topless I mean the contestants, though the backup singers can be as well.

 

[Tick]

Ok, listen, we're completely missing out on an opportunity here. This is what needs to happen.

--Shuke and GM videoconference. Live.

--Random order of who goes first to be determined at the time of the broadcast

--3 rounds each with its own food item. I'd recommend keeping it vague such as 1) Burrito 2) Corndog 3) Pizza (or mystery)

--Each will not know what size of food or time of consumption planned or music the other will devour above items to. Thus, improvisation will be key.

--Judging should take place on a few categories: 1) Amount of food consumed 2) Degree of difficulty of consumed food 3) Style of consumed food (music, props, ####-talking, etc.) 4) Improvisation 5) Alcohol chaser

--I think we need some guest judges and a moderator. Steve Harvey is not available.

Now, If you both want to ##### out, then you can do this privately and post it. However, ideally, find a way to broadcast this live at a specified time and date. The FFA will be watching and this could break the innernets.

Nah, what we're getting is better. I want entertainment, not resolution.

 

[Ned]

Ok, listen, we're completely missing out on an opportunity here. This is what needs to happen.

--Shuke and GM videoconference. Live.

--Random order of who goes first to be determined at the time of the broadcast

--3 rounds each with its own food item. I'd recommend keeping it vague such as 1) Burrito 2) Corndog 3) Pizza (or mystery)

--Each will not know what size of food or time of consumption planned or music the other will devour above items to. Thus, improvisation will be key.

--Judging should take place on a few categories: 1) Amount of food consumed 2) Degree of difficulty of consumed food 3) Style of consumed food (music, props, ####-talking, etc.) 4) Improvisation 5) Alcohol chaser

--I think we need some guest judges and a moderator. Steve Harvey is not available.

Now, If you both want to ##### out, then you can do this privately and post it. However, ideally, find a way to broadcast this live at a specified time and date. The FFA will be watching and this could break the innernets.

Nah, what we're getting is better. I want entertainment, not resolution.

Right. This thread keeps going because we have a 253-250 vote after how many years?

 

[matuski]

I'm just going to leave this here.

sweet jesus.

 

[Drifter]

That burger came out like it went in. Do not advice.

Yea, can we do something other than McDonald's?

Pretty sure I speak for everyone here - #### YEAH you can.

Arby's Meat Mountain?

 

[tommyboy]

i felt like I wasted a vote on shuke after watching your video so i logged in under one of my aliases and voted for you. the force is now back in balance

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm just going to leave this here.

This video is not available.Vote: Shuke

Oh it's there.

i felt like I wasted a vote on shuke after watching your video so i logged in under one of my aliases and voted for you. the force is now back in balance

Thanks, Slim.

 

[the moops]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/TAQmUjv.gifv

 

[gianmarco]

http://i.imgur.com/TAQmUjv.gifv

So hot.

/christo

 

[Frostillicus]

01/16/08

GM

shuke

01/17/08

GM

01/18/08

GM

shuke

01/25/08

GM

shuke

01/28/08

GM

01/29/08

shuke

GM

shuke 2

GM 2

GM 3

shuke 3

01/30/08

GM

GM 2

01/31/08

shuke

GM

02/01/08 GM (I guess we're just posting random non-eating pics now?)

02/04/08

GM

GM 2

shuke

GM 3 (again foodless)

Not sure what Tat was trying to accomplish here.

Random picture of TRE.

Whoever this is update this. Lord's work.

 

[shuke]

01/16/08

GM

shuke

01/17/08

GM

01/18/08

GM

shuke

01/25/08

GM

shuke

01/28/08

GM

01/29/08

shuke

GM

shuke 2

GM 2

GM 3

shuke 3

01/30/08

GM

GM 2

01/31/08

shuke

GM

02/01/08 GM (I guess we're just posting random non-eating pics now?)

02/04/08

GM

GM 2

shuke

GM 3 (again foodless)

Not sure what Tat was trying to accomplish here.

Random picture of TRE.

Whoever this is update this. Lord's work.

I just called ALS. The problem is that whatever site that most of these were hosted on obviously doesn't have them any more. I know I don't have all of my originals. Was looking for my "mustard in the bathroom stall" pic not long ago with no luck.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

We need a page 1 table of contents with links so I can vote on the full portfolio of work.

 

[Keerock]

That burger came out like it went in. Do not advice.

Yea, can we do something other than McDonald's?

You thinking tapas?

Whatever. Any requests?

Five Guys.

Two In The Door!!

 

[General Malaise]

Five Guys on my restricted list. Burgers that cost more than $5 should have a beer option and I don't go to places that scream at me when I walk in.

 

[jamny]

I don't think enough respect has been given to eating an entire apple.

That needs to be defeated somehow, imo.

 

[bigbottom]

01/16/08

GM

shuke

01/17/08

GM

01/18/08

GM

shuke

01/25/08

GM

shuke

01/28/08

GM

01/29/08

shuke

GM

shuke 2

GM 2

GM 3

shuke 3

01/30/08

GM

GM 2

01/31/08

shuke

GM

02/01/08 GM (I guess we're just posting random non-eating pics now?)

02/04/08

GM

GM 2

shuke

GM 3 (again foodless)

Not sure what Tat was trying to accomplish here.

Random picture of TRE.

Whoever this is update this. Lord's work.

I just called ALS. The problem is that whatever site that most of these were hosted on obviously doesn't have them any more. I know I don't have all of my originals. Was looking for my "mustard in the bathroom stall" pic not long ago with no luck.

A lot of the old photos available here:

http://youtu.be/W2tsaYuOSbs

 

[The Football Freak]

01/16/08GMshuke

01/17/08GM

01/18/08GMshuke

01/25/08GMshuke

01/28/08GM

01/29/08shukeGMshuke 2GM 2GM 3shuke 3

01/30/08GMGM 2

01/31/08shukeGM

02/01/08 GM (I guess we're just posting random non-eating pics now?)

02/04/08GMGM 2shukeGM 3 (again foodless)Not sure what Tat was trying to accomplish here.Random picture of TRE.

Whoever this is update this. Lord's work.

I just called ALS. The problem is that whatever site that most of these were hosted on obviously doesn't have them any more. I know I don't have all of my originals. Was looking for my "mustard in the bathroom stall" pic not long ago with no luck.

A lot of the old photos available here:http://youtu.be/W2tsaYuOSbs

The poll should have an option for all of us. We are all the winners of this eat-off. ####### hilarious for years. Kudos, gentlemen. Thank you.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

01/16/08

GM

shuke

01/17/08

GM

01/18/08

GM

shuke

01/25/08

GM

shuke

01/28/08

GM

01/29/08

shuke

GM

shuke 2

GM 2

GM 3

shuke 3

01/30/08

GM

GM 2

01/31/08

shuke

GM

02/01/08 GM (I guess we're just posting random non-eating pics now?)

02/04/08

GM

GM 2

shuke

GM 3 (again foodless)

Not sure what Tat was trying to accomplish here.

Random picture of TRE.

Whoever this is update this. Lord's work.

I just called ALS. The problem is that whatever site that most of these were hosted on obviously doesn't have them any more. I know I don't have all of my originals. Was looking for my "mustard in the bathroom stall" pic not long ago with no luck.

A lot of the old photos available here:

http://youtu.be/W2tsaYuOSbs

wow, never saw that video before. amazing.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

01/16/08

GM

shuke

01/17/08

GM

01/18/08

GM

shuke

01/25/08

GM

shuke

01/28/08

GM

01/29/08

shuke

GM

shuke 2

GM 2

GM 3

shuke 3

01/30/08

GM

GM 2

01/31/08

shuke

GM

02/01/08 GM (I guess we're just posting random non-eating pics now?)

02/04/08

GM

GM 2

shuke

GM 3 (again foodless)

Not sure what Tat was trying to accomplish here.

Random picture of TRE.

Whoever this is update this. Lord's work.

I just called ALS. The problem is that whatever site that most of these were hosted on obviously doesn't have them any more. I know I don't have all of my originals. Was looking for my "mustard in the bathroom stall" pic not long ago with no luck.

A lot of the old photos available here:http://youtu.be/W2tsaYuOSbs

Love the ad for New Crest Advanced. F'n Google.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

I don't think enough respect has been given to eating an entire apple.

That needs to be defeated somehow, imo.

yeah, i'm changing my vote back to Shuke for that. The last GM video was such pure gold but the actual feat didn't top the whole apple devouring. Just so hard to pick, GM's presentation was so so good, but in the end it's about the eating and eating an entire apple core/seeds is something i've never seen before.

These are two amazing gentlemen, and i bow down to both of them.

 

[gianmarco]

I don't think enough respect has been given to eating an entire apple.

That needs to be defeated somehow, imo.

yeah, i'm changing my vote back to Shuke for that. The last GM video was such pure gold but the actual feat didn't top the whole apple devouring. Just so hard to pick, GM's presentation was so so good, but in the end it's about the eating and eating an entire apple core/seeds is something i've never seen before.

These are two amazing gentlemen, and i bow down to both of them.

In all seriousness, my 3 year old ate an entire pear a couple days ago in the car on the way back from daycare. Seeds, core, and stem. And she was singing Frozen. True story.

I'm not impressed by the apple.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

I don't think enough respect has been given to eating an entire apple.

That needs to be defeated somehow, imo.

yeah, i'm changing my vote back to Shuke for that. The last GM video was such pure gold but the actual feat didn't top the whole apple devouring. Just so hard to pick, GM's presentation was so so good, but in the end it's about the eating and eating an entire apple core/seeds is something i've never seen before.

These are two amazing gentlemen, and i bow down to both of them.

In all seriousness, my 3 year old ate an entire pear a couple days ago in the car on the way back from daycare. Seeds, core, and stem. And she was singing Frozen. True story.

I'm not impressed by the apple.

Show video of your 3 year old eating an entire fruit core and all and i'll change my vote back to GM. Not that i don't believe you, but i personally haven't ever seen that feat before. I've seen many devour whole burgers so was very impressed with the entire apple feat.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

A lot of the old photos available here:

http://youtu.be/W2tsaYuOSbs

The 3:42 and and 4:32 mark.

shuke and GM have met in the flesh? I did not know that.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

A lot of the old photos available here:

http://youtu.be/W2tsaYuOSbs

The 3:42 and and 4:32 mark.

shuke and GM have met in the flesh? I did not know that.

Shopped, IMO.

 

[El Floppo]

Bless BB. Bless him right in the kisser.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

the gm scowl...a major factor for my vote

 

[shuke]

A lot of the old photos available here:

http://youtu.be/W2tsaYuOSbs

The 3:42 and and 4:32 mark.

shuke and GM have met in the flesh? I did not know that.

Shopped, IMO.

Sbarro's double decker pizza argument down?

 

[skol asylum]

I'm not voting until someone eats all the poop.

 

[General Malaise]

A lot of the old photos available here:

http://youtu.be/W2tsaYuOSbs

The 3:42 and and 4:32 mark.

shuke and GM have met in the flesh? I did not know that.

Shopped, IMO.

Sbarro's double decker pizza argument down?

It's been too long. We need to find a way to get together again. I'll try to stay more...upright this time.

 

[[icon]]

A restaurant in Memphis (Kooky Kanuck) has a 2 person giant burger challenge (shocker) called the "king kookamunga" that has been featured on various food networks... Attempted by many. Completed by few.

http://www.foodchallenges.com/challenges/kooky-canucks-6lb-king-kookamonga-challenge-memphis/

PLUS GM LOVES MEMPHIS

 

[Fennis]

Whatever. Any requests?

coconut?

OH HAI GM AND SHUKE

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Whatever. Any requests?

coconut?

OH HAI GM AND SHUKE

#### yeah!!!

 

[EYLive]

OMG

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Whatever. Any requests?

coconut?

OH HAI GM AND SHUKE

Awesome.

 

[AAABatteries]

What the hell?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

btw ...for real, how about how many mini-meatballs you can fit in your mouth at one time? They are delicious and make for a good video and a more clear winner in terms of amount. Style points would still be in effect of course.