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shuke said:
General Malaise said:
Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111
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:lmao: Jesus, that looks like a horrible case of hemmorhoids you got there.
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:) :bag: :lmao: So uh...my new girlfriend picked up my phone yesterday and I inquired just what in the hell I thought she was doing. She responded by telling me that she was going to set my background on my phone to a picture that I had saved in "My Photos". You see, I'm too large of a boob to figure out such matters on my own accord, so she volunteered to do it for my while I drove. Not wanting to protest too much, I just let her have at it.

And at it she went. Through undeleted photos of me under my desk with an apple looking very much like Ned Beaty in "Deliverance" to the angry expressions I wear while eating something harmless like lettuce. Instead of asking for an explanation, she just snickered and rolled on until she got the one she wanted - of my two boys.

I don't really want to have to explain this one on to her. As it is, MHIII is a meeting of wall street guys I "know" in the biz.....

 
:lmao: 8 weeks till I get to witness this live, I'm usually against bringing my digital camera to a boyz weekend at the lake but this time it is a f'n must.
 
General Malaise said:
shuke said:
General Malaise said:
Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111
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:lmao: Jesus, that looks like a horrible case of hemmorhoids you got there.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: So uh...my new girlfriend picked up my phone yesterday and I inquired just what in the hell I thought she was doing. She responded by telling me that she was going to set my background on my phone to a picture that I had saved in "My Photos". You see, I'm too large of a boob to figure out such matters on my own accord, so she volunteered to do it for my while I drove. Not wanting to protest too much, I just let her have at it.

And at it she went. Through undeleted photos of me under my desk with an apple looking very much like Ned Beaty in "Deliverance" to the angry expressions I wear while eating something harmless like lettuce. Instead of asking for an explanation, she just snickered and rolled on until she got the one she wanted - of my two boys.

I don't really want to have to explain this one on to her. As it is, MHIII is a meeting of wall street guys I "know" in the biz.....
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My wife knows all the background on MH3, and is aware I was involved in a Russian Bride Draft. But there's no way I could let her see this thread.
 
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.

 
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shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by somewhere else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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classic
 
shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by somewhere else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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:lmao:
 
shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by somewhere else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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:lmao: :rolleyes: I seriously laughed out loud. People think I'm nuts. WELL DONE!

 
shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by somewhere else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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I hate myself for saying this, but...that's hot.

 
shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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Wow thats funny
 
shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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It moved. :lmao: :bag: :lmao: :lmao:

 
shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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SFW?
 
yellowdog said:
shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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SFW?
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only if you like creampie
 
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