EAT-OFF (4 Viewers)

[MrPhoenix]

Has anyone proposed an 'angry' eat off using the new Burger King Angry Whopper? When I saw the commercial, I thought of this thread.....

This needs to be done. Desperately.

 

[Britney Spears]

Face to Face action shot:

LINK

i just had a stroke

That is not photoshopped, despite some accusatory PM's I have received to the contrary.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

GM

Women dig a man of healthy appetites. Think of your gustatory prowess as foreplay. When she sees you go down on a perogi or a falafel she is going to get weak. Who knows, she may even want to respond with an oral display of her own.

BTW 4 months. I got dinged around 8 times last year but it didn't total 4 months. Wow! You're a bad boy. Is that what Sassy Nanny likes, the bad boys?

 

[shuke]

Face to Face action shot:

LINK

i just had a stroke

That is not photoshopped, despite some accusatory PM's I have received to the contrary.

Please post the PMs.

 

[General Malaise]

I see what you did here....

For months, I have been on hiatus, banned from the hallow halls of the FFA for transgressions I fully accept and apologize for profusely. While serving my time, I did a lot of soul searching and went about finding myself. And while Shuke tried to take advantage of my absence and post an updated shot in our fabled Eat-Off, comforted by the fact that I wouldn't be around to respond, little did he know that I've turned over a new leaf in life.

Sure, I could come in here and post some pics where I'm irately eating or drinking with reckloose abandon.

But I've changed, Shuke. I'm not making my first post of the new year to challenge you anymore. In my time off, I really mulled over the direction my life was taking and then I found the light.

I'm no longer going to be an 'angry' man. I'm no longer going to 'engage' with the iBullies and competitive eaters of the internet. See, I've found true love. And with love has come happiness. So Shuke, while it's been fun and while the old GM would have fought back immediately (even if I were still on my 4 month time out), the new GM wishes you nothing but peace and good will.

Introducing my new love. The inspiration behind my transformation.

Peace and love to you all,

GM

Awwwwww! WAAAAAT!?!?!? Quit licking PeeWee and go shove like 800 Tootsie-Pops in your mouf or something!!

Alright....Alright....I tried to be nice. But it's war the FFA wants, it is WAR THE FFA GETS!!!!!!!!!!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[shuke]

I see what you did here....

For months, I have been on hiatus, banned from the hallow halls of the FFA for transgressions I fully accept and apologize for profusely. While serving my time, I did a lot of soul searching and went about finding myself. And while Shuke tried to take advantage of my absence and post an updated shot in our fabled Eat-Off, comforted by the fact that I wouldn't be around to respond, little did he know that I've turned over a new leaf in life.

Your delusion is at MOP levels here. I figured what better way to welcome you back than with a new pic here.

Sure, I could come in here and post some pics where I'm irately eating or drinking with reckloose abandon.

But I've changed, Shuke. I'm not making my first post of the new year to challenge you anymore. In my time off, I really mulled over the direction my life was taking and then I found the light.

Are you really just posting a bunch of pics here that you've already posted in this thread? Wow.

Introducing my new love. The inspiration behind my transformation.

Someone want to tell me what the moter #### is going on here?

 

[General Malaise]

Face to Face action shot:

LINK

i just had a stroke

That is not photoshopped, despite some accusatory PM's I have received to the contrary.

Please post the PMs.

Why am I so red? I don't recall seeing the sun.

 

[shuke]

I see what you did here....

For months, I have been on hiatus, banned from the hallow halls of the FFA for transgressions I fully accept and apologize for profusely. While serving my time, I did a lot of soul searching and went about finding myself. And while Shuke tried to take advantage of my absence and post an updated shot in our fabled Eat-Off, comforted by the fact that I wouldn't be around to respond, little did he know that I've turned over a new leaf in life.

Sure, I could come in here and post some pics where I'm irately eating or drinking with reckloose abandon.

But I've changed, Shuke. I'm not making my first post of the new year to challenge you anymore. In my time off, I really mulled over the direction my life was taking and then I found the light.

I'm no longer going to be an 'angry' man. I'm no longer going to 'engage' with the iBullies and competitive eaters of the internet. See, I've found true love. And with love has come happiness. So Shuke, while it's been fun and while the old GM would have fought back immediately (even if I were still on my 4 month time out), the new GM wishes you nothing but peace and good will.

Introducing my new love. The inspiration behind my transformation.

Peace and love to you all,

GM

Awwwwww! WAAAAAT!?!?!? Quit licking PeeWee and go shove like 800 Tootsie-Pops in your mouf or something!!

Alright....Alright....I tried to be nice. But it's war the FFA wants, it is WAR THE FFA GETS!!!!!!!!!!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Those still have the wrappers on them.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I see what you did here....

For months, I have been on hiatus, banned from the hallow halls of the FFA for transgressions I fully accept and apologize for profusely. While serving my time, I did a lot of soul searching and went about finding myself. And while Shuke tried to take advantage of my absence and post an updated shot in our fabled Eat-Off, comforted by the fact that I wouldn't be around to respond, little did he know that I've turned over a new leaf in life.

Sure, I could come in here and post some pics where I'm irately eating or drinking with reckloose abandon.

But I've changed, Shuke. I'm not making my first post of the new year to challenge you anymore. In my time off, I really mulled over the direction my life was taking and then I found the light.

I'm no longer going to be an 'angry' man. I'm no longer going to 'engage' with the iBullies and competitive eaters of the internet. See, I've found true love. And with love has come happiness. So Shuke, while it's been fun and while the old GM would have fought back immediately (even if I were still on my 4 month time out), the new GM wishes you nothing but peace and good will.

Introducing my new love. The inspiration behind my transformation.

Peace and love to you all,

GM

Awwwwww! WAAAAAT!?!?!? Quit licking PeeWee and go shove like 800 Tootsie-Pops in your mouf or something!!

Alright....Alright....I tried to be nice. But it's war the FFA wants, it is WAR THE FFA GETS!!!!!!!!!!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I've been among your biggest supporters throughout. But dum dums with the wrappers still on? You've changed. The four months away seems to have broken you. You seem like Luke after the box or McMurtry after electro shock. Please tell me that you, like they, are just playing possum and are even now planning to show that you still have more than just a little rabbit left in you. Please tell me that the man has not gotten your mind right.

 

[Otis]

I see what you did here....

For months, I have been on hiatus, banned from the hallow halls of the FFA for transgressions I fully accept and apologize for profusely. While serving my time, I did a lot of soul searching and went about finding myself. And while Shuke tried to take advantage of my absence and post an updated shot in our fabled Eat-Off, comforted by the fact that I wouldn't be around to respond, little did he know that I've turned over a new leaf in life.

Sure, I could come in here and post some pics where I'm irately eating or drinking with reckloose abandon.

But I've changed, Shuke. I'm not making my first post of the new year to challenge you anymore. In my time off, I really mulled over the direction my life was taking and then I found the light.

I'm no longer going to be an 'angry' man. I'm no longer going to 'engage' with the iBullies and competitive eaters of the internet. See, I've found true love. And with love has come happiness. So Shuke, while it's been fun and while the old GM would have fought back immediately (even if I were still on my 4 month time out), the new GM wishes you nothing but peace and good will.

Introducing my new love. The inspiration behind my transformation.

Peace and love to you all,

GM

Awwwwww! WAAAAAT!?!?!? Quit licking PeeWee and go shove like 800 Tootsie-Pops in your mouf or something!!

Alright....Alright....I tried to be nice. But it's war the FFA wants, it is WAR THE FFA GETS!!!!!!!!!!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Those still have the wrappers on them.

 

[General Malaise]

I see what you did here....

For months, I have been on hiatus, banned from the hallow halls of the FFA for transgressions I fully accept and apologize for profusely. While serving my time, I did a lot of soul searching and went about finding myself. And while Shuke tried to take advantage of my absence and post an updated shot in our fabled Eat-Off, comforted by the fact that I wouldn't be around to respond, little did he know that I've turned over a new leaf in life.

Your delusion is at MOP levels here. I figured what better way to welcome you back than with a new pic here.

Sure, I could come in here and post some pics where I'm irately eating or drinking with reckloose abandon.

But I've changed, Shuke. I'm not making my first post of the new year to challenge you anymore. In my time off, I really mulled over the direction my life was taking and then I found the light.

Are you really just posting a bunch of pics here that you've already posted in this thread? Wow.

Introducing my new love. The inspiration behind my transformation.

Someone want to tell me what the moter #### is going on here?

Sure. I drove through Dutch Brothers today to get my coffee. The girls there were giggling when I pulled up and handed me a picture of Pee Wee Herman, signed by all the girls that work the morning shift. I didn't have any real food items at my disposal, so I thought licking a picture of Pee Wee Herman would garner some laughs. Apparently, this was about as popular as New Coke or that time David Caruso tried movies.So I went next door, borrowed 17 lolipops, strapped on my helment and am back to take you down, Tubby. I may have been out of the game, but I didn't forget how to play.

 

[General Malaise]

I see what you did here....

For months, I have been on hiatus, banned from the hallow halls of the FFA for transgressions I fully accept and apologize for profusely. While serving my time, I did a lot of soul searching and went about finding myself. And while Shuke tried to take advantage of my absence and post an updated shot in our fabled Eat-Off, comforted by the fact that I wouldn't be around to respond, little did he know that I've turned over a new leaf in life.

Sure, I could come in here and post some pics where I'm irately eating or drinking with reckloose abandon.

But I've changed, Shuke. I'm not making my first post of the new year to challenge you anymore. In my time off, I really mulled over the direction my life was taking and then I found the light.

I'm no longer going to be an 'angry' man. I'm no longer going to 'engage' with the iBullies and competitive eaters of the internet. See, I've found true love. And with love has come happiness. So Shuke, while it's been fun and while the old GM would have fought back immediately (even if I were still on my 4 month time out), the new GM wishes you nothing but peace and good will.

Introducing my new love. The inspiration behind my transformation.

Peace and love to you all,

GM

Awwwwww! WAAAAAT!?!?!? Quit licking PeeWee and go shove like 800 Tootsie-Pops in your mouf or something!!

Alright....Alright....I tried to be nice. But it's war the FFA wants, it is WAR THE FFA GETS!!!!!!!!!!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Those still have the wrappers on them.

Well, I didn't want to ruin them with a bunch of drool. Only a dumbasssss would waste all those delicious lolipops! Saving them for later...

 

[shuke]

Face to Face action shot:

LINK

i just had a stroke

That is not photoshopped, despite some accusatory PM's I have received to the contrary.

Please post the PMs.

Why am I so red? I don't recall seeing the sun.

Yes, there was sun.I'm surprised you can recall being there at all.

 

[Britney Spears]

Face to Face action shot:

LINK

i just had a stroke

That is not photoshopped, despite some accusatory PM's I have received to the contrary.

Please post the PMs.

I deleted because of the stupid PM box limit.I had never received PM's from Mr. Furley before.

 

[Stoneys]

Oh, I have been waiting for the war to start back up.

 

[shuke]

That's bull####.

 

[Ned]

 

[General Malaise]

That's bull####.

sorry. deleted

 

[EYLive]

 

[mr. furley]

I had never received PM's from Mr. Furley before.

i won't forget this

 

[mex]

 

[DA RAIDERS]

awesome. have at it boys!! my offer still stands. i will have lunch delivered for one or both of you anytime.

 

[mex]

awesome. have at it boys!! my offer still stands. i will have lunch delivered for one or both of you anytime.

lunch? These guys need a vending machine delivered to their cubicles STAT

 

[shuke]

That's bull####.

sorry. deleted

I was kidding. The same pic is in here like a page back.

 

[Shutterbug]

 

[Verbal Kint]

Someone needs to update the OP please.

 

[Verbal Kint]

Is this Shuke? If so, didn't he violate his amateur status.

Seriously. I'm on to you "guy".

That looks nothing like me.

C'mon. If you dropped 75 lbs, grew a goatee and frosted your hair, you could have a series on the Food Network and have a recurring spot for Fridays. Its your dream job!

 

[Tick]

shuke, you gave me a popup.

 

[regularguy]

shuke, you gave me a popup.

TMI

 

[shuke]

Don't try this at home.

 

[Verbal Kint]

Don't try this at home.

Maybe its just a blurry pic, but are those tears in your eyes?

 

[Moe Green]

Don't try this at home.

This is strangely sensual.

 

[Verbal Kint]

Don't try this at home.

This is strangely sensual.

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.

 

[General Malaise]

why are you crying?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Don't try this at home.

Maybe its just a blurry pic, but are those tears in your eyes?

That would be hilarious. These pics have been a little one-note, emotionally.

 

[shuke]

Don't try this at home.

Maybe its just a blurry pic, but are those tears in your eyes?

You ever tried putting two apples in your mouth at once?

 

[mex]

Shuke takes eating to a new level

 

[shuke]

Shuke takes eating to a new level

That's what she said.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Don't try this at home.

Maybe its just a blurry pic, but are those tears in your eyes?

You ever tried putting two apples in your mouth at once?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Awesome shuke!

 

[Verbal Kint]

Don't try this at home.

Maybe its just a blurry pic, but are those tears in your eyes?

You ever tried putting two apples in your mouth at once?

If they were actually IN your mouth, I'd be impressed.

 

[shuke]

Don't try this at home.

Maybe its just a blurry pic, but are those tears in your eyes?

You ever tried putting two apples in your mouth at once?

If they were actually IN your mouth, I'd be impressed.

You think they're just floating in front of my face there, chief?

 

[General Malaise]

Don't try this at home.

Maybe its just a blurry pic, but are those tears in your eyes?

You ever tried putting two apples in your mouth at once?

If they were actually IN your mouth, I'd be impressed.

You think they're just floating in front of my face there, chief?

Why wouldn't you try this at home?

 

[Verbal Kint]

Don't try this at home.

Maybe its just a blurry pic, but are those tears in your eyes?

You ever tried putting two apples in your mouth at once?

If they were actually IN your mouth, I'd be impressed.

You think they're just floating in front of my face there, chief?

Looks like you're biting the stems to me.

 

[shuke]

Don't try this at home.

Maybe its just a blurry pic, but are those tears in your eyes?

You ever tried putting two apples in your mouth at once?

If they were actually IN your mouth, I'd be impressed.

You think they're just floating in front of my face there, chief?

Why wouldn't you try this at home?

Why are you posting without an eating pic?

 

[Verbal Kint]

Don't try this at home.

Maybe its just a blurry pic, but are those tears in your eyes?

You ever tried putting two apples in your mouth at once?

If they were actually IN your mouth, I'd be impressed.

You think they're just floating in front of my face there, chief?

Why wouldn't you try this at home?

Why are you posting without an eating pic?

 

[shuke]

Don't try this at home.

Maybe its just a blurry pic, but are those tears in your eyes?

You ever tried putting two apples in your mouth at once?

If they were actually IN your mouth, I'd be impressed.

You think they're just floating in front of my face there, chief?

Looks like you're biting the stems to me.

The stems? Are you ####ing kidding me here dude?

 

[Verbal Kint]

Don't try this at home.

Maybe its just a blurry pic, but are those tears in your eyes?

You ever tried putting two apples in your mouth at once?

If they were actually IN your mouth, I'd be impressed.

You think they're just floating in front of my face there, chief?

Looks like you're biting the stems to me.

The stems? Are you ####ing kidding me here dude?

All I'm saying is, when GM put 50 unwrapped blo-pops in his mouth, they were actually IN HIS MOUTH.

 

[shuke]

Don't try this at home.

Maybe its just a blurry pic, but are those tears in your eyes?

You ever tried putting two apples in your mouth at once?

If they were actually IN your mouth, I'd be impressed.

You think they're just floating in front of my face there, chief?

Looks like you're biting the stems to me.

The stems? Are you ####ing kidding me here dude?

All I'm saying is, when GM put 50 unwrapped blo-pops in his mouth, they were actually IN HIS MOUTH.

If those apples aren't in my mouth, HOW THE #### ARE THEY SITTING THERE?Note that they obviously aren't entirely in my mouth, which no one is claiming.

 

[General Malaise]

There's nothing fun to eat in this office.