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Considering I'm usually stumbling around, eating a lettuce drenched burger like a drunken David Hasselhoff while posting on the FFA, it's a good bet your kids and especially mine can get it all with a one-stop-shop approach.And speaking of over-rated and useless, check out all nine of my chins![Carson]"General Malaise, a head of lettuce, and the FFA.""Three relatively useless and over-rated things you wouldn't want your children to stumble upon."[/carson]
General Malaise said:Considering I'm usually stumbling around, eating a lettuce drenched burger like a drunken David Hasselhoff while posting on the FFA, it's a good bet your kids and especially mine can get it all with a one-stop-shop approach.And speaking of over-rated and useless, check out all nine of my chins!Bob Sacamano said:[Carson]"General Malaise, a head of lettuce, and the FFA.""Three relatively useless and over-rated things you wouldn't want your children to stumble upon."[/carson]Nigel Tufnel said:
Yet, somehow, I can't quit you.
Jabba The Malaise.
now imagine that you were originally linked to Ned's picture and at the bottom are the pictures of shuke eating and drinking
the girl in the main picture is pretty hot tooNigel Tufnel said:
We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
"Images like this one"=4 pics of hot large breasted women +1 of Shuke attacking what appears to be lasagna.Ned said:
If you start with the hot chicks and click "images like this one", it's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book with the various shuke pics being the alternate endings.Sure, it's make you laugh and be all "WTF?" but it'd also kill your boner."Images like this one"=4 pics of hot large breasted women +1 of Shuke attacking what appears to be lasagna.Ned said:
If you start with the hot chicks and click "images like this one", it's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book with the various shuke pics being the alternate endings.Sure, it's make you laugh and be all "WTF?" but it'd also kill your boner."Images like this one"=4 pics of hot large breasted women +1 of Shuke attacking what appears to be lasagna.Ned said:
If you start with the hot chicks and click "images like this one", it's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book with the various shuke pics being the alternate endings.Sure, it's make you laugh and be all "WTF?" but it'd also kill your boner."Images like this one"=4 pics of hot large breasted women +1 of Shuke attacking what appears to be lasagna.Ned said:
Solid effort here.The fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
Choose Your Own Adventure clicking led me to thisIf you start with the hot chicks and click "images like this one", it's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book with the various shuke pics being the alternate endings.Sure, it's make you laugh and be all "WTF?" but it'd also kill your boner."Images like this one"=4 pics of hot large breasted women +1 of Shuke attacking what appears to be lasagna.
CUPCAKES>>>COOKIESThe fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
CUPCAKES>>>COOKIESThe fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
the weird colored picture in the back just rounds out everything about this picture. awesome.CUPCAKES>>>COOKIESThe fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
Bit of a crazy eye thing going there.The fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
Nice napkin, Nancy.
GM came back with a fire in his belly.
You ever had a Hostess Cupcake? I think the first ingredient is lard.Nice napkin, Nancy.CUPCAKES>>>COOKIESThe fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
Thank you, citizen.GM came back with a fire in his belly.
GM [ 171 ] [49.71%] shuke [ 173 ] [50.29%]
The kid's picture in the background giving you banananose isCUPCAKES>>>COOKIESThe fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
Not since I was 10, no.You ever had a Hostess Cupcake?Nice napkin, Nancy.CUPCAKES>>>COOKIESThe fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
It's hardly fair that he has a vending machine.All I eat anymore during the day is fruit. What kind of fun is it to photograph a grown man eating a pear?I think a Hostess Cherry Pie on the shoulder would be
1605 posts in and you decide to throw some maturity in. Alright.Not since I was 10, no.You ever had a Hostess Cupcake?Nice napkin, Nancy.CUPCAKES>>>COOKIESThe fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
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That DOES sound sorta like the sort of thing that would really get Shuke worked into a lather...It's hardly fair that he has a vending machine.All I eat anymore during the day is fruit. What kind of fun is it to photograph a grown man eating a pear?I think a Hostess Cherry Pie on the shoulder would be
And? Sorry pal, but you lose points for using a shoulder doily.You ever had a Hostess Cupcake? I think the first ingredient is lard.Nice napkin, Nancy.CUPCAKES>>>COOKIESThe fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
NOW, I'm intriguedIt's hardly fair that he has a vending machine.All I eat anymore during the day is fruit. What kind of fun is it to photograph a grown man eating a pair?I think a Hostess Cherry Pie on the shoulder would be
WatermelonIt's hardly fair that he has a vending machine.All I eat anymore during the day is fruit. What kind of fun is it to photograph a grown man eating a pear?I think a Hostess Cherry Pie on the shoulder would be
You can eat watermelon?WatermelonIt's hardly fair that he has a vending machine.All I eat anymore during the day is fruit. What kind of fun is it to photograph a grown man eating a pear?I think a Hostess Cherry Pie on the shoulder would be
I don't know why, butAnd? Sorry pal, but you lose points for using a shoulder doily.You ever had a Hostess Cupcake? I think the first ingredient is lard.Nice napkin, Nancy.CUPCAKES>>>COOKIESThe fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
You can eat watermelon?WatermelonIt's hardly fair that he has a vending machine.All I eat anymore during the day is fruit. What kind of fun is it to photograph a grown man eating a pear?I think a Hostess Cherry Pie on the shoulder would be
If Shuke takes pics of what you're thinking about, I'll finally concede this thing to him.Sweatshirt or another one of those t-shirts with a liner stitched into them?The fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
That would be a grey undershirt and a blue knit long sleeve.Sweatshirt or another one of those t-shirts with a liner stitched into them?The fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
Is there more than one bong in that picture?That would be a grey undershirt and a blue knit long sleeve.Sweatshirt or another one of those t-shirts with a liner stitched into them?The fans ask, I deliver.We need to have shuke and GM compete in specific categories, like the Miss America competition.
The next one needs to be who can come up with the best shoulder cookie pic.
Get to it, boys.
