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PSA for my GBs. 

I want to slay virgins and slit my wrists when someone says this. 

Etc.

E T

I’m not bright, so when you sound uneducated to the ol Oats, OOF. 

 
Oh, it’s wildly popular. 
I saw a commercial for it the other day. Do not use:

If you have a heart condition

if you are pregnant

if you have high blood pressure

if you can’t get an erection

if you have had seizures in the past

if you only have one leg

Ask your doctor.

 
A guy I work with makes like $2.5MM a year, and he says this. And I’m just wtf every time 

 
A guy I work with makes like $2.5MM a year, and he says this. And I’m just wtf every time 
One of the smartest people I've ever met in my life almost never showers and routinely smells of hobo ### and rancid garbage. 

People are weird. :shrug:

 
Otis said:
A guy I work with makes like $2.5MM a year, and he says this. And I’m just wtf every time 
Can you be more pacific?  Who is it?

 
Quint said:
Expresso would like a word. 
Meredith: Always with the friends Oscar. Can’t we just enjoy the new espresso machine? 
Oscar: Actually, it’s pronounced “espresso”… Wait. That’s what you said. I apologize, I just assumed you would mispronounce it.

 
I wasn’t a big fan of Jennifer Garner playing her but I did like Elodie Yung playing her on Daredevil

 
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My wife say “phantom” instead of “fathom”. As in “I can’t phantom why anyone would do that”. Drives me nuts. I think she does it on purpose now since I politely and jokingly corrected her a long time ago. Or maybe not.

 
My wife say “phantom” instead of “fathom”. As in “I can’t phantom why anyone would do that”. Drives me nuts. I think she does it on purpose now since I politely and jokingly corrected her a long time ago. Or maybe not.
Grounds for divorce. 

 
Someone recently busted me for saying “attorney generals.” It should be attorneys general.

Feels ticky tack to me. And anyway the correct way is stupid.  

 
A guy I work with makes like $2.5MM a year, and he says this. And I’m just wtf every time 
VP at our company says Excedra.  She has a slight speech impediment though so I don't have the heart to correct her. She only mispronounces this word though.

 
Is this the thread where people forget that language is dynamic and occasionally, and virtually always unintentionally (although sadly not literally), cross over into promoting racial stereotypes?

 
Can you be more pacific?  Who is it?
My Pastor dropped a 'pacific in his message on Sunday, seriously made me question my faith...in him at least.

Another Pastor I'm familiar with says 'umble instead of humble. Drives me nuts.

 
My Pastor dropped a 'pacific in his message on Sunday, seriously made me question my faith...in him at least.

Another Pastor I'm familiar with says 'umble instead of humble. Drives me nuts.
He must be from the Houston area.  There's a town/suburb just outside of Houston called Humble, and it is pronounced "umble". I catch myself doing the same thing.

 
My company's EMR vendor has a representative who hosts Skype update calls for a project they are working on for new dashboards. One of the last calls I noticed she kept saying "axe" over and over. Oof.

 
PSA for my GBs. 

I want to slay virgins and slit my wrists when someone says this. 

Etc.

E T

I’m not bright, so when you sound uneducated to the ol Oats, OOF. 
I'll agree with all of this but eckspecially the last line.

 

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