Ending to a best mans toast (1 Viewer)

[Deepster]

I have the toast all set except for the ending. Anyone have a good zinger or sentimental quote they have used or heard in past toasts? I can make either angle work and the toast is equal parts funny and sincere.

Thanks, FBGers.

 

[Abraham]

Honor.

 

[Christo]

Hodor.

 

[McGarnicle]

Look up the toast that Michael Scott did at Phyllis's wedding. Memorize that word for word and they'll be rolling on the floor (except for the people who never saw the episode).

 

[higgins]

"I don't use the word 'genius' that often.......... I just thought I'd mention that. Everyone enjoy the special night."

 

[Freelove]

Anything describing you, your frat brothers, a mountain of narcotics, and illicit acts performed upon the bride-to-be is always endearing and well-received.

 

[Willie Whistle]

"... and so that's the story of how we double-teamed a Mexican prostitute."

 

[ScottNorwood]

At a recent interracial marriage, the best man toasted - congratulations on turning your lives into a Tyler Perry movie.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Who is the groom?

 

[fantasycurse42]

A comment about the brides hooters always seems to be a crowd pleaser.

 

[bigbottom]

In closing, I just want to say that I'm amazed that you've able land a girl like [_______]. Seriously, I don't know how you pulled it off. It's like the heist of the century. So my advice to you is this: don't #### it up. Cheers!

 

[eoMMan]

Cheers.

I just farted.

 

[Josie Maran]

"Here's to chicks with big t*ts."

 

[GOB]

Let's get drunk.

 

[Insein]

...I thought they were hookers but I dont remember paying.

 

[NIU Kicker]

On my wedding night my dad told me with marriage there are three rings.

The first ring was the engagement ring. It's symbolizes your friendship and the excitement of spending the rest of your lives together.

The second ring was exchanged today, the wedding ring. It symbolizes your love and the fact you are joined for the rest of your lives.

Tomorrow comes the third ring that most married people come to understand over time.... The suffer ring.

 

[ScottNorwood]

On my wedding night my dad told me with marriage there are three rings.

The first ring was the engagement ring. It's symbolizes your friendship and the excitement of spending the rest of your lives together.

The second ring was exchanged today, the wedding ring. It symbolizes your love and the fact you are joined for the rest of your lives.

Tomorrow comes the third ring that most married people come to understand over time.... The suffer ring.

ugh

 

[jon_mx]

i like to end by complimenting the new bride....the last one i ended with this line, "And BTW, she is really really good in bed." It sleighed them.

 

[Henry Ford]

"Let's all hope this wedding night doesn't end the way the first time he slept with her did - calling me crying and begging me to never tell anyone about the time I let him go down on me."

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Say something relevant that ties your speech together or harkens back to something from earlier in the speech. Don't use a ####### cliche.

 

[Willie Whistle]

Tell them to take it one day at a time.

 

[Ilov80s]

I would close it out with an acapella version The Power of Love.

 

[drummer]

"I'm happy the groom has found someone after our love affair"

 

[eoMMan]

Does she know about your herpes?

 

[Christo]

i like to end by complimenting the new bride....the last one i ended with this line, "And BTW, she is really really good in bed." It sleighed them.

A one horse open sleigh?

 

[Otis]

I'd suggest sipping your drink.

 

[Psychopav]

Entries in the divorce pool are now officially closed.

Guys, I've got 8 months. I know it's a long shot but see if you can tough it out 'til then.

 

[Henry Ford]

I just hope that someday - maybe tonight - I can find the kind of amazing, unbelievable love you two have. Or at least bang your maid of honor over the dumpster and get a picture of it for instagram.

 

[chauncey]

Start hiding money

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

Knibb High football rules!

 

[jon_mx]

i like to end by complimenting the new bride....the last one i ended with this line, "And BTW, she is really really good in bed." It sleighed them.

A one horse open sleigh?

exactly. oh what fun it is too.

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

And may all your camping trips be Steve-free!

 

[Psychopav]

...and in conclusion, in a mere three weeks you find out the baby's gender. And if it's a boy, I'd just like to put in a plug now for little Deepster. Good luck you two.

 

[NutterButter]

I like the idea of mentioning a due date especially in the very near future of a fictitious pregnancy just to see everyone's reaction

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

End it simply.

This is an old Spanish toast:

I wish you four things - Health, Wealth, Love and Time to enjoy them.

 

[jwb]

"...and that ends my toast. If anybody needs me, I'll be at the bar."

(really used by me)

 

[Franknbeans]

handjobs and cheetos for all my men

 

[Patriotsfatboy1]

Live well, laugh often and love much.

 

[drummer]

"On and in case anybody forgot, my League still has a few slots open"

 

[mquinnjr]

"Here's to chicks with big t*ts."

(If the bride has smaller bewbs, look at bride and say) "...no offense!"

 

[mquinnjr]

I just hope that someday - maybe tonight - I can find the kind of amazing, unbelievable love you two have. Or at least bang your maid of honor over the dumpster and get a picture of it for instagram.

I'd leave out the bolded. Don't want to embarrass the poor girl!

 

[Das Boot]

...remember, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars!

 

[Josie Maran]

You could go Righetti-style and take off your shirt.

 

[Deepster]

You could go Righetti-style and take off your shirt.

He's my avatar. If I could do "Livin on a Prayer" justice, I would.

 

[peaces]

drop the mike

 

[The Duff Man]

Whip it out

 

[ghostguy123]

F you... F you....F you.............You're cool (pointing to someone you have never met or talked to).........F you..I'm out (drop mike) walk somewhere, anywhere.

 

[Josie Maran]

F you... F you....F you.............You're cool (pointing to someone you have never met or talked to).........F you..I'm out (drop mike) walk somewhere, anywhere.

Best one yet.

 

[ghostguy123]

F you... F you....F you.............You're cool (pointing to someone you have never met or talked to).........F you..I'm out (drop mike) walk somewhere, anywhere.

Best one yet.

Total ripoff from "Half Baked". I would imagine most knew that though.

 

[drummer]

"Hey man, I'm friends with Otis on message board. It's his fault that he told me to ask a question here. That dude gives out bad advice."