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[SWC]

irresistible the movie as soon as possible that is all take that to the bank bromigos   

 

[timschochet]

40% on Rotten tomatoes. That usually stops me. 

 

[joffer]

loved it.  the “paid for by.....” were the best

 

[GordonGekko]

irresistible the movie as soon as possible that is all take that to the bank bromigos   

I'll spoil the movie for everyone.

It's about a brief moment in time, years back, when Prime Gekko was in competition with Scott Baio and Rob Lowe to see which one of us could plow through the largest number of Jazzercise instructors with predictably low self esteem.

The loser had to pay the tab for our usual routine of highlights and score breakdowns at a run down IHOP.

Fun fact, the original concept for The Human Centipede was a brain child of a very drunk Baio when he doodled it on a napkin and called it his "White Whale" against his ironic Ahab. It apparently became a controversial moment when Baio pitched it as a very realistic episode of Charles In Charge.

Of course, our triumvirate collapsed when Baio and Lowe both demanded I surrender my pair of Bren Ten pistols from my double shoulder holster so they could duel in the IHOP parking lot. Apparently a friendly debate on where Melissa Gilbert should fall on the Standard Pass/Fail Hot & Crazy Matrix drove them both over the edge. Also Baio believed the role in Oxford Blues should have been his and his alone.

And so I was, yet again, a Lone Wolf. I would have some random big hair hard body shimmy out of her Jordache's for me, all for only the price of a mix tape from a choice selection I kept in my fanny pack, and my natural Alpha dominance.

This is why Third Wave feminism destroyed the social fabric of America. Because simps set the Bro Code on fire for the false narrative that fake Laura Ingalls Wilder was "irresistible"

Scott and Rob came to my stronghold, years and years later, to apologize. They sat down and put in a video. It was an episode of Nip/Tuck where Melissa Gilbert was in the plotline involving a dog and a jar of peanut butter and plastic surgery was needed .I kid you not, this was the creative musings of a pre Glee Ryan Murphy. Scott and Rob both looked ashamed.

I took out an old box from the garage and we all wore our matching Le Tigre shirts. They still fit. But the men inside had changed.

I only have one of those Bren Ten's left. How I lost the 2nd one is another story for another time.

I remember Rob was the last to leave, he wept and he said he wished he could take it all back. And I was merciless, I said this is the price you pay, for the life you choose.

This is the weight of being irresistible. The cost will always be your brothers. The cost was too much.

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

I'm just buying more stock in that, brohan.  Tank that to the bank. 

 

[SWC]

40% on Rotten tomatoes. That usually stops me. 

tim the fact that you let an internet site tell  you what to do and obey it is sort one of the key points the movie makes so maybe give it a watch it wont kill you big guy take that to the bank brohan

 

[Joe Mammy]

I'll spoil the movie for everyone.

It's about a brief moment in time, years back, when Prime Gekko was in competition with Scott Baio and Rob Lowe to see which one of us could plow through the largest number of Jazzercise instructors with predictably low self esteem.

The loser had to pay the tab for our usual routine of highlights and score breakdowns at a run down IHOP.

Fun fact, the original concept for The Human Centipede was a brain child of a very drunk Baio when he doodled it on a napkin and called it his "White Whale" against his ironic Ahab. It apparently became a controversial moment when Baio pitched it as a very realistic episode of Charles In Charge.

Of course, our triumvirate collapsed when Baio and Lowe both demanded I surrender my pair of Bren Ten pistols from my double shoulder holster so they could duel in the IHOP parking lot. Apparently a friendly debate on where Melissa Gilbert should fall on the Standard Pass/Fail Hot & Crazy Matrix drove them both over the edge. Also Baio believed the role in Oxford Blues should have been his and his alone.

And so I was, yet again, a Lone Wolf. I would have some random big hair hard body shimmy out of her Jordache's for me, all for only the price of a mix tape from a choice selection I kept in my fanny pack, and my natural Alpha dominance.

This is why Third Wave feminism destroyed the social fabric of America. Because simps set the Bro Code on fire for the false narrative that fake Laura Ingalls Wilder was "irresistible"

Scott and Rob came to my stronghold, years and years later, to apologize. They sat down and put in a video. It was an episode of Nip/Tuck where Melissa Gilbert was in the plotline involving a dog and a jar of peanut butter and plastic surgery was needed .I kid you not, this was the creative musings of a pre Glee Ryan Murphy. Scott and Rob both looked ashamed.

I took out an old box from the garage and we all wore our matching Le Tigre shirts. They still fit. But the men inside had changed.

I only have one of those Bren Ten's left. How I lost the 2nd one is another story for another time.

I remember Rob was the last to leave, he wept and he said he wished he could take it all back. And I was merciless, I said this is the price you pay, for the life you choose.

This is the weight of being irresistible. The cost will always be your brothers. The cost was too much.

Give it to me in a nutshell.