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[Bossman]

With the verbiage that Witten uses, he really should have a lisp.

Would make his commentary so much more entertaining.

actually, any kind of speech impediment would be entertaining...

"Touthdowns are weally impowtant hewa Joe. Weally helps a team win tha game."

 

[Avery]

Booger clearly has Sequan on his fantasy team. 

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Beckham gotta take a dump. 

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Oh dear lord Booger. Wtf. 

 

[avina1]

what the hell is going on 

 

[SengerCJ]

Does anyone have any idea what Booger just said?

 

[leftcoastheel]

do defensive linemen really crap their pants and then go play?  is that true?

 

[Max Power]

Does anyone have any idea what Booger just said?

Can't post the poop emoji anymore?

 

[SengerCJ]

do defensive linemen really crap their pants and then go play?  is that true?

I can imagine that Booger may have and assumed everyone else did. 

 

[avina1]

you have to think the producers will have a talk with Booger after that. You know, think of the children, and such

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Does anyone have any idea what Booger just said?

Apparently in his day they just crapped themselves on the bench. These diva WRs are too spoiled to #### thenseves these days.    

 

[leftcoastheel]

I can imagine that Booger may have and assumed everyone else did. 

LOL.  I mean most of their pants are WHITE for god's sake.

 

[sportsphysio]

Does anyone have any idea what Booger just said?

Yup...lineman too lazy to run into the locker room, easier to just crap and piss yourself on the bench.

 

[Truebluey]

do defensive linemen really crap their pants and then go play?  is that true?

Commentary on N F L hits a new low. 

 

[Andrew74]

Julio’s ankles shouldn’t move like that. Ugh. 

 

[bostonfred]

I think he meant pee pee not poo poo

 

[Avery]

Apparently in his day they just crapped themselves on the bench. These diva WRs are too spoiled to #### thenseves these days.    

Yup. That’s a summary of what a professional announcer just said on national television. 

That just happened. 

 

[Bossman]

You don't think I know what happens in the next 15 mins of this game?

Was a pre-emptive strike. Foreshadowing if you will.

Nailed it. 3.5 qtrs.

 

[Insein]

Giants are not very good.

 

[Avery]

I can’t wait to hear what Matt Ryan said during that play. 

I can imagine it is something enthralling and insightful like... “Yes!”

 

[Donnybrook]

This game is over.  13 point lead is insurmountable for the Giants.  

 

[Bossman]

Barkley seems to tackle himself at times.

 

[Avery]

Cool. 

Good time to establish the run. 

 

[Bossman]

OK, I want to see that Overlord movie now.

 

[The Frankman]

Giants should run hurry up all the time.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Cool. 

Good time to establish the run. 

Kinda looks like a live-action DOOM. They shoulda done it 1st person like hardcore Henry. 

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Unbelievable this game is a TD away from being tied. 

 

[JIMGET]

Giants should run hurry up all the time.

except when they get a first down on the 12 yard line with 1:40 left in the half..they go up tempo, run 3 crap plays....resulting in a field goal, atlanta gets the ball with 1:00 left and gets the field goal back.

incompetent coaching and time management.

 

[SengerCJ]

Fun fact. If Eli can manage to beat the colts and the chargers he can become the fourth QB to beat all 32 NFL teams. 

 

[leftcoastheel]

Fun fact. If Eli can manage to beat the colts and the chargers he can become the fourth QB to beat all 32 NFL teams. 

When did he beat the Giants?

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Fun fact. If Eli can manage to beat the colts and the chargers he can become the fourth QB to beat all 32 NFL teams. 

He’s going to be the weakest, luckiest HOF-er of all time. 

 

[shadyridr]

This better stand

 

[Arodin]

When did he beat the Giants?

Most of last season?

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

When did he beat the Giants?

 

 

[JIMGET]

When did he beat the Giants?

Shoot..he's been doing that for the last 6 years....bwahahahaha

 

[Bossman]

Fun fact. If Eli can manage to beat the colts and the chargers he can become the fourth QB to beat all 32 NFL teams. 

Well 32 teams would mean that he beat the Giants.

Technically he's done that dozens of times I guess.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

What the hell?

 

[Hu-Tang Clan]

WTF??????

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Why why why why why why why would they do that? 

 

[Donnybrook]

And the Giants lose by one. 

 

[shadyridr]

Lol wtf

 

[Max Power]

What?  Why?

 

[The Frankman]

wow Beckham dropped it.

 

[the rover]

Huh?

 

[JIMGET]

Unbelievable this game is a TD away from being tied. 

well...not now....why?  what? why?

 

[Arodin]

Expected value of two 2-point conversions:  slightly more than 2 points.

Expected value of two XPs:  slightly less than 2 points.

Better chance of winning outright, vs. losing outright.

 

[skol asylum]

Ok turned it on. Nice hands ODB.

 

[The Frankman]

Didn't we have this discussion where the guy said go for 2 every time?

 

[SengerCJ]

When did he beat the Giants?

I was waiting for someone to comment this and while I didn’t have any punchline ready, I’m glad a few of you were ready. 

 

[shadyridr]

Obj should've had it