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Family Christmas Dinner Expense Sharing Question for the FFA (1 Viewer)

Maybe Ralph is ashamed to report back.

Maybe it all worked out flawlessly and the relatives were raving over how well run and fair it was this year.

Maybe.

 
I’ll give you 7:1 odds he doesn’t return. Maybe he’s stuck washing all of the dishes to help pay for his meal? Should we hold a twitch fundraiser to help pay his bills? :pigeon: 

 
I think the SIL must have found a way to include "Internet time" into the calculation and Ralph didn't pay up out of spite.

 
Let's go Ralphie... the tardiness of your update is unacceptable!

(I do have faith that our hero is setting the stage for an epic Friday update)

 
Speak in a language he can understand...

Ralphie - you will be charged a fee determined by how long it takes you to update this thread.

 
furley call up your uncle ralph and tell him to update the hell out of this thread this is worse than man in the yellow hat and the bathroom thing take that to the bank brohans

 
SWC said:
furley call up your uncle ralph and tell him to update the hell out of this thread this is worse than man in the yellow hat and the bathroom thing take that to the bank brohans
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i'm working on helping him craft the message

we've got our best people on it

 
Ok, I haven't checked back since the holidays, so I apologize to anyone for not wrapping this up sooner.

Ultimately the family collectively ignored the SiL's crazy pay for play nonsense.  Apparently I wasn't the only one who found her control issues to be a bit over the top.  We indulged in food and drink, and outside of not being at anyone's home, ended up being an enjoyable time.  I'm sure this is not the ending the FFA wanted, but it's all I got, sorry.

 
Ralph Furley said:
Ok, I haven't checked back since the holidays, so I apologize to anyone for not wrapping this up sooner.

Ultimately the family collectively ignored the SiL's crazy pay for play nonsense.  Apparently I wasn't the only one who found her control issues to be a bit over the top.  We indulged in food and drink, and outside of not being at anyone's home, ended up being an enjoyable time.  I'm sure this is not the ending the FFA wanted, but it's all I got, sorry.
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Glad it wasn't a huge National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation disaster, that's better for you...not so much better for us though.

 
Ralph Furley said:
Ok, I haven't checked back since the holidays, so I apologize to anyone for not wrapping this up sooner.

Ultimately the family collectively ignored the SiL's crazy pay for play nonsense.  Apparently I wasn't the only one who found her control issues to be a bit over the top.  We indulged in food and drink, and outside of not being at anyone's home, ended up being an enjoyable time.  I'm sure this is not the ending the FFA wanted, but it's all I got, sorry.
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Uggh--you had soo much time to fabricate some sort of amazing tale and instead you give us this.   I feel used.   I'm glad it worked out okay for you though.   

 
Ralph Furley said:
Ok, I haven't checked back since the holidays, so I apologize to anyone for not wrapping this up sooner.

Ultimately the family collectively ignored the SiL's crazy pay for play nonsense.  Apparently I wasn't the only one who found her control issues to be a bit over the top.  We indulged in food and drink, and outside of not being at anyone's home, ended up being an enjoyable time.  I'm sure this is not the ending the FFA wanted, but it's all I got, sorry.
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:reported:

Drop the ban hammer on this one, Joe.

 
jvdesigns2002 said:
Uggh--you had soo much time to fabricate some sort of amazing tale and instead you give us this.   I feel used.   I'm glad it worked out okay for you though.   
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Stories by Arizona Ron >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  Stories by Ralph Furley

But for real glad it worked out and wasn't a giant cluster.

 
Ralph Furley said:
Ok, I haven't checked back since the holidays, so I apologize to anyone for not wrapping this up sooner.

Ultimately the family collectively ignored the SiL's crazy pay for play nonsense.  Apparently I wasn't the only one who found her control issues to be a bit over the top.  We indulged in food and drink, and outside of not being at anyone's home, ended up being an enjoyable time.  I'm sure this is not the ending the FFA wanted, but it's all I got, sorry.
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This should have a billion "unlikes..."

:thumbdown:

 
Ralph Furley said:
Ok, I haven't checked back since the holidays, so I apologize to anyone for not wrapping this up sooner.

Ultimately the family collectively ignored the SiL's crazy pay for play nonsense.  Apparently I wasn't the only one who found her control issues to be a bit over the top.  We indulged in food and drink, and outside of not being at anyone's home, ended up being an enjoyable time.  I'm sure this is not the ending the FFA wanted, but it's all I got, sorry.
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Link

 
Ralph Furley said:
Ok, I haven't checked back since the holidays, so I apologize to anyone for not wrapping this up sooner.

Ultimately the family collectively ignored the SiL's crazy pay for play nonsense.  Apparently I wasn't the only one who found her control issues to be a bit over the top.  We indulged in food and drink, and outside of not being at anyone's home, ended up being an enjoyable time.  I'm sure this is not the ending the FFA wanted, but it's all I got, sorry.
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This is one of the few times we would have appreciated an entertaining lie.

 
RokNRole said:
This is one of the few times we would have appreciated an entertaining lie.
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I gave a lot of thought to this, but I'm not as clever of some of the other posters on this board.  I'm smiling while I write this as I expected an immediate assault for not reporting some kind of holiday meyhem, but I'm an honest dude, what can I say, sorry to disappoint.  

 
Ralph Furley said:
I gave a lot of thought to this, but I'm not as clever of some of the other posters on this board.  I'm smiling while I write this as I expected an immediate assault for not reporting some kind of holiday meyhem, but I'm an honest dude, what can I say, sorry to disappoint.  
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Take it from me.....honesty is the worst policy on here. I’m not upset personally and I can understand and respect the honesty but the FFA sharks thirst for comedy blood and honesty cannot quench it.

Surely there was some good comments throughout the night among the entire family that mutinied.

Anything funny to share?

 
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