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[BassNBrew]

Stinky Linky

Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:27 am EDT

Jets locker room is 87% stinkier since Brett Favre's arrival

By MJD

That overpowering stench of death in the Jets locker room? Oh, never mind that. It's just a rotting animal carcass that Brett Favre stuffed into a bag and put in Eric Barton's locker. From The Fifth Down:

Favre is notorious for shenanigans involving lockers, and since his arrival to the Jets in August, the tradition has apparently continued. The latest victim? Barton.

Barton could not remember whether it happened last week or the week before. Nor did he know exactly what kind of dead animal Favre shot (presumably), bagged and dumped inside Barton’s locker.

Some teammates believe it was a wild turkey, but regardless, they all gathered around Barton’s locker and engaged in fits of laughter. The dead animal was inside a bag that was filled with blood and guts.

A wild turkey? That's not a bad guess. I think it was Ken O'Brien.

Whatever the unidentified murdered beast, I guess it's a good sign for the Jets. It's like that old saying ... you know you're starting to feel at ease around someone when you feel comfortable enough to kill an animal, put it in a bag, and stash it among their personal belongings. In his own special way, this is Brett fitting in.

Gracias, Sports by Brooks.

Related: Brett Favre, New York Jets, NFL Oddness

 

[Skilo]

Gross, funny, and PETA is gonna have a field day.

 

[Black]

Yeah, but would Aaron Rodgers do that?

 

[Challenge Everything]

I thought he was not having fun in New York?

 

[H.K.]

I thought he was not having fun in New York?

Farve? Yes. The turkey? Not so much.

 

[Mikey16x]

Move over Michael Vick... PETA has a new target.

 

[BigRed]

Gross.......hardly funny. Not saying necessarily "offensive" if he killed the animal while hunting, but about as funny as a glass of water. Talk about a bizarro sense of humour. Hey here's a pile of blood and guts. hahahahaha.

Favre has issues.

 

[hobbes4]

Gross.......hardly funny. Not saying necessarily "offensive" if he killed the animal while hunting, but about as funny as a glass of water. Talk about a bizarro sense of humour. Hey here's a pile of blood and guts. hahahahaha. Favre has issues.

welcome to the south. it's funny down here

 

[Skilo]

Gross.......hardly funny. Not saying necessarily "offensive" if he killed the animal while hunting, but about as funny as a glass of water. Talk about a bizarro sense of humour. Hey here's a pile of blood and guts. hahahahaha. Favre has issues.

welcome to the south. it's funny down here

Sadly, yes

 

[Jeff Haseley]

The dead animal was inside a bag that was filled with blood and guts.

"I would've double bagged it"

 

[Stealthycat]

you cannot murder an animal ........ BTW turkey guts are one of the nastiest if thats what was left by Favre (I'm certain Favre kept the meat, wild turkey breast is absolutely top table fare ! )

 

[Sweet Love]

Wild Turkey in NYC = big pigeon

 

[Ozymandias]

Gross.......hardly funny. Not saying necessarily "offensive" if he killed the animal while hunting, but about as funny as a glass of water. Talk about a bizarro sense of humour. Hey here's a pile of blood and guts. hahahahaha. Favre has issues.

Looks like he's not the only one.

 

[sdsjr3]

Wild Turkey in NYC = big pigeon

Supposedly Brett hooked up with some folks to get him hunting here in PA. Likely on a private preserve, but regardless finding a Eastern Wild Turkey here in PA is no problem at all. And frankly, once you get outside of the city in NY there are tons as well.Pretty funny story to me, but then again...I ain't no tree hugger so I get it.

 

[Osaurus]

So he left his lunch in someone elses locker.....no biggie.