#51 - Moby **** from Led Zeppelin II (1969)
Appeared On: 8 ballots (out of 62) . . . 12.9%
Total Points: 94 points (out of 1,550 possible points . . . 5.29%)
Top 5 Rankers: @BroncoFreak_2K3 friend
@Long Ball Larry
5 Other Highest Rankers: @BroncoFreak_2K3@Rustoleum@Ron Popeil@fatguyinalittlecoat@zamboni
Highest Ranking: 2
Live Performances:
As Pat’s Delight: Spokane - 1968-12-30 (8:14) (Third Performance),
San Francisco - 1969-04-24 (12:16),
San Francisco – 1969-04-27 (13:23)
As Moby ****: London - 1970-01-09 (15:12),
Los Angeles - 1972-06-25 (19:24),
New York - 1973-07-29 (28:23),
London - 1975-05-25 (21:28)
As Over The Top: Landover - 1977-05-26 (36:14) (Longest Performance),
Seattle - 1977-07-17 (25:37) (Last performance)
Notable Covers: Dread Zeppelin,
Nirvana,
Train,
Chad Smith (RHCP),
Vanilla Fudge,
The Circle (Jason Bonham)
Ultimate Classic Rock Ranking (out of 92 songs): 43
Vulture Ranking (out of 74 songs): 74
Rolling Stone Ranking (out of 40 songs): 31
Louder Ranking (out of 50 songs): 43
Uproxx Ranking (out of 50 songs): Not Ranked
WMGK Ranking (out of 92 songs): 25
SPIN Ranking (out of 87 songs): 43
Ranker Ranking (out of 87 songs): 51
Anachronarchy Ranking (out of 80 songs): 8
Our first entry from the second album . . . which means the album failed to place every song in the Top 50 by one spot.
John Bonham’s first drum set as a youngster was a bath salts can with wires on the bottom, a coffee tin with a loose wire for a snare, and some of his mother's cooking pots. He joined his first band, Terry Webb and the Spiders, at the age of 16 in 1964. He bounced around from there . . . A Way of Life, Crawling King Snakes (with Robert Plant), Band of Joy (again with Plant), and in singer Tim Roses’ band before joining Led Zeppelin.
He was completely self-taught as a drummer, and the power and loudness of his drumming became well known at local clubs. Some bands wouldn't hire him, since local clubs often wouldn't even book the bands that he played with because he played too loud.
Moby **** is pretty straightforward. Bonzo see drum, Bonzo beat drum . . . for a long time. The drum solo that every other drummer wanted their solo to be but never really came close. This was Bonham's showcase song on Zeppelin tours. His solo would last 10, 20, even 30 minutes or longer. The rest of the band would leave the stage to grab a smoke. Bonham sometimes drew blood performing it from beating his hands on his snare and tom toms. Plant once said, “John was the greatest drummer in the world. I knew this because he told me so."
It’s first iteration was called Pat’s Delight in honor of his wife, Pat Phillips, who he married at age 17. It started out as Bonham doing Bonham things in the studio and Page jumped in and the two riffed together. Page crafted the guitar part around the song
Watch Your Step by Bobby Parker from 1961.
By the time the second album had come around, Page had changed up the opening, added a baseline for JPJ, and had renamed it to Moby **** because Bonham’s young son Jason thought the piece was huge . . . like the whale in the Herman Melville book. For the 1977 tour, the intro to Out on the Tiles was used as the intro and the name was unofficially renamed Over The Top, so named because Plant said adding the Out on the Tiles intro sent the song “over the top.”
The song, under it’s three names, was the third most performed Led Zeppelin song, with 307 total performances.
Oddly enough, Moby **** was released as a single in Italy in 1970, more than a year after the second album had come out. The song was also used to promote an anti-littering campaign in the United States, and it became the campaign’s theme music in the mid '70s.
Ultimate Classic Rock (43 of 92 songs): Yes, it's a drum solo, but what a drum solo! Maybe the best one ever laid down on record. Plus, Page – like he does throughout Led Zeppelin II – provides a killer riff for his band mates to launch from.
Vulture Ranking (74 of 74 songs): Ginger Baker of Cream pioneered the idea of the heavy, heavy drum solo; Zeppelin’s unmercifully hard pounder, the semihuman John Bonham, followed suit. You want to call Bonham a psychopath, but that’s almost too romanticized a word for his psyche. This is a guy whose sense of humor ran to taking a dump in a groupie’s purse when she wasn’t looking, such an alcoholic that he was known for drinking himself senseless and then urinating where he sat, notably on planes. Those are the sorts of stories told fondly by his “friends,” like the band’s longtime road manager, Richard Cole, in his memoir; from others, words like abominable, lout, and ####head come up. Anyway, Bonham’s hard, hard, hard pounding and his surprisingly swinging attack characterized Zep’s sound, and Page and various engineers in the studio found just the right dry but very broad way to record it. This grinding workout was stuck on the second album as a souvenir of the times; onstage, when Bonham would embark on an extended drum workout to give fans, their senses’ benumbed, a chance to catch their bearings; and, now and again, for the other three members to get a group blow job backstage from a willing female fan. Docked 30 or so notches for Bonham’s role in an infamous on-tour incident at Oakland, California, in 1979. A stagehand for Bill Graham had stopped manager Peter Grant’s son from ripping backstage signs down. In retaliation, Grant and a few other thugs in the band’s employ trapped the guy in a trailer and beat the holy #### out of him. Years of legal wrangling followed this deliberate and vicious assault. A footnote to the story is that Bonham had gone to the guy first — and kicked him in the balls without warning.
Rolling Stone Ranking (31 of 40 songs): Bonham's drum-solo epic from Led Zeppelin II began as a jam based around bluesman Sleepy John Estes' "
The Girl I Love She Got Long Black Wavy Hair." In concert it could stretch out as long as 30 minutes; the recorded version is a trimmed-down four minutes of syncopated stomp and rolling tom-tom thunder.
Louder Ranking (43 out of 50 songs): Led Zeppelin were lucky to have John Bonham as their drummer. Apart from being Plant’s mate, his presence gave the band a unique sound and authority. He also used to perform a spectacular solo that would often last 20 minutes, which became a feature of the band’s increasingly extended concerts. During these sessions, Bonham would play with his bare hands, attacking a huge flaming gong, reaching a climax that had crowds roaring. Moby **** was first aired on Led Zeppelin II. Jimmy Page established an appropriate riff to launch the number, which kicked off with a battering snare drum figure. Bonham moved from snare to tom tom triplets and congas using his hands. The Ginger Baker-esque climax when he switched to sticks still sounds impressive, but this studio version lacked the fire a ‘live’ audience would encourage.
WMGK (25 of 92 songs): Ostensibly an instrumental Page/Jones/Bonham jam, Page and Jones split after about a minute (and return at the end), giving John Bonham a showcase for his powerful yet tuneful playing. Most drum solos get old after you’ve heard them a few times: that’s not the case with “Moby ****,” which stands proudly alongside the rest of ‘Led Zeppelin II,’ and alongside the rest of the band’s catalog.
SPIN (43 of 87 songs): Just straight flexin’. Bonzo certainly earned the right to have one song a concert that he could turn into a ten-minute solo for his own self-gratification if he so desired, and “Moby” was that song — though in the studio, they at least keep that whale of a solo down to a (relatively) trim three minutes or so. Don’t sleep on that ridiculously grungy Page riff either, though — or Bonham’s underrated intro fill, sampled for the Beastie Boys’ “What Comes Around.”
After all these songs, we just now will be entering the Top 50 . . . from Rolling Stone's #29 ranked album of all time (and the highest ranked LZ album in their rankings).