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My rank: 20#45 - Custard Pie from Physical Graffiti (1975)
Appeared On: 14 ballots (out of 62) . . . 22.6%
Total Points: 133 points (out of 1,550 possible points . . . 8.58%)
5 Highest Rankers: @neal cassady@dhockster@In The Zone@joffer@ConstruxBoy
Highest Ranking: 10
Live Performances:
LZ: 1
Page & Plant: 8 (Tokyo - 1996-02-13)
Plant: 14 (Frankfurt - 2015-07-29)
Page: 30 (Syracuse - 1988-04-11)
JP & Black Crowes: 9 (Unknown)
Notable Covers: LA Guns, Derek Trucks, Helmet, Foo Fighters, Eric Gales
Ultimate Classic Rock Ranking (out of 92 songs): 48
Vulture Ranking (out of 74 songs): 57
Rolling Stone Ranking (out of 40 songs): Not Ranked
Louder Ranking (out of 50 songs): 50
Uproxx Ranking (out of 50 songs): 29
WMGK Ranking (out of 92 songs): 49
SPIN Ranking (out of 87 songs): 62
Ranker Ranking (out of 87 songs): 54
Anachronarchy Ranking (out of 80 songs): 24
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The first track from Physical Graffiti, Custard Pie revs up the album with a raucous start. The song is filled with double entendre and innuendo throughout. I wonder if such a song would gain much popularity if it were released today given the world and social climate we live in. It started out called Dropped Down Mama. It joins several other songs which associate pie and women including The Beatles - Wild Honey Pie, The Four Tops - I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch), and Warrant - Cherry Pie.
John Paul Jones recorded and produced a funk album with American soul singer Madeline Bell, Comin' Atcha to end 1973. The idea for the Custard Pie riff extended over from this period from a jam session, with the Led Zep deciding to record a funk song when they reconvened for rehearsals and recording in 1974.
The song borrowedfrom / was inspired / was heavily influenced by:
Drop Down Mama by Sleepy John Estes
Help Me by Sonny Boy Williamson
Shake ‘Em On Down by Bukka White
Custard Pie Blues by Brown McGhee
I Want Some Of Your Pie by Blind Boy Fuller
Jones played an electric Hohner Clavinet D6 for the recording while guitarist Jimmy Page used his 1959 Gibson Les Paul Standard, and a Vox Crybaby Wah Wah pedal with an ARP synthesizer for his solo. Singer Robert Plant plays harmonica, while his lyrics include assorted standard blues phrases.
Rough Mix, Alternate Version
Custard Pie was rehearsed for the 1975 North American tour but was not performed live during the band’s initial run. It was, however, played at Jason Bonham’s wedding reception in 1990. During the 1980s, Plant included a verse of the song as part of his final chorus in the live version of Tall Cool One. Page performed the song live for his 1988 Outrider tour and recorded a version with the Black Crowes on the 1999 album Live at the Greek.
Ultimate Classic Rock (48 of 92 songs): The opening track on Physical Graffiti pretty much distills the double album into four-and-a-half snaky minutes. There's clavinet, a wah-wah-powered solo and a hoarse Plant towering above it all.
Vulture (out of 74 songs): Why this track led off Graffiti, an important moment for the band, is a mystery. The production is indifferent, lacking the arresting crispness of the band’s better work. The lyrics? A mess of blues posturings, some of them stolen.
Louder (50 of 50 songs): There's a compelling case to be made that Physical Graffiti is the greatest double album ever recorded. Led Zep's sixth studio recording, there’s a feral mystery to it even today – and opener Custard Pie lets us know what we’re in for. Its menacing, salacious riff is driven by intoxicating dirty blues, while the unapologetic mutant funk rhythm section of Bonzo Bonham and John Paul Jones buffalos a path through the fray. Wha-wha clavinet snakes around razor-sharp guitars, while Robert Johnson, chicken blood and smoking valve amps are all invoked and teleported into leafy Barnes’ Olympic Studio 2. It’s aural carnage – in the best possible way.
Uproxx (29 of 50 songs): Lest this list get too saccharine, we’re doing a hard pivot into a song that is unabashedly about female genitalia. Yes, this is crude, but Zeppelin was standing on the shoulders of giants, referencing similar pie metaphors from bluesmen like Blind Boy Fuller and Brownie McGhee. Plus, this song is an excellent example of the connection between Page and Bonham, in which the latter closely follows the former in order to create one of the most gloriously bombastic Side 1, Track 1’s ever.
WMGK (49 of 92 songs): John Paul Jones and his clavinet makes its first appearance on the opening track of ‘Physical Graffiti,’ but it wouldn’t be the last, and the best was yet to come. As for the lyrics, it doesn’t take a cunning linguist to figure out what this one’s about.
SPIN (62 of 87 songs): The most underwhelming of Zep’s eight album-opening tracks — more of a credit to the other seven than a knock on the suitably funky “Pie” — but perhaps the most enthusiastic song about cunnilingus (“Chew on a piece of your custard pie!”) ever performed by someone not named Lil Wayne.
In the on deck circle, one of only two Led Zeppelin songs Jimmy Page had no hand in writing.
My friend’s rank: None
This is another one I included on my 1975 countdown:
“In the mid '70s, there was a lot of "boogie rock" going on (Grand Funk Railroad, Foghat, etc.). Here, on Physical's opener, the masters showed us how it's done. John Paul Jones' clavinet work and Jimmy Page's guitar solo elevate this far above its silly lyrics and pedestrian basic structure and offer a tantalizing hint of what's to come over the next 90 minutes.”