FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (1 Viewer)

[hagmania]

I am compiling answers.

 

[hagmania]

@fatguyinalittlecoat I see you down there. You've got less than 20 minutes.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

@fatguyinalittlecoat I see you down there. You've got less than 20 minutes.

Doing it now sir!

 

[WDIK2]

How do you play?

PM ten random questions to shuke.  You get a point for every question he answers with "what's this now?"

 

[hagmania]

Thank you to those who PM'd me with "Sheer Terror" in the title of your message. The title of this thread is a play on words. A funny.

 

[Bull Dozier]

Aaand… yeah.  I really need to get work done.

I don't have a Rudy looks like jokes, but he is the source of my favorite recent Onion headline:

"Rudy Guiliani calls into talk she he is being interviewed on to contradict what he just said." (paraphrased)

 

[Yankee23Fan]

I am compiling answers.

I see you shiver with antici……………………………………….. pation!

 

[hagmania]

How do you play?

Send me a numbered list 1-10 with Evan Fournier as the answer to every prompt.

I had to look up the Orlando Magic roster. I've never heard of any of these people.

 

[AAABatteries]

I think you meant the flocking record. No shirt.

"easespantsdown"

I tried to find the @Nigel Tufnel post about the girl with braces but alas either my memory or the search function isn't working.  The second funniest thing I've ever read on these boards after Truck's Jesus busting through the rock post. 

Somebody link these two please.

 

[AAABatteries]

enjoy (ned's mom)

Who doesn't?

 

[hagmania]

01. Name an event that people might get an invitation to attend.

spOOfy    -    Wedding
bryhamm    -    wedding
The Iguana    -    A wedding
Peak    -    Wedding
dino259    -    Wedding - www.nomarriage.com
Foosball God    -    Birthday Party
Galileo    -    Wedding
cap'n grunge    -    Wedding
Wingnut    -    Birthday party
Nugget    -    Wedding
EYLive    -    movie premier
rockaction    -    Birthday
Sinn Fein    -    Wedding
sho nuff    -    Wedding is going to be eaten...no way its not.  So My answer is Graduation
ProstheticRGK    -    wedding
heckmanm    -    Wedding
IrishTwinkie    -    A Wedding
Nipsey    -    WEDDING
Worm    -    Wedding
AAABatteries    -    Wedding
Yankee23Fan    -    Wedding.
WDIK2    -    A wedding
Dan Lambskin    -    Wedding
Murph    -    Wedding
ThaPenguin    -    Wedding
Terminalxylem    -    wedding
Getzlaf15    -    Ned's Mom .......   Real Answer is Wedding
Long Ball Larry    -    WEDDING
Cjw_55106    -    Wedding
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    Wedding
lardonastick    -    Wedding
El Floppo    -    Wedding
Sideshow Bob    -    Event makes it seem like something bigger than a birthday or run of the mill Christmas in July party. Wedding. Hopefully not a dry wedding between two virgins, but a wedding nonetheless.
Maik Jeaunz    -    wedding
Bull Dozier    -    Wedding
Nick Vermeil    -    Wedding
IC FBGCav    -    Wedding

 

[hagmania]

It is a tactic among many predators to separate the weak from the rest. This was a strong group of answers... oh, what's this? Some of you don't have an invitation to my dinner? Oh, let me fix you right up...

Wedding - 32
Birthday Party - 3

EATEN - Foosball God, Wingnut, EYLive, rockaction, sho nuff (should have peeped those rules a little closer, chap)

 

[Zegras11]

It is a tactic among many predators to separate the weak from the rest. This was a strong group of answers... oh, what's this? Some of you don't have an invitation to my dinner? Oh, let me fix you right up...

Wedding - 32
Birthday Party - 3

EATEN - Foosball God, Wingnut, EYLive, rockaction, sho nuff (should have peeped those rules a little closer, chap)

Record score for an answer. 

 

[AAABatteries]

You people need to schtick it up in here for the next 3 hours while I'm on this conference call.  TIA.

 

[AAABatteries]

I say we hold up proceedings until @GOB submits his answers. 

 

[Zegras11]

You people need to schtick it up in here for the next 3 hours while I'm on this conference call.  TIA.

Euph for Ned's mom.  

 

[hagmania]

I say we hold up proceedings until @GOB submits his answers. 

01. Evan Fournier

 

[hagmania]

Evan Fournier - 0 pts

 

[Yankee23Fan]

You people need to schtick it up in here for the next 3 hours while I'm on this conference call.  TIA.

Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

 

[AAABatteries]

Euph for Ned's mom.  

3 hours might wreck her hip or mine.

 

[EYLive]

I figured you dummies would say wedding, even though nobody ever checks to see if you have one. I just couldn't bring myself to submit that answer.

 

[bryhamm]

I figured you dummies would say wedding, even though nobody ever checks to see if you have one. I just couldn't bring myself to submit that answer.

Who's the dummy now?

 

[hagmania]

Thirty-six!@#!! It's an all-time Sheep record!

37 btw

 

[WDIK2]

You people need to schtick it up in here for the next 3 hours while I'm on this conference call.  TIA.

3 hour conference call?  Can you come up with a quick game of buzzword BINGO?

 

[Zegras11]

Today seems like a good day to get back in the winner's circle.

 

[AAABatteries]

3 hour conference call?  Can you come up with a quick game of buzzword BINGO?

It was actually 7 hours with one of those being a lunch break.  4 down, 3 to go!

 

[hagmania]

02. Name a brand of sparkling water.

spOOfy    -    This one could be tough.  When I think of it at a restaurant, I think of Pelligrino.  But now there's all kinds of brands.  Why not, go with Pelligrino
bryhamm    -    perrier
The Iguana    -    Perrier
Peak    -    La Croix
dino259    -    Klarbrun
Foosball God    -    Perrier
Galileo    -    Perrier
cap'n grunge    -    Perrier
Wingnut    -    Schwepps
Nugget    -    Dasani
EYLive    -    Perrier
rockaction    -    S. Pellegrino
Sinn Fein    -    Evian
sho nuff    -    Dasani is the first that came to mind
ProstheticRGK    -    pellegrino
heckmanm    -    Perrier
IrishTwinkie    -    Evian
Nipsey    -    PERRIER
Worm    -    La Croix
AAABatteries    -    Perrier
Yankee23Fan    -    Coors Light.
WDIK2    -    Perrier
Dan Lambskin    -    San Pellegrino
Murph    -    Perrier
ThaPenguin    -    The Croy
Terminalxylem    -    perrier
Getzlaf15    -    Perrier
Long Ball Larry    -    LA CROIX
Cjw_55106    -    Bubly
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    La Croix
lardonastick    -    Perrier
El Floppo    -    I want to say Perrier because I'm old, but I'll go with that nasty canned stuff, Le Croix
Sideshow Bob    -    I think all the kids are drinking La Croix today.  But I also don't think we have any of those here.  Are the old farts going to say something like San Pelligrino? Perrier? I refuse. La Croix.
Maik Jeaunz    -    perrier
Bull Dozier    -    Bubbly
Nick Vermeil    -    Perrier
IC FBGCav    -    Peirre(sp) French ####

 

[hagmania]

You La Croix folx are luckyyyyyyyyy

 

[AAABatteries]

Coors Light

 

[Yankee23Fan]

It's been scientifically proven that if a man drinks La Croix, their man parts stop working.

 

[scoobus]

Noooooooooooooo

:(

 

[The Iguana]

Yankee23Fan    -    Coors Light.

 

[WDIK2]

It was actually 7 hours with one of those being a lunch break.  4 down, 3 to go!

Unmute your phone and start eating an apple.

 

[dino259]

02. Name a brand of sparkling water.

spOOfy    -    This one could be tough.  When I think of it at a restaurant, I think of Pelligrino.  But now there's all kinds of brands.  Why not, go with Pelligrino
bryhamm    -    perrier
The Iguana    -    Perrier
Peak    -    La Croix
dino259    -    Klarbrun
Foosball God    -    Perrier
Galileo    -    Perrier
cap'n grunge    -    Perrier
Wingnut    -    Schwepps
Nugget    -    Dasani
EYLive    -    Perrier
rockaction    -    S. Pellegrino
Sinn Fein    -    Evian
sho nuff    -    Dasani is the first that came to mind
ProstheticRGK    -    pellegrino
heckmanm    -    Perrier
IrishTwinkie    -    Evian
Nipsey    -    PERRIER
Worm    -    La Croix
AAABatteries    -    Perrier
Yankee23Fan    -    Coors Light.
WDIK2    -    Perrier
Dan Lambskin    -    San Pellegrino
Murph    -    Perrier
ThaPenguin    -    The Croy
Terminalxylem    -    perrier
Getzlaf15    -    Perrier
Long Ball Larry    -    LA CROIX
Cjw_55106    -    Bubly
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    La Croix
lardonastick    -    Perrier
El Floppo    -    I want to say Perrier because I'm old, but I'll go with that nasty canned stuff, Le Croix
Sideshow Bob    -    I think all the kids are drinking La Croix today.  But I also don't think we have any of those here.  Are the old farts going to say something like San Pelligrino? Perrier? I refuse. La Croix.
Maik Jeaunz    -    perrier
Bull Dozier    -    Bubbly
Nick Vermeil    -    Perrier
IC FBGCav    -    Peirre(sp) French ####

All you fancy drinkers.  Nobody else sees the Klarbrun in the vending machine all over the place?

 

[AAABatteries]

Unmute your phone and start eating an apple.

I actually did eat an apple earlier but stayed on mute - missed opportunity.

 

[WDIK2]

I actually did eat an apple earlier but stayed on mute - missed opportunity.

Happened on a conference call with a couple hundred people I participated in.  The hosts asked the apple eater a half dozen times to mute their phone.  Eventually someone went into the apple eaters office to ask a question and I realized it was someone in our office.   

 

[Yankee23Fan]

If anyone told me I would have to participate in a conference call that was going to be more than an hour I would be significantly upset and prone to undertake all sorts of hijinks to ensure I was permitted to leave same.  Sounds like a form of torture even the CIA wouldn't try.

 

[AAABatteries]

If anyone told me I would have to participate in a conference call that was going to be more than an hour I would be significantly upset and prone to undertake all sorts of hijinks to ensure I was permitted to leave same.  Sounds like a form of torture even the CIA wouldn't try.

My other option would have been to travel to Arkansas.  Pretty sure I picked the better option.

 

[hagmania]

GOB - Evian Fournier

 

[hagmania]

Perrier - 17
La Croix - 7

That would be over half our answers, it seems. Would the rest of you mind joining me by the cooler while I can sample you with different mineral waters?

San Pellegrino - 4
Dasani - 2
Evian - 2
Bubly - 2
Rest - 0

EATEN - spOOfy, ProstheticRGK, Dan Lambskin, Nugget, Sinn Fein, IrishTwinkie, Cjw_55106, Bull Dozier, dino259, Yankee23Fan

 

[hagmania]

Leaderboard peek:

bryhamm
The Iguana
Galileo
cap'n grunge
heckmanm
Nipsey
AAABatteries
WDIK2
Murph
Terminalxylem
Getzlaf15
lardonastick
Maik Jeaunz
Nick Vermeil
IC FBGCav

Are all in first after two questions.

 

[hagmania]

As we move into question 3, I'd like to remind our readership just who they're dealing with.

 

[WDIK2]

My other option would have been to travel to Arkansas.  Pretty sure I picked the better option.

How many people would cheer or reply if you randomly shouted "WOO PIG SOOIE!"?

 

[Yankee23Fan]

My other option would have been to travel to Arkansas.  Pretty sure I picked the better option.

But you could have rented an '85 Trans Am, kidnapped a bride at a local church and gamed Smokey on your way to the meeting.

 

[AAABatteries]

As we move into question 3, I'd like to remind our readership just who they're dealing with.

I was just about to post "ARBITRARY AND FINAL!"

 

[Yankee23Fan]

EATEN -  Yankee23Fan

Worth it.

 

[AAABatteries]

How many people would cheer or reply if you randomly shouted "WOO PIG SOOIE!"?

One - Ned's Mom

 

[hagmania]

03. Name something one might use to travel via water.

spOOfy    -    Boat
bryhamm    -    boat
The Iguana    -    A boat - does this need to be more specific?
Peak    -    Boat
dino259    -    I’m in a Boat, hopefully one rented by the MN Vikings.
Foosball God    -    Boat
Galileo    -    Boat
cap'n grunge    -    Boat
Wingnut    -    Canoe
Nugget    -    Boat
EYLive    -    boat
rockaction    -    Raft
Sinn Fein    -    Canoe
sho nuff    -    Damn, so many possibilities.  Sail boat...even better if its Chris Farley in a dinghy
ProstheticRGK    -    kayak
heckmanm    -    Canoe
IrishTwinkie    -    A boat
Nipsey    -    BOAT
Worm    -    Cruise ship
AAABatteries    -    Boat
Yankee23Fan    -    Only yacht's for FBG's!
WDIK2    -    A boat
Dan Lambskin    -    Boat
Murph    -    Boat
ThaPenguin    -    Boat? Is that not specific enough? If not, let's go with cruise ship.
Terminalxylem    -    boat
Getzlaf15    -    Boat
Long Ball Larry    -    Sailboat
Cjw_55106    -    Boat
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    Boat
lardonastick    -    Boat
El Floppo    -    Boat. Ferry, if we need to be more specific
Sideshow Bob    -    Are we looking for something less obvious than a boat?
Maik Jeaunz    -    boat
Bull Dozier    -    Boat
Nick Vermeil    -    boat
IC FBGCav    -    Boat

 

[hagmania]

What am I, the final arbiter of this game, to do with these answers?

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?

 

[The Iguana]