"The good news is, you're fired. The bad news is you've got...all of you've got... just one week to regain your jobs, starting with tonight...starting with tonight's sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good... 'cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest.
As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a Poulan Pro Chainsaw. Yeah, that's right, a shiny....powerful.....deadly.........................chainsaw. Third prize is.....................did i mention it's a Poulan?...........top o' the line, baby. Mitch & Murray saw to that personally.
Third prize is you're fired. Do you get the picture? Are you laughing now? You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close ####, you are ####! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it,'cause you are going out!
Matter of fact, Mitch & Murray have authorized me *crosses the room, picks up the chainsaw* to add a fourth prize to the contest.
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