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Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
beer 40
ProstheticRGK
Footballguy
Inappropriately Anonymous Male
SWC
Bromigo
i always thought a good name for a salad bar would be swcs tune up garage and salad bar but there would not be any real auto mechanics employed on staff just some losers who dump precut bags of salad in the bins id lure people in looking for tires and they would stay for the salad bar bam profit take that to the bank bromigos
rockaction
Footballguy
What do you guys think would be a good name for a salad bar?
rockaction
Footballguy
The other two disappeared so quickly. Everyone is going to think I'm just being a jerk.
Also, I tried to do a play on wheelhouse in another thread yesterday. I think I said, "Is a wheelhouse a house with wheels or a wheel that one lives in?"
Not as funny as Norwood, though.
lol. Okay, I'm on my way to the bank as we speak, brohan.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Is a buffet a salad bar? Because If my name was Warren I'd already have a name picked out.
rockaction
Footballguy
Huh. Not sure I like having had asked that question of the ole SWC'er, who had accidentally triple posted but has since deleted...
Hmm... <_<
Time to bump the wheelhouse thread
Hmm... <_<
Time to bump the wheelhouse thread
Nathan R. Jessep
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Dan Lambskin
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Tatum Bell's Motivation
rockaction
Footballguy
Sam Darnold's Playoff Run
Dennis Castro
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
The Z Machine
Footballguy
SoylentGreen
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
If someone doesn't cop this one for real this place will have disappointed me for the first time ever.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Hamberder
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Looks like Tobin Rote is still available should I ever need it
Mister CIA
Footballguy
The Z Machine
Footballguy
Stubs and Dubs
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Stinky The Floormat
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
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Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
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Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
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Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
This is from back when Gilroy was here.
Instinctive
Footballguy
Bump Finley
Cowboysfan8
Footballguy
Cowboysfan9
fatness
Footballguy
Hiawatha Lipschitz
True story -- Long ago I had a friend who stayed up late at night watching TV ads and getting suckered into buying stuff he didn't want. But he was an avid fisherman (as I was) and he loved when the new Bass Pro Shops catalog came out every year, and money spent on fishing isn't wasted money so I decided to help him out. I filled out a paper form to get him a free catalog and sent it to Bass Pro Shops, and let him know to expect it. Never heard anything about it for months after that until one night he called me all irate. It seems he had a question about an order and called Bass Pro Shops to ask particulars about price, and the helper person asked him where he was getting his prices from. He told her it was from his catalog, and she asked for the member number on the catalog label which he gave her. She said "OK, thank you Mr. Lipschitz. I see where you're seeing the price and we'll honor that." And at that point he got irritated and asked why she was calling him Mr. Lipschitz. She told him that was the name that catalog had been mailed to and should be on the label, which he had never looked at. It was then he discovered I had sent the catalog to Hiawatha Lipschitz at his address. At this point he was irate "Why are you calling me Lipschitz? My name is Gerald Lastname!" to which the helper person (bless her) replied "No, your name is Hiawatha Lipschitz. I can see it right here on my computer."
He was so ****ing mad at me. He died of a brain tumor several years ago. Miss you, Gerry. Long live Hiawatha Lipschitz.
True story -- Long ago I had a friend who stayed up late at night watching TV ads and getting suckered into buying stuff he didn't want. But he was an avid fisherman (as I was) and he loved when the new Bass Pro Shops catalog came out every year, and money spent on fishing isn't wasted money so I decided to help him out. I filled out a paper form to get him a free catalog and sent it to Bass Pro Shops, and let him know to expect it. Never heard anything about it for months after that until one night he called me all irate. It seems he had a question about an order and called Bass Pro Shops to ask particulars about price, and the helper person asked him where he was getting his prices from. He told her it was from his catalog, and she asked for the member number on the catalog label which he gave her. She said "OK, thank you Mr. Lipschitz. I see where you're seeing the price and we'll honor that." And at that point he got irritated and asked why she was calling him Mr. Lipschitz. She told him that was the name that catalog had been mailed to and should be on the label, which he had never looked at. It was then he discovered I had sent the catalog to Hiawatha Lipschitz at his address. At this point he was irate "Why are you calling me Lipschitz? My name is Gerald Lastname!" to which the helper person (bless her) replied "No, your name is Hiawatha Lipschitz. I can see it right here on my computer."
He was so ****ing mad at me. He died of a brain tumor several years ago. Miss you, Gerry. Long live Hiawatha Lipschitz.
