Fictitious reasons black people riot (1 Viewer)

[Homer J Simpson]

Go.

 

[mr roboto]

Withholding their civil rights.

 

[Fennis]

The Tyler Perry movie didn't have Madea in it.

 

[Fennis]

cant find 3 piece suit in purple

 

[belljr]

Famous Black Person was found guilty or innocent in a high profile case...

IBTL

 

[Fennis]

when the chicken tastes like wood

 

[Fennis]

TLC doesnt make the Rock HOF (again)

 

[McGarnicle]

Church's ran out of biscuits.

 

[Fennis]

Superman played by yet another nerdy white guy

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Emancipation Retraction

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Because the police aren't paying enough attention to them.

 

[TheAristocrat]

There aren't enough pictures of great butts in this thread.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A white family moved into their neighborhood.

 

[McGarnicle]

http://i.imgur.com/6RT40vN.jpg

 

[avoiding injuries]

Boyz N the Hood 2 comes out starring Shia LaBeouf

 

[pollardsvision]

http://i.imgur.com/6RT40vN.jpg

 

[Dr Oadi]

When you get fired from your DHS job because you have a website detailing your preparations for the coming race war.

WOH!

 

[Politician Spock]

Someone makes a thread called "Fictitious reasons black people riot".

 

[Ignoramus]

"Fictitious"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/6RT40vN.jpg

 

[belljr]

http://i.imgur.com/6RT40vN.jpg

My wife just asked me what I was laughing at

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

When they want to rock right now and get down but something won't let them.

 

[Wrigley]

Barry is really white

 

[Frostillicus]

Almond shortage

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Looks like they found a new way to fight back. They are turning terrorista.

 

[Raider Nation]

Just want to say that I'm proud of all of you for resisting the urge to type "because the supermarket ran out of watermelons and malt liquor" or something equally racist.

 

[mquinnjr]

ducktales, to the white courtesy phone

 

[Plorfu]

Mandatory swimming lessons

 

[Fennis]

http://i.imgur.com/6RT40vN.jpg

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Just want to say that I'm proud of all of you for resisting the urge to type "because the supermarket ran out of watermelons and malt liquor" or something equally racist.

Just want to say that I'm proud of all of you for resisting the urge to type "because the supermarket ran out of watermelons and malt liquor" or something equally racist.

I think you mean Kool-Aid crack.

 

[Plorfu]

Banned from having loud conversations on cell phone in elevators and bathroom stalls.

 

[pollardsvision]

Mandatory swimming lessons

Passing a swim test is mandatory to graduate from UNC.

 

[Raider Nation]

Banned from having loud conversations on cell phone in elevators and bathroom stalls.

What about movie theaters?

 

[mquinnjr]

Banned from having loud conversations on cell phone in elevators and bathroom stalls.

What about movie theaters?

Definitely in the silent train car.

 

[Fennis]

Amanda Bynes banging every black guy but you

 

[Plorfu]

Autotune is now illegal.

 

[mquinnjr]

Autotune is now illegal.

 

[Raider Nation]

Tiger constantly choking in majors.

*also causes riots in Asian communities.

 

[Plorfu]

Treble must be higher than bass or face a fine.

 

[FlapJacks]

centuries of discrimination and oppression

 

[Finless]

Walmart runs out of Newports

 

[Finless]

Nationwide baby powder and hand lotion shortage.

 

[Flying V]

Black panthers removed from endangered species list.

 

[Finless]

Obama is not elected for a 3rd term.

 

[Finless]

All hair clippers are recalled - fades are put on hold for 2 weeks.

 

[bosoxs45]

Kool Aid goes bankrupt.

 

[Finless]

Local Barber shops enforce no loitering law

 

[Finless]

Supermarket sells out of watermelons

Elephant in the room and a non-issue imo

 

[Finless]

Local prison bans "slow jams"

 

[Raider Nation]

Supermarket sells out of watermelons

Elephant in the room and a non-issue imo

I hadn't thought of that one.