Fictitious Replies to Real Facebook Posts (1 Viewer)

[Buck Bradcanon]

This is a safe place.  Please come share here what you want to but can't say over there.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Chronicles of my CA move thus far.   Sat = check into corporate housing (Marina del Rey)  Sun = buy a new Lexus because I'm in LA (Santa Monica)  Mon= start at my new office..wish me luck!! #californiachronicles #fancyoffice

I noticed you don't post a lot of pics of yourself.  How many lbs we talking these days?  Also, diaf.

 

[sbonomo]

This has some real potential, please dont let it die.

 

[Brony]

UNLIKE!!!

 

[Bogart]

:subscribe:

 

[Shutout]

What's Facebook?

 

[McGarnicle]

 

[ChiefD]

The reason why you don't have a date, AGAIN, is that you are a whiney condescending ##### who has let yourself go but still believe you look like you did in high school.

 

[ChiefD]

Oh, cool. You changed your profile picture AGAIN because you believe it makes you look sexy. And skinny.

It doesn't.

 

[ChiefD]

Did you actually RESEARCH that "fact" you liked and shared before you actually liked and shared it?

Because it's wrong. Idiot.

 

[ChiefD]

Hey, we get it. You hate Obama, Muslim's, Mexican wall jumpers, and lazy welfare recipients. 

 

[Zegras11]

Paging @John Bender

 

[John Bender]

Paging @John Bender

I've been really harassing applebees lately - almost hourly

http://i.imgur.com/Nf5Lghi.png

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[McGarnicle]

I've been really harassing applebees lately - almost hourly

http://i.imgur.com/Nf5Lghi.png

http://i.imgur.com/IUVGd92.png

http://i.imgur.com/Zkz6v9B.png

 

[Zegras11]

http://i.imgur.com/Zkz6v9B.png

 

[Limp Ditka]

You're a 43 year old man whose main interests in life are KISS and WWE. This means that the only maturing you've done over the last 37 years is physically. So don't expect me to feign surprise when you tell me that you're still having a hard time finding a woman that's willing to settle down with you.

 

[McGarnicle]

I'd be happy just seeing horrible fb posts.

 

[Limp Ditka]

#### you and the 27 minion memes you post every day. 

 

[NREC34]

Your baby is ####### ugly. 

 

[Captain Cranks]

Hats off for all the sacrifices you've made to help the victims in Paris and San Bernardino.  That "love" background behind your profile picture really goes a long way. 

 

[Captain Cranks]

Wow!  I'm so ####### impressed by that mixed drink or glass of wine you're about to have.  Where can one find those?  

 

[Captain Cranks]

Your prayers won't do #### and Jesus doesn't care if you "liked" him.  

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

I understand that you hate Obama. Curious to see who's fault it is for your shortcomings next.

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

I understand, you enjoy guns.

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

Thanks, that covers it for now.

 

[McGarnicle]

Your baby is ####### ugly. 

My cousin's baby looks like a cross between the youngest kid on Malcolm in the Middle and a lemur. Just the ugliest little freak you could imagine, and she posts pics incessantly. How can she think that thing is cute? It looks like a ####### bat.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I've been really harassing applebees lately - almost hourly

http://i.imgur.com/Nf5Lghi.png

http://i.imgur.com/IUVGd92.png

http://i.imgur.com/Zkz6v9B.png

 

[lardonastick]

Thanks for the weekly reminder that you had a stillborn child. Last decade.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Thanks for the weekly reminder that you had a stillborn child. Last decade.

JFC.

I have one of those on my feed as well.

 

[Bucky86]

Thanks for the weekly reminder that you had a stillborn child. Last decade.

Just had one of those pop up for me as well.

They even posted a photo.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

Your prayers won't do #### and Jesus doesn't care if you "liked" him.  

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

 

[Limp Ditka]

When we were dating 20 years ago, the only time I remember you mentioning Jesus was when I was balls deep in one of you orifices. 

 

[squistion]

Before you post crap like this, can't you at least fact check it first?

 

[Captain Cranks]

Your biased political meme really made me reconsider my stance and now I'm totally on your side   -   Was said by nobody.  

 

[FUBAR]

thank baby jesus we broke up.  :X  

 

[FUBAR]

Wow!  I'm so ####### impressed by that mixed drink or glass of wine you're about to have.  Where can one find those?  

I'm so ####### impressed by that taco you're about to have!

 

[Parrothead]

so, you say you are feeling sad today?  that's because no one likes you..  sorry

 

[TheAristocrat]

I've been really harassing applebees lately - almost hourly

http://i.imgur.com/Nf5Lghi.png

http://i.imgur.com/IUVGd92.png

http://i.imgur.com/Zkz6v9B.png

Never change, JB.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Coming up on my 6 year anniversary of deleting my Facebook account.  On par with getting lasik surgery, IMO.

 

[James Daulton]

It's understood, you like your dog and dogs in general.  No more dog pics or Memes are really necessary to prove this point.

 

[Emerson Biggens]

Wow that beautiful woman you're so proud to have on your arm and call your wife is 4 foot 10 and 245 pounds, wears enough makeup for 3 people, and is a #####... You should have run away 10 years ago. 

 

[Captain Cranks]

Coming up on my 6 year anniversary of deleting my Facebook account.  On par with getting lasik surgery, IMO.

I need to cut the cord.  I keep talking myself into keeping the account so I can update my extended family with things about the kids, but it's becoming harder and harder to justify.   

 

[Emerson Biggens]

It's understood, you like your dog and dogs in general.  No more dog pics or Memes are really necessary to prove this point.

Huh... You are friends with my Dad. Small world 

 

[Wooderson]

I need to cut the cord.  I keep talking myself into keeping the account so I can update my extended family with things about the kids, but it's becoming harder and harder to justify.   

I need to do some serious cutting. Family and a handful of friends. I think I could trim it to a dozen people. 

 

[Captain Cranks]

I need to do some serious cutting. Family and a handful of friends. I think I could trim it to a dozen people. 

I went from 300 to 100 with 75 of those on 'unfollow' including my own brother.    

 

[sbonomo]

"Why can't I ever date anyone normal!!!!!!!" - Well if you were not a 35 year old virgin (Korean - 8 - 8.5) that loves bragging about how your boyfriends are not "getting any" until the fully commit, maybe you would have better luck.  Hope that twice a week prayer group is working out for you.  

 

[IC FBGCav]

Coming up on my 6 year anniversary of deleting my Facebook account.  On par with getting lasik surgery, IMO.

You know the date you deleted it? Must be a story behind this.  

 

[Doctor Detroit]

The baby looks cute but he's already behind the 8 ball having a crazy mother, and a father who is sure to leave within 20 months because of it.  Talking out every aspect of your postpartum depression on Facebook seems healthy, and just remember...a lot of it is water weight. 

 

[fantasycurse42]

Yes, more pictures of your children, bc the first 27 you posted today didn't capture the light properly. 

 

[McGarnicle]

Oh, you support Trump? Because he's going to deport all those illegals stealing our jobs? And your husband hasn't looked for work in ten years? And he "finally" got approved for Social Security "disability" payments for "depression"? But in reality he's just too lazy to work and couldn't even stand behind a cash register for 3 hours at a clip because he's 400 pounds because all he does is eat Tastycakes and watch Black Sabbath DVDs all day? ####. You. You #######. Parasite.

[I'll never be on FB btw, just responding to my wife's idiot sister who posts 100x/day.]