First Presidential Debate (2 Viewers)

[HellToupee]

Please hold the veep debates in the Get Smart cone of silence

 

[The General]

When do we get to the health questions?  Oh...

Think donald had the flu up there. He sounded very sick.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I have no idea what this means but I'm pretty sure I do not want to see it.

ZEPPELIN! 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Lester Holt was atrocious. 

 

[Aerial Assault]

Really tough to tell.  They have historically been very experimental with nuclear technology.  They have operated many more nuclear platforms than every other country in the world combined.  We have operated much more safely, reliable, and quieter to be undetected.  Hence the reason we have never had a nuclear accident in the Nuclear Navy and they have had several.  

Interesting, but disagreeing (even in the respectful, nuanced way that you did) with DD about defense and military matters is usually not the way to roll

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Almost Any other politician>Hillary>Donald>Lester

 

[Mario Kart]

  Chelsea is pretty good looking. 

Lester did a terrible job. 

 

[lod001]

Going over to Fox News to see who won the debate. It's TRUMP!!!!!!!

 

[timschochet]

Well I think Hillary won easily. But I am biased. Let's see what the public think.

 

[Ted Lange as your Bartender]

This changes nothing.  Nothing at all

 

[Don't Noonan]

 Hasn't said one false thing tonight.

Omg you are delusional 

 

[Northern Voice]

Lester Holt was atrocious. 

Very low energy. Should have bummed some coke of Trumpie.

 

[Koya]

Lester Holt was atrocious. 

I didn't notice him.

Oohhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[SoBeDad]

  Chelsea is pretty good looking. 

Lester did a terrible job. 

Lester got out of the way. He did OK.

 

[[scooter]]

When do we get to the health questions?  Oh...

Only one of tonight's candidates looked healthy enough to handle the Presidency.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

Great concluding question Lester, you moron! 

No, I'll stage a coup, wtf does he expect them to say?

Yeah that was terrible.

 

[NutterButter]

Not liking the faux tan on Kelly

 

[-fish-]

No Benghazi and he barely touched the emails.

 

[Statorama]

"In my defense, when I called those women pigs and slobs I had no idea you morons were going to vote for me to be your nominee"

 

[fantasycurse42]

Almost Any other human>Hillary>Donald>Lester

Fyp 

 

[Aerial Assault]

Read the open source non-proliferation reports, it's not tough to tell at all.  Russia is a hot mess with their infrastructure and weapons system, so much so that no one trusts them to maintain them.  They don't even trust themselves. 

Agreed, I'm not even sure their weapons are actually hot, because of what you just said

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Hillary should have accused Trump of claiming prima nocta rights when Ivanka got married. 

Also, Tom Brokaw sounds like he has a mouth full of buffalo balls. 

 

[gianmarco]

Lester got pushed out of the way. He did OK.

FYP

 

[timschochet]

And in other news, Julio Jones finally catches a pass!

 

[Card Trader]

No Benghazi and he barely touched the emails.

No health, no deplorables.  Didn't have a problem asking Trump tough questions though.  Good stuff Lester

 

[ffldrew]

  Chelsea is pretty good looking. 

Lester did a terrible job. 

Lester got out of the way. He did OK.

I agree - Trump was rambling and he let him go.

 

[lod001]

Focus on Trumps family of hotties and then pan out to Hillarys family of mongloids.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Kinda concerned about this new terror division NATO is opening up. 

 

[GroveDiesel]

How does he not retort with a passionate "deplorables" speech to retort against the name calling allegations?  Christ his people are stupid...instead they let him bring up Rosie O'Donnell. 

I don't think it's his people that are the problem. You can't polish a turd.

 

[Politician Spock]

When do we get to the health questions?  Oh...

So many better questions that should have been asked. Lester gets a "D" for his moderating tonight, especially for the little control he had over either of the two. The only reason I don't give him an F is because when he spoke it was a much needed break from the BS. 

 

[BustedKnuckles]

https://twitter.com/MuraiHiro/status/780590448620412928

   

THATS SUM FUNNY #### RIGHT THERE HAHAHAHA

 

[timschochet]

Trump was not prepared for the debate.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Need Megan Kelly in there, we know both candidates fear her and she isn't gonna take any ####.  Anything with Trump needs at least some moderation, they didn't get to a few topics because Holt let them ramble on over time. 

 

[Mister CIA]

I'll be unemployed within a month, as I now lack the compunction to avoid openly mocking Trump supporters in the workplace.

 

[Aerial Assault]

No Benghazi and he barely touched the emails.

That's because they are settled issues about which there is no more to discuss. 

 

[The General]

Lester was so hard on donald  good stuff

 

[hxperson]

Seriously.   Both candidates suck

 

[NutterButter]

Trump was not prepared for the debate.

Ya think?  Sorry Tim. Softball.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Lester Holt was atrocious. 

He was optional on the meeting notice. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Brit Hume just took a shot of embalming fluid and is ready to give his hot take! 

 

[NutterButter]

Trump and Hannity interview coming up.  Should be unbelievable.

 

[[scooter]]

A better-prepared candidate would have been able to use Lester Holt's bias to his advantage.

 

[Aerial Assault]

No health, no deplorables.  Didn't have a problem asking Trump tough questions though.  Good stuff Lester

   Sorry that rightwing nutjob memes didn't control. 
 

 

[Captain Cranks]

I'll be unemployed within a month, as I now lack the compunction to avoid openly mocking Trump supporters in the workplace.

What's taken you so long?

 

[bud29]

Trump talking to Sean Hannity!

 

[tommyboy]

Going over to Fox News to see who won the debate. It's TRUMP!!!!!!!

I'm watching it now, they're not saying that at all

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Trump had a terrible night.  Nervous water drinking, sniffling, and rattled.   Clearly large win for Cankles tonight.

 

[James Daulton]

In the next debate Hillary really needs to let Trump have it when he refers to the US as a 3rd world country.  #### him. 

 

[ffldrew]

I'm watching it now, they're not saying that at all

SUPERPREDATOR!!!

 

[Max Power]

Trump came out strong and limped to the finish.  Both candidates are garbage.