AL: Dont panic. Youre in a Philadelphia.
MARK: Im in a what?
AL: Youre in a Philadelphia. Thats all.
MARK: But Im in
AL: Yes, physically youre in New York. But, metaphysically, youre in a Philadelphia.
MARK: Ive never heard of this!
AL: You see, inside of what we know as reality there are these pockets, these black holes called Philadelphias. If you fall into one, you run up against exactly the kinda stuff thats been happening to you all day.
MARK: Why?
AL: Because in a Philadelphia, no matter what you ask for, you cant get it. You ask for something, theyre not going to have it. You want to do something, it aint gonna get done. You want to go somewhere, you cant get there from here.
MARK: Good God. So this is very serious.
AL: Just remember, Marcus, this is a condition named for the town that invented the Cheese Steak. Something that nobody in his right mind would willingly ask for.